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Last night in Dundee

Two years full-time at the Fermanagh Herald this week. Time flies; and against all odds I'm actually better looking than I was on day one.

Lying in bed and can actually hear "Hey hey baby" coming from a bar in town.

Hanging out with the lads in the lift en route to hang out with big Jesus in Lisbon.

Fermanagh jobs and careers fair in association with Fermanagh Herald is being held tomorrow in South West College. Well worth a look for those seeking work, many local employers involved. 10am - 3pm.

Looking for someone from Fermanagh who is getting married in the next few months? Thanks.

Absolute nightmare getting parked at McDonald's in Enniskillen. Two cars waiting to get past me sat and laughed. Was too embarrassed to go in after that debacle.

Any big local James Bond fans - collectors - lookalikes?

Kids, can you get whoever is organising your formal to get in touch with me regarding the Fermanagh Herald sending down a photographer. Free of charge. Email r.smith@fermanaghherald.com or get me through this. Thanks.