Jackamo! Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 (edited) Alien ErectionThis Place, that we're in today, is made of clayOuter Space, ain't too far away, I heard them sayHuman Race, we're all here to play, then we payWhen I rest my case, I'll have it my wayDemocracy shall strike, when I get what I likeWhy bother to hike, when you can ride the bikeI met with the teacher, he took me to his leaderI was the leacher, and he was the seederHe taught me everyting that I know today,He helped me try to find my way,But there was a price to pay,It cost me alot more than money, I had to go where the sun wasn't so shiny,He pulled down his pants, And showed me his,Alien erection, but it showed me directionAlien erection, it showed me directionAlien erection, it showed me direction"Lil' Betty & Her First Experience (With A Girl)"1, 23, 4, 56, 7Betty was gal' who went to schoolStarted smokin' pot, she thought it was coolThen one day, when she was gettin' highShe grew some fairy wings and started to flyShe flew way up in the sky-y-yRainbows, floatin' aroundWhat could be that wonderful sound?It's just a bunch of clouds singingSo, Betty started swingin'Both way-y-ysIt was a magical lesbian day, I guess we all got our wayCos' Betty and her best friend BethStarted havin' hot lesbian sexI say "Yay-y-y!"Cos' this is the story, In all it's glory,The story of young lil' Betty& her first experience with a girl'She gave it a whirl, Yeah, she gave it a whirl Edited July 23, 2006 by Jackamo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackamo! Posted July 23, 2006 Author Share Posted July 23, 2006 "My Doctor Gave Me Advice (So I Gave Him The Finger)"Sittin' in the waitin' room,Keepin' my eye on the clockIt's quarter to eight,And I wanna rockHalf-past nine, And I hear my nameThey put me in another room,It's all the sameI'm waitin', waitin' for the doctorWhat the hell is takin' him so long,I'm waitin', waitin' for the doctorSo I wrote this friggin' songIt's twelve-thirty,The doctor is finally ready to see meHe comes in the room,And hits me with a lil' hammer on the kneeHe asked me my occupationI told him I was a singer,He told me to take off my pantsSo I gave him the middle fingerI told him, F**k this shit I'm goin' home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackamo! Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 Bend OverCan't sleep, can't even relaxGotta work, gotta pay your taxBend 0ver, and take it like a manBend 0ver, and take it like a manBend 0ver, it's all part of the Government's planRent's due in just one more dayWhere are you gonna find that kinda payBend 0ver, and take it like a manBend 0ver, and take it like a manBend 0ver, it's all part of the Government's planThey screw you over, and they make you cryThey screw you over, till' the day you dieBend 0ver, and take it like a manBend 0ver, and take it like a manBend 0ver, it's all part of the Government's plan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay410 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 dude that shit is amazing, thats like, ernest hemingwayyou should send that to spinal tap, id bet theyd do a reunion just to play those songs, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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