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New Weird Al song!


Death Star

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Don'tt know if I can share it here cause it won't be on an album but as an internet promo

Lyrics:

My life is brilliant

What? Was I too early?

Oh, sorry

Should I

Do you wanna start over?

Or keep going?

OK.

Now? Now?

My life is brilliant

Your life's a joke

You're just pathetic

You're always broke

Your homemade Star Trek uniform

Really ain't impressing me

You're suffering from delusions of

Adequacy

You're pitiful

You're pitiful

You're pitiful

It's true

Never had a date

That you couldn't inflate

And you smell repulsive too

What a bummer being you

Well you just can't dance

And forget romance

Everybody you know

Still calls you "Fartypants"

But you'll always have a job

Well, I mean

As long as you still can work

That Slurpee machine

You're pitiful

You're pitiful

You're pitiful

It's true

You're half undressed

Eating chips off your chest

While you're playin' Halo 2

Noone's classier than you

La la la la

La la la la

La la la la

Loser

You're pitiful

You're pitiful

You're pitiful

It's true

Your dog would much rather

Play fetch by itself

You still live with your mom

And you're forty two

Guess you'll never grow a clue

Well, it just sucks to be you

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