supersillyspacemonkey

He is too old

But 10 times better guitarist than DJ, though

He's 51.... a year younger than Axl....

- Fire DJ

- Plant a tree

Yeah, about that.. I don't think he'd travel well.

The leaves look like Slash's hair... Throw a top hat on top of the tree and he would be a PERFECT replacement.

So much better than DJ. Vivian Campbell yes please, I don't care how old he is that's a dumbass reason.

Tracii Guns would be logical but ooooo how about Kyle Gass?

So gay.

I'm pretty sure you've misunderstood the meaning of that word.

Your sexual preference? I'm pretty sure it's well understood.

Gayest GNR song EVER!

Worst GNR song ever. So gay. Ashamed to have it on my ipod. Skip.

Axl can't even sing YCBM anymore whatsoever fuck the hard part even in the 90s he had trouble on that but I can do it easy. Drop YCBM and whatevr else he won't be able to fucking sing without sounding like Mickey Mouse for the night. They need new shit entirely right now its been 6 years already this is retarded.

Time off? hasnt done shit since 2008

OK yes. Devil You Know and Never Say Die I think are kinda par, just really different. Devil You Know pisses and shits all over Never Say Die and Technical Ecstasy combined for sure but just because Technical Ecstasy was just THAT bad! Forbidden is like Mob Rules compared to that shit! Deep Purple Sabbath yes bad idea. Was just for fun and I would have been way more interested to hear what they'd done with that Dave Donato dude. Then Tony went all Chinese Democracy with it. You Won't Change me my have a great solo, but Ozzy totally ruins that song. She's Gone is just one of the worst pieces of garbage I've ever heard, that alone makes Forbidden much better, I really don't see how that could be called the worst next to Technical Ecstasy.
Never Say Die and Forbidden have some real shit tracks but at the same time some real great ones they're just difference. Air Dance was fucking amazing. There ya go, better than technical ecstasy right there. Forbidden was still a hell of a lot better than Devil You Know. Well not a hell of a lot but still. Those new Ozzy songs Psycho Man and Selling My Soul..... kinda really fuckin sucked, so let's hope they're doing a good job. Course they are.

Do you remember that treehouse of horror haloween simpsons episode?
You know, the one where all the advertisements came to life and started smashing up the town like godzilla?

You know what I'm talking about. Well let me tell you what happened. All the evil advertizements were destroying the city and I believe it was Lisa who discovered that if nobody payed attention to these monsters they would fall down dead. If nobody looked at them, they had no power and died. So they did that song about it.

"Just don't look! Just don't look!" doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Then nobody looked. All the monsters died.

You see that episode was a metaphor for monsters like justin beiber. You see the more energy we feed into these Bieber things the more power they will have to roam freely and the more you are going to hear about them. Now if humanity were to focus our attention on more beautiful things like Guns N' Roses, Black Sabbath and tits, instead of war, work, religion and this beiber thing I think the world would be a much better place don't you?

There is simply no comparison for him to Axl Rose or any musician in the world at all, people should know this and that goes for others like him as well. There's just no reason to let the thread continue.
Not to insult your idea, but I just believe the only way to get rid of this shit is not to feed it anymore attention. When things like that exist that means it's time to find something new and awesome.

For example.

No more nonsense!

Please enjoy.
This is The Mighty Boosh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTBXnsxwZpo

i love every single era of sabbath, i love every album outside of forbidden(which is decent) i just think the magic with ozzy was clearly gone with technical ectasy and never say die. the songs they did in the 90s (with rick rubin as well) were awful.

im hoping for a masterpiece, im expecting a mediocre album with 3 or 4 good songs and tons of filler.

Technical Ecstasy,Never Say Die, Born Again and Forbidden are Sabbath albums that I don`t like agree by all accounts new album will be mediocre at best with 3 or 4 good songs fuck Ozzy The Devil You Know should be rereleased under Black Sabbbath name that`s what it was actually. I don`t worry about Tony and Geezer they will lay down goods but Ozzy is and always was the weakest link between them especially now, when he barely can talk and is sock puppet of his bitch wife plus they royally fucled over Bill

Technical Ecstacy was just terrible. It's listenable. 2 songs are NOT listenable. She's Gone. You Won't Change me. Awful. Gypsy ain't too bad and that song Bill sand was good also.

Never Say Die! was fucking fantastic I don't see why everybody hates on it so much. I could see why Ozzy does but Never Say Die was a good song, so was Juniors Eyes, Hard Road, Air Dance was fucking MASTERPIECE! Over to You is good classic so that album was actually pretty decent, don't hate on it just cause it's the hip thing to do, give it a chance. It's different, don't hate it just for that. Elf is different look how awesome they were.

Born Again I did not like. Every song sounded exactly the same in the sense that there was just nothing to them, it felt like the guys from Black Sabbath jamming with the Dude from Deep Purple not really trying, just having fun. In a way it's like exact opposite of NSD Born Again is, cause it was good times, no effort as opposed to shitty times and stressful effort.

Forbidden actually had some pretty good tunes on it, Rusty Angels, classic Kiss Of Death was good, that album is worth collecting for sure, I thought it was better than Cross Purposes anyway, and Geezer was on that one.

Devil You Know I would have to say is their worst album. It was like Born Again in the sense that every song sounded the same. Just trying to be Dehumanizer.

It should be re-released under Sabbath, but if that's all they can do I think they've just lost it, and it's no wonder Ozzy hasn't been willing to release anything they've done cause it probably all sounded like Devil You Know, that's why. Who's Fooling Who basically is the 90's Black Sabbath with Ozzy replacing Tony Martin so I think it's interesting.

The last 2 Ozzy songs ozzy did, Psycho man & Selling My Soul SUCKED! Don't even pretend they were worth recording!

Sucked as much as Devil you know, and even Forbidden was MUCH better than those 2 songs or even DYK for that matter, cause it had more than 1 fucking song over and over and over. They souinded differently. Any Dio Sabbath past 2000 all sounds basically the same, but Heaven & Hell + Mob Rules had some diversity to them, not anymore.

I think what they're doing for 13 is trying to get back to that diversity cause lately all theyve done is that BIG NOISY BAM BLACK METAL OOOO DARK BOOM noises.

They used to be bluesy, jazzy even, but never since they reunited with Ozzy back in 98, now it's all the same heavy song. By now they've realized this and I think 13 will be a very refreshing album.

And then you get somebody even dumber than that go "No fuck all post Dio sabbath"

You are a retard. Tony Martin was the greatest thing to happen to that band really.

Anybody rejecting that music clearly has not even given it a chance to listen because why?

"Wahh Ozzy's the only good musician in the world and I'm still mad that Slash isn't in Guns N' Roses cause I'm a little bitch critic wannabe who can't appreciate good music"

That's you. That's what you sound like!

Who am I even talking to?

I dunno, but you know who you are! Douche!

As the person you're quoting and calling out, I actually like a bit of the Tony Martin stuff, but don't kid yourself, it's nowhere near the level of early-Ozzy and the Heaven and Hell album. I don't give a fuck about Slash not being in GNR.

Yes but I do mean people who think generally like that, it was more of response to your quote as a knock to you yourself as a person, I'm sure you have the common sense to judge music well enough, after all you are on this forum.

It's a bit rare to come across anybody who even knows who Tony Martin is, you can see why, at the time they were Sabbath's Chinese Democracy and on top of that Nirvana was so busy killing music nobody got a chance to hear this stuff so it's like forgotten relics. Also he doesn't have a wicked cool name like Ozzy or Dio, he's just Tony Martin and as Mr. Iommi pointed out kinda lacks star power. Great voice just.... well you know what I'm talkin about watch footage of how he acts toward the audience live. Dio was just like like "WERE ALL AWESOME WOOO"

Where as Martin felt more like "Wow I am so lucky to even be in this band thank you very much everybody" Meh. Great voice though, shame he's not as big as that Beiber thing these days.

Heaven and Hell was insanely good, though Headless Cross comes VERY close to it.

Ozzy did have ONE bad Sabbath album though. Technical Ecstacy. Some good tunes but the bad ones are REALLY bad, makes Forbidden look like a friggin masterpiece.

Haha thought this was gonna be stupid.

Thats fuckin funny, nice thread, well done, Lando approves.

First off they need to re-release The Devil You Know under Black Sabbath because that's what it is.

No Ozzy no Bill, change the name, would have made sense if the last fuckin 5 albums weren't Tony Iommi's Chinese Democracy. Reunite THEN change the name. Great fuckin idea.

Bill fucked himself. His choice. Stupid.

Still no Bill but since it's not Dio, we can be Black Sabbath now. wtf sense does that make?

What they're doing on their site is disgusting really, just disregarding half their discography and erasing Bill.

Dumbest thing since the name change to Heaven & Hell.

And all you fools who have the stupidity to think "Fuck all post Ozzy Sabbath!"

You are missing out on a lot of really great shit!

And then you get somebody even dumber than that go "No fuck all post Dio sabbath"

You are a retard. Tony Martin was the greatest thing to happen to that band really.

Anybody rejecting that music clearly has not even given it a chance to listen because why?

"Wahh Ozzy's the only good musician in the world and I'm still mad that Slash isn't in Guns N' Roses cause I'm a little bitch critic wannabe who can't appreciate good music"

That's you. That's what you sound like!

Who am I even talking to?

I dunno, but you know who you are! Douche!

Wow, kings of leon and fucking coldplay?

This bitch can suck a big black dingaling.

They wont call it CD2 because that would be fucking stupid.

And yes I would imagine a similar sound hopefully less whiny bitching.

You don't deserve it. You disgust me.

Derailing. Reported.

On topic. Josh have you spoken to Graeme at all?

Wow he was joking.

You are a fucking hooray for tolerance!.

Go ahead, report me, I know you wanna. Douche.

I hope you were joking. Then ID be the douche.

Big bitch.

Yes. I do believe so yes.

This song is SO bad it broke up Guns N' Roses. Fuck this song!

It sucks. Good solo, too bad the rest of the songs just pathetic bitching and moaning. Had potential.

Dark Knight Rises was absoloute garbage.

Bane sucked, everybody was completely out of character and that's not Robin, what the fuck were they thinking?

Don't even give me that stupid "Well Nolan was trying to make his own realistic version of the universe" Shut the fuck up!

That doesn't excuse this piece of shit! If you did like it, odds are you know nothing of batman anyway and have no valid opinion.

That and the Dragonball movie. I dont even have to say anything about that, it would just never end.

That's fucking stupid! Silkworms is the most disgusting vile pile of puke I have ever heard come out of Guns N' Roses and that's worse than My World!

The only song on Chinese Democracy that would be worth replacing is This I Love, what a whiney bitchy boring little song that was.

Silkworms really? Better than Scraped? No! Fuck no! If The World? Still the fuck no? You know why? Because those are OK songs and sound it least barely passable to be called GNR, Silkworms is just fucking garbage.

Half of CD was good half sucked but no way in hell was even This I Love even half as bad as Silkworms.

Silkworms is like the Dragonball movie of GNR. Complete discrace. Kill it! Delete Delete Delete!

Oh My God on the other hand, just fantastic, should definately bring that back. Here's an interesting thought. What if this band got off their asses and recorded something? This could be very interesting re recorded. Silkworms is just hopeless.

Fuck Silkworms! If it wasn't for Silkworms the 2002 tour would have been a complete success.

That song was so bad it actually killed the band.

If you think they should waste an entire track for this piece of shit this band is truly hopeless.

Personally I think they can do better.

I don't really care, but I sure the fuck hope he comes up with a real title for the damn thing so you can all quit calling it CD 2 like a bunch of retards.

Some some new fucking music if it's not too much to ask!

Stop fucking calling it that!

This is Guns N' Roses.

We are not waiting on a Chinese Democracy album.

This is a GUNS N' ROSES album they'll be making.

If were all gonna just call it CD 2 we might as the fuck well get the entire forum together and just officially change the name of the whole band.

If you are to assume of this band the next record is to be called Chinese Democracy 2 (Really I can't be the only one who sees how re-god-damn-tarded that sounds. just say it! Fuckin retarded! So stop calling it that!)

If all this band has to offer us is nothing but Chinese Democracy, then why not just call this band Chinese Democracy?

Really! If all we have is Chinese Democracy and Guns N' Roses is truly dead.....

Than the band NAME IS Chinese Democracy and there first CD Just so happened to be called Guns N' Roses.

Is that what you want? No? Yes?

Either way, stop fucking calling it that, whenever you assume to call the next record CD 2 you make an ass of yourself and sound SO stupid it actually pisses me off to the point where I actually gotta waste my time writing this shit.

Is it so hard to just simply say "The next CD"?

Quit being fuckin retarded people!

Why am I even on this planet?

You know theres something wrong with humanity when I actually have to EXPLAIN why Dark Knight Rises sucked SO bad!

2nd worst movie EVER made!

it is called chinese democracy 2. because the album is all the songs recorded by robin, bucket, and brain we've yet to hear. from the chinese democracy recording sessions. why the internet guns n roses fans call the next guns n roses record chinese democracy 2. because that's what it is

Just fucking NO!

It would make a LOT more sense just to call it Use Your Illusion 3.

The only thing I can think of that could possibly make even less sense would be Appetite For Destruction 2, but that would still be a better idea.

I approve the way he does it, reminds me of Shadow Of Your Love.

Stop fucking calling it that!

This is Guns N' Roses.

We are not waiting on a Chinese Democracy album.

This is a GUNS N' ROSES album they'll be making.

If were all gonna just call it CD 2 we might as the fuck well get the entire forum together and just officially change the name of the whole band.

If you are to assume of this band the next record is to be called Chinese Democracy 2 (Really I can't be the only one who sees how re-god-damn-tarded that sounds. just say it! Fuckin retarded! So stop calling it that!)

If all this band has to offer us is nothing but Chinese Democracy, then why not just call this band Chinese Democracy?

Really! If all we have is Chinese Democracy and Guns N' Roses is truly dead.....

Than the band NAME IS Chinese Democracy and there first CD Just so happened to be called Guns N' Roses.

Is that what you want? No? Yes?

Either way, stop fucking calling it that, whenever you assume to call the next record CD 2 you make an ass of yourself and sound SO stupid it actually pisses me off to the point where I actually gotta waste my time writing this shit.

Is it so hard to just simply say "The next CD"?

Quit being fuckin retarded people!

Why am I even on this planet?

You know theres something wrong with humanity when I actually have to EXPLAIN why Dark Knight Rises sucked SO bad!

2nd worst movie EVER made!

Yes I need that little extra power it is absoloutely necessary.

Why was that so goddamn hard!?

I was just looking at ones with the bike for the most part but even when I tried other videos I couldnt find shit!

Thanks a lot!

No actually that's EXACTLY what I'm looking for!

Thank you!

FUCK YOUTUBE!

Some god damn asshole has every song off this album posted EXCEPT the one I need right now!

COCK SUCKER!!!! X(