polluxlm Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Where would the masters from the Chinese Democracy sessions be kept?How would the security be?Has an incident like that happened before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackamo! Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 You'd have to duck under lasers, jump over shark pits, battle guard dogs, etc.So yeah... pretty hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cold_as_ice Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 (edited) Terminator, Rambo, James Bond and John McClane combined couldn't manage that.But good luck! Edited November 20, 2006 by cold_as_ice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus89 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 You'd have to duck under lasers, jump over shark pits, battle guard dogs, etc.So yeah... pretty hard.Not if you go right to the source; AXL ROSE!Not to easy, prepare! Try looking up "Hand removal Teqniques" on Google. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kollemann99 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Which Album ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlossacanell Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 You'd have to duck under lasers, jump over shark pits, battle guard dogs, etc.So yeah... pretty hard.Not if you go right to the source; AXL ROSE!Not to easy, prepare! Try looking up "Hand removal Teqniques" on Google.it would be awsome to steal that fucking album !! any ideas?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polluxlm Posted November 20, 2006 Author Share Posted November 20, 2006 it would be awsome to steal that fucking album !! any ideas?? I got a couple, but I'd like some input from the rest of you first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
final_touches Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Perhaps stealing it would be the only possibility for the broad audience to ever hear this motherfucker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gina9 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Well, I think it is impossible to steal the album for one simple reason:There is no album!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnr-dave Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 If it was easy the album would be all over the net right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoon77 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 ....and the desperation came to the mygnrforum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tat2d1 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Chuck Norris could do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjackette13 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 this fuckin album is a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
criticalsolution04 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Not even Chuck could do it.Ill go ahead and post for JackamoMothergoose could fuckin' do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanoi Rocks Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Pretty hard, i wouldnt try Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible_rose Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I reckon Dutch could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian0612 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I talked to a friend who works for CINRAM (a very large CD pressing facility) and he said that the security was rediculous. Everybody that goes in or out must pass through detectors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11dayempire Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Apparently, all you need to do is be a Vegas stripper. Or Mike Piazza.SG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickles!! Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Maybe that can be the next James Bond movie! 007 has ta infultrate Axl's house, surrounded by the Chinese Mafia, to nab the master tapes, upload them to the mainframe, beam it to a satellite, then copy the disc before Axl rellizes its gone... meanwile, Axl it tipped off because 007 trips a lazer off, sending that rape monster from the cover of appetite after him. Of course, the album would need to exist first.... do i sense a plot twistJames Bond 007 Appetite for Conspiracy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEU-YORK Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Maybe that can be the next James Bond movie! 007 has ta infultrate Axl's house, surrounded by the Chinese Mafia, to nab the master tapes, upload them to the mainframe, beam it to a satellite, then copy the disc before Axl rellizes its gone... meanwile, Axl it tipped off because 007 trips a lazer off, sending that rape monster from the cover of appetite after him. Of course, the album would need to exist first.... do i sense a plot twistJames Bond 007 Appetite for Conspiracy!sounds like the best bond film in years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outside Groove Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I heard from a friend of a friend who has a cousin that is sisters with this guy's mom that says the new season of 24 will have Jack Baur being freed from his Chinese captors with the sole mission to steal the Chinese Democracy masters so that they don't bring an end to the Iron Fisted rule in China right now.Jack is going to track down Axl and then attempt to tourture him for info with classic lines like" TELL ME WHERE IT IS!!" " YOU WILL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS". Axl will evade Jack with the help of his sidekick Merck only to find out that Beta is an actual double agent when she Tazers Axl, steals that cool suitcase with the Masters and then rendevous with Jack aboard a Slow Boat to China. Enraged Axl enlists friend and California Gov. Arnold to aid in the return of the Masters. In the ulitmate Showdown Axl reclaims what is his and the rest of the players are beaten to a pulp.That is what I heard anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlCorp Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I heard from a friend of a friend who has a cousin that is sisters with this guy's mom that says the new season of 24 will have Jack Baur being freed from his Chinese captors with the sole mission to steal the Chinese Democracy masters so that they don't bring an end to the Iron Fisted rule in China right now.Jack is going to track down Axl and then attempt to tourture him for info with classic lines like" TELL ME WHERE IT IS!!" " YOU WILL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS". Axl will evade Jack with the help of his sidekick Merck only to find out that Beta is an actual double agent when she Tazers Axl, steals that cool suitcase with the Masters and then rendevous with Jack aboard a Slow Boat to China. Enraged Axl enlists friend and California Gov. Arnold to aid in the return of the Masters. In the ulitmate Showdown Axl reclaims what is his and the rest of the players are beaten to a pulp.That is what I heard anyway. that's hilarious. Love that show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickles!! Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I heard from a friend of a friend who has a cousin that is sisters with this guy's mom that says the new season of 24 will have Jack Baur being freed from his Chinese captors with the sole mission to steal the Chinese Democracy masters so that they don't bring an end to the Iron Fisted rule in China right now.Jack is going to track down Axl and then attempt to tourture him for info with classic lines like" TELL ME WHERE IT IS!!" " YOU WILL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS". Axl will evade Jack with the help of his sidekick Merck only to find out that Beta is an actual double agent when she Tazers Axl, steals that cool suitcase with the Masters and then rendevous with Jack aboard a Slow Boat to China. Enraged Axl enlists friend and California Gov. Arnold to aid in the return of the Masters. In the ulitmate Showdown Axl reclaims what is his and the rest of the players are beaten to a pulp.That is what I heard anyway. thats hilarious. then Axl can continue this Chinese Democracy joke for a couple more years, til the reunion with Slash, Duff and Izzy that will pay him millions, where he finally admits the idea of Democracy was just to soak money from fans by touring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polluxlm Posted November 20, 2006 Author Share Posted November 20, 2006 I would believe the members of the band, or atleast some of them, have a copy of the album. Since they are now on tour it shouldn't be too hard to storm their houses with a couple of other guys with skimasks and automatic weapons. Anyone crazy enough? :xmasssanta: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brock landers Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 You'd have to duck under lasers, jump over shark pits, battle guard dogs, etc.So yeah... pretty hard.Not if you go right to the source; AXL ROSE!Not to easy, prepare! Try looking up "Hand removal Teqniques" on Google.Its in that fuckin box Axl is carrying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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