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towers of london vs the cockney rejects


jefferson 'stinky' turner has offered donny tourette to a charity boxing match

from the cockney rejects website = We know there are a lot of people who are thoroughly pissed off with the bullshit being put about by those posh twats 'The showers of London'. Back in April they contacted us to try and blag themselves on to the recording of 'Bubbles', pretending to be West Ham supporters to bolster their phoney 'hardman' image. Not surprisingly, we told them where to go.

Now they pop up everywhere claiming to be the 'new' Cockney Rejects, even though tough hardman Donny Tourette was so tough and so hard that he ended up leggin it over the wall after failing to go two rounds with Jade and her mum in the Big Brother house.

Well Donny, here's a chance to put your money where your mouth is. G&R Records are prepared to sponsor a bout between Donny Tourette and Mr. Turner at West Ham Boxing Club to raise money for charity (the St. John's Ambulance being the obvious choice, as they will have the job of scraping him off the floor when it's over). If any of you, our fine supporters, would like to see this phoney get his due come-uppance at Jeff's hands, please feel free to call or email national newspapers, Endomol Productions or Channel 4 and make it happen.


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