Mrs Axl

sounds like a mouse who smoked 50 packets of marlboro

ROFLMAO!!!

I nearly wet myself after I read that!! Seriously! Fucks sake, that is HILARIOUS!!! (not the singing, the comparison right there). Has anyone seen 'Fonejacker' on channel 4 in the UK? He really does sound like the mouse of that!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo-TJqQjxNc

Hey GNR 1991 - that is not an insult man - that mouse is very cute. I have to say though - just try singing it without trying to hard to Axl, ya know? Have a go at it naturally - you were in tune (and in key). I'd like to hear your natural voice.

Cute!

lol!! That was me who asked you - and I was afraid that you'd say that! It looks like he has get his fingers right inside her ass! i mean really. Could you send me a bigger version of it?? i mean i'm not perving or anything here - I just wanna know if its as bad as it looks, man. When was that pic took?? Do you know?? and what is he WEARING?? Sorry for the 20 questions, hun, lol.

EDIT:

No,it's photoshopped.

Thank fuck for that (still would like a bigger one if poss). I just couldnt see Axl posing for a pic like that (hence the confusion)

Here it is:

OMFG!!!!

That is an excellant photoshop - I may have really thought it was Axl if it wasnt for the 'INDA HOUSE' bling and gold binbag he's wearing - and that guy really HAS got his fingers in her ass!! ugh!!

Thanks for showing me that though hun - I really have spent ages looking at your avatar you know, trying to figure this out. Yea yea I need to get back to my life - bite me rock1

Oh I have to say about the love songs too. Whichever one you choose, make sure that it is a love song about being 'together forever', sort of thing. You see many people think just because it is a ballard, a slow song and about love, that its fitting for them - but thats not always the case.

Many 'love songs' are about someone who has loved and lost the person they love. 'I will always love you' is a classic example of how people can get it wrong with choosing love songs for thier wedding - I mean thats a 'I love you but can't be with you' song!! Its about leaving someone behind! Yet so many people say 'Oh isnt this song romantic??' *sigh* No its not!! Its depressing!!

So just pay attention to the lyrics first, is all i'm saying. Make sure they convey what you really want to say to her (or to each other)

lol!! That was me who asked you - and I was afraid that you'd say that! It looks like he has get his fingers right inside her ass! i mean really. Could you send me a bigger version of it?? i mean i'm not perving or anything here - I just wanna know if its as bad as it looks, man. When was that pic took?? Do you know?? and what is he WEARING?? Sorry for the 20 questions, hun, lol.

EDIT:

No,it's photoshopped.

Thank fuck for that (still would like a bigger one if poss). I just couldnt see Axl posing for a pic like that (hence the confusion)

well something to do with her name wouldnt necessarilly be fitting, seeing as marriage is a mutual thing.

'Endless Love' Diana Ross and Lional Ritche. Thats a popular wedding one for a reason - its an AMAZING, beautiful song (dont give a fuck what anyone says *shrugs*)

'Just the way you Are' Billy Joel (*sings* 'I take you just the way you are')

well there may have been a whole batch that were printed that wrong way. However, even if that is the case, it sounds like you have a good find there! I mean even I would pay money for something 'different' like that - and i'm a fuckin' miser, believe me, lol.

EDIT: to answer your question, a German fan may be better informed i guess. i have no idea personally if this is the German production item (sounds like it must be though)

That is so freakin sweet!! I loved it! Thanks for posting xx

I have never seen Axl live. I would pay anything and do anything to get to see him. I'm not even close to kidding - I would. I NEED to see him, man. I couldnt go when he was in M/c last year and I was devastated. Couldnt give a fuck what he sung either - just so long as he SUNG!!! Sweet Jesus, what I wouldnt give...

Its cool but copy copycat singers never go any where. You gotta be different.

There is huge money to be made from quality tribute acts - absolutely huge. The best ones are always in work! Yes if he wants fame and to record then he will have to find his own niche - but he could easilly make a good living as an Axl tribute act if thats what he wants to do.

sweet jesus...

fuckin hell!! That gave me huge shivers. The moves, voice and everything!!

OUTstanding!!! You can tell Harry loves doing this - and he's damn good at it too!

I'm sure Axl himself would be very impressed with your lad!

He needs to start getting his shit together now though. Dont hang around, man. Seriously. He needs to sing and sing and sing and dance and watch and watch some more and do this EVERY FUCKIN DAY and he will without a shadow of a doubt be at the top of his game as a HUGE professional Axl tribute act.

Oh I just read your last post - well done!! His first show comin up!! Nurture him like the treasure he is! - and Good Luck Harry!!

nah thats poor.

The lad asked for 'constructive' critisism. If you think it was poor, then at least say what you thought was wrong with it so he can work on it. Otherwise it sounds like you dont really know what you're talking about. I'm not saying you dont - but just back up what you say is all I mean.

I havent got time to listen to it right now Chris, but I will do so soon. I dont know much about guitar work though! (I cant play) but i'll know how it sounds to my ears

i had five last week..but it went down to 4

you know who you are

just kidding i dont mind..

fuckin same here, lol

by the way -I love Chris Axls quote underneath your sig!! LMAO!

Altogether now...

'RID-I-CULE IS NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF!!!'

Adam Ant was hot. No denying it. Shame he's lost the plot now.

I agree, GH - great vid! x

I'm hoping Europe next, not forgetting that at the end of last years concert we were told that "Axl would see us next year" (this year!!) To be honest I'm not that bothered about if the album comes out before he comes to the UK, it'd be great of course but hey I'd still be straight online booking tickets even it's not out!! I'm now wondering where they'll play in London this time? Not only is there Wembley Stadium and Arena, Hammersmith which they've played before there's the o2 arena now. I went to the opening of o2 to see Bon Jovi with my mate and it's a bloody good venue.

I've already sorted it at work that if the chance to go to Guns n Roses comes up suddenly someone will swap with me if I'm working that night! It's such a pain that dates aren't announced until the last minute but I'll get there, my other half knows how much I want to go so I'll get there!

Come on Axl, the last dates on the offical web site are for the end of the month! Time to announce where your off to in August and September, please, put us out of our misery!!!

Jo

I couldnt go last year when they were here in manchester. I freakin hope and pray that he wll come back up this neck of the woods.

well, this pretty much shows that it's fake:

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That's putting people into a box. I don't like Linkin Park, but Bon Jovi is ok.

Agreed. Peoples idea of what a 'real fan' is is always subjective anyway.

Hopefully when the guys get back to the states, Axl will issue a statement about the record. I mean, he hasnt got the tour to hide behind now. He's gonna have to let us know one way or the other

surely he's gotta...right?...

rock2

oh only if this meant something...

hey man - I know its hard - but think positive!! rock2

GLORY HELL FIRE!!! :shocked:

PLEASE LET THIS BE IT!! :wacko:

Thanks for the info, babe x

Congrats xxx

Love Oasis. Luv 'em luv 'em luv 'em!!

'Whats the Story' is a work of art, seriously.

*sings*

"An' its never gonna be the same.....cause the years are fallin' by like rain'

I couldnt go to this concert in my hometown last year and was absolutely GUTTED!!! Anyone any idea if / when they may be coming back to this neck of the woods??

(oh did any of you guys have your big get together by the way??)