King Tigity

Well this album has been called a "masterpiece" by Baz and others who've already heard it. And well...if this was "just another rock album"...it would have probably been out years ago. This has to be the "second coming"...or GNR may never make it big again with the mainstream fans. That is Axl's dilemma.

I saw them in Cleveland last Friday...right up fucking front...20 feet away from the man himself...

...and I'd sell my mother's kidney to do see them again.

OH MAN! IM SO GONNA BE THERE OUT ON THE FLOOR. MY LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE! OOOOH MAN! I'M SO PUMPED!!!

...yeah. The Life & Crimes of AC. It's worth getting.

So...

What song do you think GNR will perform?

One In A Million

I don't know about you...but I think Al Gore has been the most entertaining performer of the night.

AND AXL. AXL IS ON THE WAY...3 and a half hours of torture all leading to this moment...and it'll only last about 20 seconds...but more than worth it.

...Gideon has no idea what he's talking about. It was nothing like November Rain. More like Don't Cry when they were all rockin' out on top of the building...

I think this lie is something way different that what all you guys have been talking about.

Axl lies...or lied...to Chris Jericho when Jericho asked him for an autograph and he skateboards into the arena saying he'll come back but never does.

Okay, so I was going an a download spree of rare GNR songs...when I came across an album, which probably is such a bunch of random songs that someone put in one folder and gave a GNR-esque name...but all these songs are ones I haven't heard before. Supposedly it's a lost album ifrom 1998 called Lost Illusions. Only 1 person had this album...so either he has MAD connections, or I fell for his chicanery.

Anyway, the guy on the songs sounds a lot like Axl, I'm almost positive it's Axl...but I'm not 100% sure. It's not old school Axl, but it sounds like what he would sound like in '98. The songs sound a lot like GNR songs, I'm almost positive it's GNR...but who knows, it could be a REALLY good cover band. All but one of these songs, I might add, are high-quality studio productions.

Ok, so here's the track listing. I go by what the files were named.

If I'm not too lazy, I will describe each song in a later post. But I'd rather just send the tracks to whoever wants them. They are quite, quite good. Even if it turns out to be bullshit I recommend the songs to any GNR fan.

I even looked at the rare tracks list you got here and I couldn't find any of the tracks on this album, sans the first one. Heh, either I'm the new hero around here or I'm just another dumbass. Hopefully, it's not the latter. Not because I mind the ridicule, but I truly hope that this is really GNR, because as I said before, it's some good stuff.

(Remember, I'm only going by what the file/folder names are).

Album Title: lost illusions (the lost album) 1998"

01 - chinese democracy (Ironic, ain't it? I haven't heard the "leaked track", I think this is one of them...but it has Bill Clinton talking in the begginig. Crystal clear quality).

02 - 14 years ago (NOT 14 Years).

03 - just another beverage

04 - bad omen

(TRACK 5 NOT IN FOLDER)

06 - back in the ring - no sympathy (The only live track here, but great quality. The audience sounds more like special effects).

07 - baby untie me

08 - hair of the dog '98

09 - (take me down to the) submarine city (For some reason this song seems oddly familiar...can't quite put my finger on it)

10 - night shifts

11 - her days are gone

12 - december

Okay, those were the exact names of the track files. I even didn't capitalize the names because the files weren't capitalized either.

Remember folks, I'm not making this up to fuck with your heads. I am very excited about this find and want to know if anyone knows/has heard about it. I am a die-hard GNR fan, but, as much as I hate to admit it, there are bigger die-hards than I. That's why I took all this time to write all this, because I'm looking for an expert opinion, and this looks like the place to get it. I hope this is for real though, and previously undiscovered, for the sake of us all.

Now, I'm gonna go pass the fuck out. Goodnight.

That's pretty pathetic. How are you going to storm out of a club because someone accidentally spits in your eye? This is proof beyond proof that Axl is nothing more than a wimpy, whiny turd. I'm sure the man couldn't even defend himself now if a 12 year-old school boy threatened him to a fight. Surely he would need his entourage to defend him if this happened.

Axl, you're a wimp. Release Chinese Democracy now and at least try and salvage whatever image you have left in your sorry existence. Every day i lose more and more faith in you, and every day i care less and less about you. I'm sure i'm not the only one who's tired of being SPIT ON by your actions.

It would be a real shame if this post was deleted and i was warned, simply for sharing my opinion on today's news.

Just thought i would add that in for the record.

*Spits in your eye*

Hell yeah, those are my two favorite rock icons. I'm polytheistic, by the way. Alice and Axl are my gods (oh, and LeBron James). Damnit man, I wish I got Alice's show in here in Cleveland.

FYI, other than on the The Garden, Axl and Coops hooked up on a remix of Alice's Under My Wheels...great song.

Anyone know if I can get the show from the net or on satellite radio or something?