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Chinese Democracy - A Tribute To An Unheard Album


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Basically, we here at Cornslaw Industries believe that we can beat Axl and Guns N' Roses by releasing our album first with only a small fraction of the time, effort, and cost. We mean no disrespect to Axl and the boys (maybe a little). This is a tribute to a great decade of waiting and the power of a title.

its gona suck this much

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even more.

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hey, are there any singers out there wanting to be on, but don't have a band? PM me.

I can make a weird funky beat, you can sing, I'll mix it together, we'll call it "Cock-a-Roach Soup".

How bout' it? :rofl-lol:

A super funky techno beat n' I'll think 'bout it (even though I can't sing.)

They never said it had to be a good song, let's put something together :rofl-lol:

I'll put a bunch of effects together and call it Cock a Roach Soup, the name is still vacant.

Here's the lyrics for any singers wanting to participate:

COCK-A-ROACH SOUP

"Oooga booga, cookin' up the venue

Booga Ooga, lookin' at the menu

Can't make up my miiinnnndddddd

Your gonna diiieeeeeee"

"bones are lookin' tender

mix it up in a blender

You hear dat matt?

You want fries wit dat?"

"have a sip of my cock-a-roach soup

it's give you the poops"

:xmasssanta: so?

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COCK-A-ROACH SOUP

"Oooga booga, cookin' up the venue

Booga Ooga, lookin' at the menu

Can't make up my miiinnnndddddd

Your gonna diiieeeeeee"

"bones are lookin' tender

mix it up in a blender

You hear dat matt?

You want fries wit dat?"

"have a sip of my cock-a-roach soup

it's give you the poops"

After reading this I am not surprised you claim to like "Silkworms".... :sleeper:

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COCK-A-ROACH SOUP

"Oooga booga, cookin' up the venue

Booga Ooga, lookin' at the menu

Can't make up my miiinnnndddddd

Your gonna diiieeeeeee"

"bones are lookin' tender

mix it up in a blender

You hear dat matt?

You want fries wit dat?"

"have a sip of my cock-a-roach soup

it's give you the poops"

After reading this I am not surprised you claim to like "Silkworms".... :sleeper:

ookay mr. bob dylan , let's see your song writing skils.

i improvised.

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hey, are there any singers out there wanting to be on, but don't have a band? PM me.

I can make a weird funky beat, you can sing, I'll mix it together, we'll call it "Cock-a-Roach Soup".

How bout' it? :rofl-lol:

A super funky techno beat n' I'll think 'bout it (even though I can't sing.)

They never said it had to be a good song, let's put something together :rofl-lol:

I'll put a bunch of effects together and call it Cock a Roach Soup, the name is still vacant.

Here's the lyrics for any singers wanting to participate:

COCK-A-ROACH SOUP

"Oooga booga, cookin' up the venue

Booga Ooga, lookin' at the menu

Can't make up my miiinnnndddddd

Your gonna diiieeeeeee"

"bones are lookin' tender

mix it up in a blender

You hear dat matt?

You want fries wit dat?"

"have a sip of my cock-a-roach soup

it's give you the poops"

:xmasssanta: so?

Sittin' in the back of the courtroom,

Watchin' your bullshit lies,

Bein' spread to the judge,

Like a roach in your infested apartment

Baby, you're a cock-a-roach,

Boilin' in the soup,

Baby, you're a cock-a-roach,

My eyes don't like,

n' my thoughts prevail,

You're be,

cock-a-roach soup.

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ookay mr. bob dylan , let's see your song writing skils.

i improvised.

I´m not saying I have better skills, I´m simply saying that your so called improv sucked. Are you really that surprised? No offense, but what did you expect?

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ookay mr. bob dylan , let's see your song writing skils.

i improvised.

I´m not saying I have better skills, I´m simply saying that your so called improv sucked. Are you really that surprised? No offense, but what did you expect?

it was supposed to be crappy. ;)

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(even though I can't sing.)

I thought you wanted to be a singer?

Hah. I do, but don't think I can sing. (Other people say I can, but I blame that on the fact I was drunk one night)

that makes sense. :)

someone record, we'l lthrow into some funkt techno beats and we'll get one a tribute to guns n' roses

You likin' 'em so far Jackie?

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there are perfect. we just need vocals. and I could mix up a mp3 with cool pitman like effecs.

Cock-a-Roach Soup

Sittin' in the back of the courtroom,

Watchin' your bullshit lies,

Bein' spread to the judge,

Like a roach in your infested apartment

Baby, you're a cock-a-roach,

Boilin' in the soup,

Baby, you're a cock-a-roach,

My eyes don't like,

n' my thoughts prevail,

You're be,

cock-a-roach soup.

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After reading this I am not surprised you claim to like "Silkworms".... :sleeper:

Silkworms is the greatest piece of music ever composed and Pitman eclipses Mozart, Mendelssohn & Paganini for sheer virtuosity. Pitman's fifth symphony revolutionised music by imbricating Schoenberg's 12-note row into the poetic and lucid structures of the super-funky-techno-beat (all others are purveyors of mere 'funky-techno-beats,' or even simply: 'techno-beats.')

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Cock-a-Roach Soup

Sittin' in the back of the courtroom,

Watchin' your bullshit lies,

Bein' spread to the judge,

Like a roach in your infested apartment

Baby, you're a cock-a-roach,

Boilin' in the soup,

Baby, you're a cock-a-roach,

My eyes don't like,

n' my thoughts prevail,

You're goin' to be,

cock-a-roach soup.

Back on the witness stand,

Questioning your illusion,

Satisfaction is what you seek,

Through all the lies that you spew,

Ain't goin' to fly, take a look 'round you

Ain't standin' along side the few who believe

You're just a roach, a parasite,

Seekin' destruction, of me,

Can't stop my disillusions,

You're a cock-a-roch,

Gettin' ready to be boiled,

In my cock-a-roach soup...

Get ready, to fail,

You can't live with the lies,

Anymore, ooh anymore

Gotcha, guess what,

You're a cock-a-roach

Baby, you're a cock-a-roach,

Boilin' in the soup,

Baby, you're a cock-a-roach,

My eyes don't like,

n' my thoughts prevail,

You're goin' to be,

cock-a-roach soup.

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Jackie - submissions must be turned in by tomorrow - I told 'em that we just found out about this n' asked for an extension...you wanna do this?

A) the song you intend to compose, record, and submit (note: all music must be original -- not a cover of a leaked song you heard on the radio or at Rock in Rio -- & and by submitting a song to this album, you grant Cornslaw Industries the right to use it -- we won't be making any cash from it, so don't worry about it).

Cock-A-Roach Soup

B) the name of your band, persona, or chosen moniker

Whatcha think on this? Almost Pitman Presents...?

C) website, MySpace site, etc.

http://www.myspace.com/axlander

http://www.elsewhere.piczo.com

D) a photo or image of your "band"

Whatcha wanna do on this? A picture of me with theelsewhere website url? lol

E) your thoughts on Axl Rose and the coming new Guns N' Roses album: expectations, hopes, dreams, fears.

W. Axl Rose will not fail. This album will blow your nuts three times over.

F) how you record (equipment: four-track, PC, tin can and some string, GarageBand, etc)

Um...computer. And, a cool funky techno beat in the style of Chris Pitman, made on another computer.

G) A promise that you will have completed the writing, recording, and submitting of the song by the 14th of November.

Promise?

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