dirtylenny

aroused

Didn't think a lot of it...can't even remember much of it, it was that spectacular...remember NYC Cops and Last Nite.

But i understand that you have your multiple layers of alterna-teen posery and self awareness and ego to penetrate before you're even close to being able to laugh at yourself so i'll let you off *pats her head* :D

See there's the difference between us two sweety, i don't mind being embarassed, i find it quite amusing when someone makes themselves look like an idiot, including (and sometimes especially) myself.

Where you at man?

Not really, i hate those orange tan photos, eugh, makes em look like hulk hogan..and i'll take totally devoid of taste if some of the shit you like in any reflection of good taste

Did you see the size of that boys organ?!?! *whistles* And i have too seen it...sort of, i just couldn't hack it cuz it sucked...kinda like Tom Cruises Mission Impossible

OK to be honest i cant really give you a reason because they just literally couldn't hold my attention. Not making fun of them but saying that as a fact, i just couldn't follow, something about it was just so...lame?

You just fucking get a hard on for the strong female type, you need to get over that shit, serious, one sister to another

Cuz they're fuckin lame? Perhaps? Maybe?

yeah...and...so...what?

*opens his mouth as wide as he can n holds it there* :P

thats better odds that i usually get at it Oh yeah, tip number 2: Don't actually tell people that you dunno what you're talking about

Tip: When you're plum out of witty retorts just string a few words that sound like they may be intelligent together and everybody will think they just dont get it...or else think you're a moron I had a 50/50 shot at looking smart and i took it

Hey, the right amount of gingum makes a better sister outta me than most of the girls i ever met

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, get the fuck outta here, thats you?!?!?! Damn, your fringe was straighter in them days

Who the fuck is the kid in that photo, i feel his eyes burning right through me

btw, im in love with you

and that leaves you in the empty space i left, hardy hardy, which one of us is the genius? Don't leave it up to me, i'm biased

OH! the statements changed, oh sorry, brainfart *looks at her REALLY unamused*

OK, explain?

And are you gonna change that fuckin personal statement or am i gonna come over and line your fringe up? What is with that shit anyway, d'ya got a monobrow or some shit? Tweezers girlfriend, they don't cost much and they save you from looking like Burt from Sesame Street

Awww? Whaddya mean awww? what am i, fucking pantomime? awwwww

Yes, speaking?

Was tgat a mother Theresa quote? It was, wasn't it?