Almost Famous Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 http://www.cornslaw.com/chinese_democracy/index.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Drama Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Oh God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Jesus tit-fucking Christ, people are stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motownjunkie Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 is this a first in music?well if anything it shows that even the tribute bands have more of a WORK ethic then Axl does, at least they can start and finish an album and move onwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackamo! Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 hey, are there any singers out there wanting to be on, but don't have a band? PM me.I can make a weird funky beat, you can sing, I'll mix it together, we'll call it "Cock-a-Roach Soup". How bout' it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukinx Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Loooooooool! This album will SUKK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frozen Inferno Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Basically, we here at Cornslaw Industries believe that we can beat Axl and Guns N' Roses by releasing our album first with only a small fraction of the time, effort, and cost. We mean no disrespect to Axl and the boys (maybe a little). This is a tribute to a great decade of waiting and the power of a title.its gona suck this much========================================Deven more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almost Famous Posted November 13, 2006 Author Share Posted November 13, 2006 hey, are there any singers out there wanting to be on, but don't have a band? PM me.I can make a weird funky beat, you can sing, I'll mix it together, we'll call it "Cock-a-Roach Soup". How bout' it? A super funky techno beat n' I'll think 'bout it (even though I can't sing.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukinx Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Any band/person/label could release an album in less time, effort and money than GN´R have done with "Chinese Democracy", so what do they think is the big deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allen8R Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 I doubt this will ever happenA8R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave10 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 I don't think this will be good...but hey, it gives people chances to be heard. I'd take the chance if I could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackamo! Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 (edited) hey, are there any singers out there wanting to be on, but don't have a band? PM me.I can make a weird funky beat, you can sing, I'll mix it together, we'll call it "Cock-a-Roach Soup". How bout' it? A super funky techno beat n' I'll think 'bout it (even though I can't sing.)They never said it had to be a good song, let's put something together I'll put a bunch of effects together and call it Cock a Roach Soup, the name is still vacant. Here's the lyrics for any singers wanting to participate:COCK-A-ROACH SOUP"Oooga booga, cookin' up the venueBooga Ooga, lookin' at the menuCan't make up my miiinnnnddddddYour gonna diiieeeeeee""bones are lookin' tendermix it up in a blenderYou hear dat matt?You want fries wit dat?""have a sip of my cock-a-roach soupit's give you the poops" :xmasssanta: so? Edited November 13, 2006 by Jackamo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukinx Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 COCK-A-ROACH SOUP"Oooga booga, cookin' up the venueBooga Ooga, lookin' at the menuCan't make up my miiinnnnddddddYour gonna diiieeeeeee""bones are lookin' tendermix it up in a blenderYou hear dat matt?You want fries wit dat?""have a sip of my cock-a-roach soupit's give you the poops"After reading this I am not surprised you claim to like "Silkworms".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackamo! Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 COCK-A-ROACH SOUP"Oooga booga, cookin' up the venueBooga Ooga, lookin' at the menuCan't make up my miiinnnnddddddYour gonna diiieeeeeee""bones are lookin' tendermix it up in a blenderYou hear dat matt?You want fries wit dat?""have a sip of my cock-a-roach soupit's give you the poops"After reading this I am not surprised you claim to like "Silkworms".... ookay mr. bob dylan , let's see your song writing skils.i improvised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almost Famous Posted November 13, 2006 Author Share Posted November 13, 2006 hey, are there any singers out there wanting to be on, but don't have a band? PM me.I can make a weird funky beat, you can sing, I'll mix it together, we'll call it "Cock-a-Roach Soup". How bout' it? A super funky techno beat n' I'll think 'bout it (even though I can't sing.)They never said it had to be a good song, let's put something together I'll put a bunch of effects together and call it Cock a Roach Soup, the name is still vacant. Here's the lyrics for any singers wanting to participate:COCK-A-ROACH SOUP"Oooga booga, cookin' up the venueBooga Ooga, lookin' at the menuCan't make up my miiinnnnddddddYour gonna diiieeeeeee""bones are lookin' tendermix it up in a blenderYou hear dat matt?You want fries wit dat?""have a sip of my cock-a-roach soupit's give you the poops" :xmasssanta: so?Sittin' in the back of the courtroom,Watchin' your bullshit lies,Bein' spread to the judge,Like a roach in your infested apartmentBaby, you're a cock-a-roach,Boilin' in the soup,Baby, you're a cock-a-roach,My eyes don't like,n' my thoughts prevail,You're be,cock-a-roach soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Drama Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 (even though I can't sing.)I thought you wanted to be a singer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackamo! Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 that makes sense. someone record, we'l lthrow into some funkt techno beats and we'll get one a tribute to guns n' roses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukinx Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 ookay mr. bob dylan , let's see your song writing skils.i improvised.I´m not saying I have better skills, I´m simply saying that your so called improv sucked. Are you really that surprised? No offense, but what did you expect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackamo! Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 ookay mr. bob dylan , let's see your song writing skils.i improvised.I´m not saying I have better skills, I´m simply saying that your so called improv sucked. Are you really that surprised? No offense, but what did you expect?it was supposed to be crappy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almost Famous Posted November 13, 2006 Author Share Posted November 13, 2006 (even though I can't sing.)I thought you wanted to be a singer?Hah. I do, but don't think I can sing. (Other people say I can, but I blame that on the fact I was drunk one night)that makes sense. someone record, we'l lthrow into some funkt techno beats and we'll get one a tribute to guns n' rosesYou likin' 'em so far Jackie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackamo! Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 there are perfect. we just need vocals. and I could mix up a mp3 with cool pitman like effecs.Cock-a-Roach SoupSittin' in the back of the courtroom,Watchin' your bullshit lies,Bein' spread to the judge,Like a roach in your infested apartmentBaby, you're a cock-a-roach,Boilin' in the soup,Baby, you're a cock-a-roach,My eyes don't like,n' my thoughts prevail,You're be,cock-a-roach soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nile577 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 (edited) After reading this I am not surprised you claim to like "Silkworms".... Silkworms is the greatest piece of music ever composed and Pitman eclipses Mozart, Mendelssohn & Paganini for sheer virtuosity. Pitman's fifth symphony revolutionised music by imbricating Schoenberg's 12-note row into the poetic and lucid structures of the super-funky-techno-beat (all others are purveyors of mere 'funky-techno-beats,' or even simply: 'techno-beats.') Edited November 13, 2006 by Nile577 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almost Famous Posted November 13, 2006 Author Share Posted November 13, 2006 Cock-a-Roach SoupSittin' in the back of the courtroom,Watchin' your bullshit lies,Bein' spread to the judge,Like a roach in your infested apartmentBaby, you're a cock-a-roach,Boilin' in the soup,Baby, you're a cock-a-roach,My eyes don't like,n' my thoughts prevail,You're goin' to be,cock-a-roach soup.Back on the witness stand,Questioning your illusion,Satisfaction is what you seek,Through all the lies that you spew,Ain't goin' to fly, take a look 'round youAin't standin' along side the few who believeYou're just a roach, a parasite,Seekin' destruction, of me,Can't stop my disillusions,You're a cock-a-roch,Gettin' ready to be boiled,In my cock-a-roach soup...Get ready, to fail,You can't live with the lies,Anymore, ooh anymoreGotcha, guess what,You're a cock-a-roachBaby, you're a cock-a-roach,Boilin' in the soup,Baby, you're a cock-a-roach,My eyes don't like,n' my thoughts prevail,You're goin' to be,cock-a-roach soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almost Famous Posted November 13, 2006 Author Share Posted November 13, 2006 Jackie - submissions must be turned in by tomorrow - I told 'em that we just found out about this n' asked for an extension...you wanna do this?A) the song you intend to compose, record, and submit (note: all music must be original -- not a cover of a leaked song you heard on the radio or at Rock in Rio -- & and by submitting a song to this album, you grant Cornslaw Industries the right to use it -- we won't be making any cash from it, so don't worry about it).Cock-A-Roach SoupB) the name of your band, persona, or chosen monikerWhatcha think on this? Almost Pitman Presents...?C) website, MySpace site, etc.http://www.myspace.com/axlanderhttp://www.elsewhere.piczo.comD) a photo or image of your "band"Whatcha wanna do on this? A picture of me with theelsewhere website url? lolE) your thoughts on Axl Rose and the coming new Guns N' Roses album: expectations, hopes, dreams, fears.W. Axl Rose will not fail. This album will blow your nuts three times over.F) how you record (equipment: four-track, PC, tin can and some string, GarageBand, etc)Um...computer. And, a cool funky techno beat in the style of Chris Pitman, made on another computer.G) A promise that you will have completed the writing, recording, and submitting of the song by the 14th of November.Promise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunzen Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 This goes into the category of "who gives a flying frogs fat ass". Man we are really scraping the bottom of the barrel for topics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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