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LMFAO i just read it.... bit slow i know... But it was fuckn funny!

On the caustic rocker "Slash and Burned," Rose lashes out at his former bandmates now in Velvet Revolver with staggering specificity: "Your singer has cocaine eyes and a skeletonized trance / We’ll see if RCA recoups their advance."

Hahaha :rofl-lol:

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For The People who dont find this funny or amusing...

GET LAID FOR CHRIST SAKE!!! :drevil:

CHARLIE!!! maybe they don't have "working parts"..........."can't Fuck, might as well mow the grass"

kinda like Jon Bon BlowMe.....Fuck Him!

Joke Em' If They can't Take a Fuck!

more ammo........aim well

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For The People who dont find this funny or amusing...

GET LAID FOR CHRIST SAKE!!! :drevil:

CHARLIE!!! maybe they don't have "working parts"..........."can't Fuck, might as well mow the grass"

kinda like Jon Bon BlowMe.....Fuck Him!

Joke Em' If They can't Take a Fuck!

more ammo........aim well

I'll second that. Fuck Bon Jovi... but only if its a gay man taking Mr Jon Son up the wrong entrance :rofl-lol:

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LOL. I'd love to hear axl sing the cowboy song

Well Mercy Me all to shit.......I've got that one!!!

"Mama's Don't let Your kids turn Into Gay Cowboys.....

Don't Let em wear those Chaps without Pants....

Or fall in love with Cowboys named Lance!!!

Gay Movies are hard to make, and they're harder to watch......

I'd rather watch Football, Then a cowboy grabbing his Crotch.......

There ARE more Verses, If Anybody's Innerested.....this is da reader's digest version, just a teaser!!!

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LOL. I'd love to hear axl sing the cowboy song

Well Mercy Me all to shit.......I've got that one!!!

"Mama's Don't let Your kids turn Into Gay Cowboys.....

Don't Let em wear those Chaps without Pants....

Or fall in love with Cowboys named Lance!!!

Gay Movies are hard to make, and they're harder to watch......

I'd rather watch Football, Then a cowboy grabbing his Crotch.......

There ARE more Verses, If Anybody's Innerested.....this is da reader's digest version, just a teaser!!!

:rofl-lol:

I'll make sure i sing that when i'm in Texas. Fuck my employers.. they are making me go there and those worthless cunts pay me to live.. what i'd give to be free of that shit.

Well.. to me its a nice way to get to the USA

I'll be a gunner in the usa very soon folks when i get out of the Uk :)

Oh and again.. FUCK SPIN :fuckyou:

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For The People who dont find this funny or amusing...

GET LAID FOR CHRIST SAKE!!! :drevil:

CHARLIE!!! maybe they don't have "working parts"..........."can't Fuck, might as well mow the grass"

kinda like Jon Bon BlowMe.....Fuck Him!

Joke Em' If They can't Take a Fuck!

more ammo........aim well

I'll second that. Fuck Bon Jovi... but only if its a gay man taking Mr Jon Son up the wrong entrance :rofl-lol:

I've heard he does that.....a little bird told me......it had horns....

Now WHAT were those Tshirts Going To Say R ????????

I'll DAMN sure wear one right in front of god and everybody......

Change my screename to Monkeyfuck if I don't

LOL. I'd love to hear axl sing the cowboy song

Well Mercy Me all to shit.......I've got that one!!!

"Mama's Don't let Your kids turn Into Gay Cowboys.....

Don't Let em wear those Chaps without Pants....

Or fall in love with Cowboys named Lance!!!

Gay Movies are hard to make, and they're harder to watch......

I'd rather watch Football, Then a cowboy grabbing his Crotch.......

There ARE more Verses, If Anybody's Innerested.....this is da reader's digest version, just a teaser!!!

:rofl-lol:

I'll make sure i sing that when i'm in Texas. Fuck my employers.. they are making me go there and those worthless cunts pay me to live.. what i'd give to be free of that shit.

Well.. to me its a nice way to get to the USA

I'll be a gunner in the usa very soon folks when i get out of the Uk :)

Oh and again.. FUCK SPIN :fuckyou:

SPIN take take my signature and apply it......IF IT WEARS FIT IT!

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For The People who dont find this funny or amusing...

GET LAID FOR CHRIST SAKE!!! :drevil:

CHARLIE!!! maybe they don't have "working parts"..........."can't Fuck, might as well mow the grass"

kinda like Jon Bon BlowMe.....Fuck Him!

Joke Em' If They can't Take a Fuck!

more ammo........aim well

I'll second that. Fuck Bon Jovi... but only if its a gay man taking Mr Jon Son up the wrong entrance :rofl-lol:

I've heard he does that.....a little bird told me......it had horns....

Now WHAT were those Tshirts Going To Say R ????????

I'll DAMN sure wear one right in front of god and everybody......

Change my screename to Monkeyfuck if I don't

Hi Monkeyfuck...um I mean warchild.

Must be the banana I am eating.

Thinking of him............um I mean you.

:wub::heart:

xoxoxoxo

love you!

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For The People who dont find this funny or amusing...

GET LAID FOR CHRIST SAKE!!! :drevil:

CHARLIE!!! maybe they don't have "working parts"..........."can't Fuck, might as well mow the grass"

kinda like Jon Bon BlowMe.....Fuck Him!

Joke Em' If They can't Take a Fuck!

more ammo........aim well

I'll second that. Fuck Bon Jovi... but only if its a gay man taking Mr Jon Son up the wrong entrance :rofl-lol:

I've heard he does that.....a little bird told me......it had horns....

Now WHAT were those Tshirts Going To Say R ????????

I'll DAMN sure wear one right in front of god and everybody......

Change my screename to Monkeyfuck if I don't

Damn sure! I'll bring them to JFK with me!

picture opportunity :o haha

and Mr gay bon can blow a brokeback fountain last i heard... i wish i wasnt going to Texas.. but its my only route66 out of here.

Fuck Spin again :fuckyou:

There was a Time. Soon to return rock3

saying that... I love the demos. they rock. i just want this stuff out so i can kick all my friends that said GNR was fucked.. With or without Slash this stuff rules

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For The People who dont find this funny or amusing...

GET LAID FOR CHRIST SAKE!!! :drevil:

CHARLIE!!! maybe they don't have "working parts"..........."can't Fuck, might as well mow the grass"

kinda like Jon Bon BlowMe.....Fuck Him!

Joke Em' If They can't Take a Fuck!

more ammo........aim well

I'll second that. Fuck Bon Jovi... but only if its a gay man taking Mr Jon Son up the wrong entrance :rofl-lol:

I've heard he does that.....a little bird told me......it had horns....

Now WHAT were those Tshirts Going To Say R ????????

I'll DAMN sure wear one right in front of god and everybody......

Change my screename to Monkeyfuck if I don't

Hi Monkeyfuck...um I mean warchild.

Must be the banana I am eating.

Thinking of him............um I mean you.

:wub::heart:

xoxoxoxo

love you!

[/quote

GOTCHA

One Word

BELLYSHOTS IN THE JACUZZI

I Love Barenaked women.......not the group.......

A little DAMP around the edges? Remember? JUST WAIT, and I'll dare you to call me Monkeyfuck!!

personal and up close........DYKWTFYA??

:wub:

:heart::heart:

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For The People who dont find this funny or amusing...

GET LAID FOR CHRIST SAKE!!! :drevil:

CHARLIE!!! maybe they don't have "working parts"..........."can't Fuck, might as well mow the grass"

kinda like Jon Bon BlowMe.....Fuck Him!

Joke Em' If They can't Take a Fuck!

more ammo........aim well

I'll second that. Fuck Bon Jovi... but only if its a gay man taking Mr Jon Son up the wrong entrance :rofl-lol:

I've heard he does that.....a little bird told me......it had horns....

Now WHAT were those Tshirts Going To Say R ????????

I'll DAMN sure wear one right in front of god and everybody......

Change my screename to Monkeyfuck if I don't

Hi Monkeyfuck...um I mean warchild.

Must be the banana I am eating.

Thinking of him............um I mean you.

:wub::heart:

xoxoxoxo

love you!

[/quote

GOTCHA

One Word

BELLYSHOTS IN THE JACUZZI

I Love Barenaked women.......not the group.......

A little DAMP around the edges? Remember? JUST WAIT, and I'll dare you to call me Monkeyfuck!!

personal and up close........DYKWTFYA??

Yes, I know where the fuck I am

Waiting for YOU though

I don't have the Barenaked CD but I think you will like the OTHER BARE thingy.

bring your tool belt and hard hat.

and I'll wait for your call

:wub::heart:

love you monkeyfuck banana boy construction worker wannabe hard hat and all :wub:

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