blake-a-mania

4 units a day plus i havent been out for 3months equals 3hundred units for me you cant argue with maths...

i want to hold you protect you from all of the things I've already endured I want to show you Show you all the things that this life has in store for you I'll always love you

is getting his new camera soon :D :D

off to notts

ant find the hairdryer :'(

My wife said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst masturbating?"

according to the job centre i am qualified to be a hungarian interpreter???

Mintberry crunch! It's now your time to save London!!

apparently student finance have forgotten who i am, so i need to apply again..... does that mean they dont want the last few years back then?

QUOTE OF THE DAY: "why are there riots again?""opportunistic fools using a shooting as an excuse to argue about not having HDtvs."

Sarah, jordan and chris are actually dancing on the ceiling

Is going to film on super 8 soon

Me and emma saw some wesbians

off to work ............

From now on will be known as bläk

A photo surfaced online recently showing what appeared to be The Undertaker with a shaved head. There was speculation as to whether or not the photo was legit but a WWE source has confirmed that Taker indeed shaved his head. Oh My GOD

"One time I almost did cut my hand off"It's National Book Week. The Rules: Grab the closest book to you. Go to page 56. Copy the 5th sentence as your status. Don't mention the book. Post these rules as part of your status.

heard a rumour that Blaine Hancock had a wank over 300

got the new After Effects looking at jumping to AVID....

its not my birthday

an excuse to eat cold beans out a tin in the street using only my fingerless gloves as a spoon?

watching Star Trek at Confetti Institute of Creative Technologies whilst waiting......

wow #J.K.Rowling is 46 today.... she looks 60 but never mind

picked up borderlands, dead space 2 and dead rising for £12 from blockbuster today

whether you like it or not, learn to love it, because its the best thing going