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KetchupNotMayo

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  1. Jizz in my pants, bitch.

  2. Yeah, the night's not over

    You're not trying hard enough,

    Our lives are changing lanes

    You ran me off the road.

    Sup?

  3. You touch yourself any time, any where, any way?

  4. Oh shh, my hands are too cold for this.

  5. Well I dunno, some pussies can be pretty wild yanno?

  6. Indeed, they are displeased with your actions.

    I told u I was hardcore.

  7. lulz

    The Brotherhood are watching ;)

  8. Dun call me little :L im probably several feet taller than you are.

    Cold handz ftw.

  9. I take your silence as a confirmation. :S

  10. And all over me. You asshole, stained my shirt too.

  11. a fellow HIM fan, nice!

  12. What? Don't be ridiculous, you don't even wear pants.

  13. perv! you owe me $300...

  14. arph

    welp, nobody would power prog your ass, for reasons fairly obvious to yourself

  15. Beg to differ. Brother of steel.

  16. rofl wtf kind of insult was that?

  17. Happy New Year :o my superior country is in 2009 already.

  18. Pretty great, although I have exams as soon as I go back to school so I should be revising. :/

  19. Why thank ya, your's ain't too bad either.

    So how're your holidays?

  20. /face Merry Christmases also.

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