Barbara H.

...BREAK IT!

Ooh, Paperback Hero just arrived in the mail!

Watched 88 Minutes.

Sooo bad!

Discuss the win.

Most of the album leaked a couple days ago. The other guys contribute vocals and lyrics instead of just Rivers. It's pretty neat.

Who gives a fuck what the lead singer of the most mediocre band of this era has to say.

Then why did you make the thread?

Didn't Liam say Stop the Clocks was his favourite Oasis song? It was originally slated to appear on their Best Of collection (which was called Stop the Clocks) and he pulled it last minute because he thought it was too personal of a song or something... I don't think it's going to be on the new album either. He'll probably be upset that it leaked.

Noel said that some of his friends thought it was one of the best songs he'd ever written... Clearly they are wrong. Old age has most likely caught up to another one of my favorite bands. I'll still have fun listening to them play the classics this summer though.

I actually think it's pretty awesome, but then again I'm not a huuuge fan of them. The first two albums were pretty good.

The funny thing is that this sounds REALLY similar to "Stop the Clocks," which is ironic for obvious reasons:

I love Fountains of Wayne.

Gazoyngas a plenty! Back pains she had many!

For such knockers hooters funbags

Boys were not even ready!

I really love their cover of the Psychotic Pineapple's I Wanna Wanna Wanna Wanna Wanna Wanna Wanna Get Rid of You. But unfortunately that's not on youtube. You'd have to buy this one.

Buy.

Two cocks one pussy, all three pretty juicy

More fire in my crotch than Danny Bonadoocy

Your mama looks like Tina Yothers

But I'ma eat you up like Sally Struthers

We'll take turns givin' ya head

You'll be the baloney in our Wonderbread

Stick your dick up in my coochie

I never thought I'd feel so bougie

I'll shove my nipples into your eyes

While Hunx hits your ass with a birthday surprise

I'm hungry, I'm randy and I just can't wait

I'm fishin' for sluts and usin' Chunx as bait

Playin' this game me and you together

Dress him all up like a daddy of leather

Pass the lube, the lettuce and the sour cream

It's time for a DOUBLE DECKER SUPREME!!!!

Ooooh this dick tastes like shit

LICK THE CLIT! LICK THE CLIT!!!!

Your cock ain't nuthin' anyway I'd rather suck a dog off

And I'll just use a cucumber to get my fucking rocks off

There's so many girls and there's so many guys

It's hard to decide, when I like chicken thighs

You're missing out on hot ass humps cus I spread legs like anthrax

And Kenny G type blowjobz cuz I play a mean skin sax

For today go ahead and do me that way

But I made up my mind, silly ho, I'm GAY!!!!

Any fans?