teddibiase

to the cougar slut,

What I do for my clients is assist them in getting the most return by avoiding certain tax and corporate statute requirements. I could not give a flying fuck what the company does. My job is to help them make money. I am not a priest... What they do, that is their business, I am a hired gun. Just like when I used to do criminal work, I have a job to do... A guy raped a dog, I dont give a fuck, I have to find a way to try to minimize his penalty/have him walk.. If that means that I got some guy off under a defense of automatism or NCRMD, so be it... you might not like it, but someone needs to do it.

I dont judge you for spending your entire life on a GNR discussion board..  i dont judge you for sitting at home on your hemorrhoids doing this while your husband/brother is out "bringing home the paycheque" pumpin gas into my Lincoln Navigator..

SO dont judge me for what I do...

I came on here a few days ago to see what the hell was going on... my LA concert got canned.... what did I find.. I found people like you discussing the most ridiculous things... Axl in a gay gym, Axl here, Axl there... it is pathetic... I love GUnners more than anything, but seeing that made me embarassed to be a fan.. So i thought I would drop a few ridiculous things here too and see waht the reaction is.. by the fire in your replies, I can tell that this GNR room is more than a passtime for you... it is your life... (and what a sad, sad life you must have...)

Jordan Reynolds, BA (Hon), LLB, LLM

Since you're the one pathetically making up stories to post here, I can only assume you're an out-of-work or "freelance" tax lawyer with WAY too much time on your hands.  What's the matter -- did you work for Arthur Andersen?  Or maybe you did work for Enron?   (I added the winking smiley -- because I know how much you like it).

Asset securitizations?  Oh really?  Which companies?

And by "best special purpose vehicles" -- does this mean you set up higher-yielding -- riskier -- financial structures to help companies finance deals? You encourage clients to keep the B-pieces on ABS?

Hon, I'm not the one writing fairy tales here. You are.

I think that speaks for itself.

I put that shit up because people like you scower this message boards all day because it is your life.. you are a fuckin loser.. you and the penguin fucker probably sit at home and play D and D online and braid each others mullets... Why do I KNOW you are a fuckin loser with no life.... because you did this: ""  that is the signature of a computer star who jerks off to Bill Gates'Bikini Calender at home all day...

I am a TAX LAWYER.. i make sure corporate transactions are run through the best special purpose vehicles to maximize profit.. I work on asset securitizations, trust debentures and other things... things that a no-good welfare computer star like you would have no hope of ever understanding..

So while you sit at home and jerk off because you caught me not using a comma on some fuckin discussion board for a rock band... i am making real money and fucking REAL girls.. not the internet fatasses who say they are models that you "chat" with...

you joke

uote author=madison link=board=news;num=1039824366;start=0#2 date=12/13/02 at 12:32:09]There is no link.

Hey Teddi .. if you're going to attempt to make up a story, at least use proper grammar and syntax. That story wouldn't have made it past the first set of editors.  :

Starved for attention are you?

NY Post  December 13, 2002

(AP) - Guns N Roses replacement bassist Tommy Stinson, best known for his stint with Paul Westerberg in the Replacements, has left guns n roses to join Metallica.

Metallica has been looking for a bass player since Jason Newstead left the band for personal reasons last year.

Said Stinson, "I thought GNR was going to be something big, I really believed in Axl's vision. However, things changed and it all seemed to fall apart. Metallica is a great band and I hope to be a part of it for a long time..."

Guns N Roses Tour was cancelled earlier this week after Axl Rose did not show up for the concert in Philadelphia.

A spokesperson for Guns N Roses confirmed Stinson was gone, but refused other comment.

I am sorry I am a tax lawyer.. I am sorry I do not work at 7/11 like you.. does that mean that only skids can be GNR fans... sorry bud, that isnt the case... Sometimes, people that decided to get an education like to rock... It is skids like you with mullets that are the such a joke..

Dont hate me because I am smarter and richer than you ever will be you useless welfare skid....

Hold on.. i have to go call my client...

Yea.. the computer market is really hopping right now... Meanwhile I am a young tax lawyer making over $100,000... Enough about what a loser you are..

I just got off the phone with Axl and he told me that Mr.Penguin is indeed a flamer with no friends, and also the new album will be out in 3 weeks.

lol, yeah ok.  I will cash my paycheck with my computer skillz while you work for minimum wage .  Not my fault I am a smarter then you and can rock and network  : You dont' know anything about guns n roses... it's obvious you are posting false rumors... go away.

If Slash didnt want anything to do with Oh MY god.. then no true GUnner should want anything to do with his FAT ass anymore (everybody talks about axl.. have you seen him.. he is ACTUALLY fat...)... Oh my god is a wicked tune... it kicks ass.. slash has put out 3 albums and not one song can match oh my god... Slash is wicked, but he is NOTHING without AXl, and he knows it.. that is why he keeps saying how he would tour with Axl in a heartbeat, etc... Old Guns = washed up.. new guns = better then ever let's compare:

1) Sorum vs. Brain - brain is better

2) Bucket vs. Slash - bucket better technically, Slash has better solos.. (i hate Bucket's robot sounding solos, especially in Rhiad and the Bedouins)

3) Tommy Stinson v. Duff - Duff (they are the same but Duff has more style)

4) Izzy/gilby vs. Robin Finck/Richard Fortus - finck/fortus hands down

While they are similar.. this band more talented, old band more style, better image... AXL Is the wheel that makes it work for both..l without him.. slash sells 50,000 of Aint life grand.. Buckethead plays Colonel Claypool to 10 fans....

As for penguin man... whatever.. you are a fuckin loser anda computer nerd.. go play D+D while us true gunners talk

If it were true Ted, more ppl would know about it and would be going nuts right about now.  Plus, I dont think Slash would approve of 'Oh My God' because he never wanted anything to do with that song to begin with.

No disrespect or anything but that rumour post was meaningless.

I will not post a link for some FLAMER who has a penguin as his trademark... When Slash and Axl announce the CD on saturday.. you are going to be running around in pink panties

post a link or you are just spreading rumors like every other punk ass on the net.

what is the point, so you can pretend we are your buddies.... unless you got NEWS (see my post) - save your grade 7 Chess CLub idea for someone other than a TRUE gunner like me

From the Los Angeles Times...

Axl Rose and Slash have planned a press conference to announce they are working on a new album scheduled to be released in May.

It will still be called "Chinese Democracy"

Tracks:

Chinese Democracy

Silkworms

Rhiad and the Bedouins

Prostitute

Smith n Wessen

The last hurrah

Pyromaniac

The Blues

Madagascar

Oh My God

Viper Sauce

Paradise Lossed

Catcher in the Rye

Back in the Saddle (Redux)

Wow.. i just wanted to see how many morons were on this site..

all it takes is someone to say one bullshit story, that really makes no logistical sense, and there is about 500 of you that are all over it like a fat guy on a lollipop...

I guess that is why I am a true gunner in the businesss world.. and all you are at home collecting welfare holding your Axl Rose Dolls (cuase your fuckin dumb)..

To those gunners who have an IQ above 3 and saw this as bullshit.. Rock on..

no wonder I cancelled the concerts... (oops. does that give away who i am??)

thanks dick face.. the cancellation was announced after I posted it.. good work on the investigation though you sleuth..

Go suck your dad's hog some more

www.lesclaypool.com is reporting that

Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains is having a concert on January 3 in San Fransisco.. (that is the same night as the "alleged" LA show..

Buckethead and Brain are in this band.. the website is saying that tickets go on sale for this show on sunday.. sounds legit.. doesnt say anything about Buckethead or Brain not being in that show...

If this is true, either Axl is getting a new drummer/guitarist or the LA show is cancelled too...