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us-army head-quater 1947

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  1. as u r talkin about stamps i remembered the joke that we used 2 have lets say 30 years ago in our communist country.

    maybe it doesnt fit in this section but its funny. i'll try 2 translate it :rolleyes:

    so the post office decided 2 make a stamp with a face of a president of communist government on it http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Admin/BkFill/Default_image_group/2010/10/10/1286724998211/Milka-Planinc-005.jpg

    but the selling of the stamp was really really bad, all people complained that the stamp doesnt attach on the letter, so post office employee asked one person how is this possible, cause all the stamps have glue and should attack on the letter just well.. to demostrate this fact the post office employee took a stamp, spited on it and showed to another angry person, who returned the stamp, that there is glue on the stamp and it attack very well on the letter. then the customer said to him: ' u know.. u r the only one that spited on this side of the stamp'...

    :rofl-lol:

  2. Guns n' Roses

    The Internet - A Rock Opera

    A Trilogy in 12 Parts

    1. Zodiac - In Which Our Humble Narrator Accidentally Stumbles Across GNFNR While Depressed and on Mushrooms

    2. MSL (Chinese Zip Drive Remix)

    3. Never Said It, Didn't Happen

    4. The Internet is a Big Garbage Can (featuring Luciano Pavarotti)

    5. The Truth About Slash (A Poem)

    6. Control Alt Delete

    7. Your False Sense of Entitlement (Does Not Dictate My Actions)

    8. My Account Was Hacked (Seriously)

    9. Madison's Revenge

    10. Downloading Motherfuckers (featuring Nas)

    11. To Aviod Any

    12. The Honour of Thieves

    Bonus Track: Stay Away From Microwaves (Doin' Donuts Remix featuring Izzy Stradlin)

    .

    :thumbsup:

  3. Firstly, I'm no musician, couldn't play an instrument to save myself, barely score a point on singstar, and not much of a writer either!, but this came to me the other night after a typical day, so I quickly threw it together and this is the result! :lol: Feel free to criticize, (I can handle it!, it's not meant to be serious anyway!) suggest alternatives, or redo it, or any other Gn'R song yourself if you think you could do better :tongue2: ...

    Ow!

    I've been lookin' for a plate

    Lookin' for a (pop?)tart,

    Lookin' for a oven in this house

    That's much too dark

    Because you won't cook my lunch, no, no

    You wanna, go onna vacation

    Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, ow!

    You won't cook my lunch

    You gonna find yourself in another

    Another place, another place of your own,

    yeah, ow yeah, look out

    See what i'm bakin'? What i've gotta stew?

    I've been cookin' everything and I,

    I been washin' for you

    Because you won't cook my lunch, no, no

    You want me to, eat on location

    Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

    You won't make my lunch

    I'm gonna find yourself where another

    Another pizza, another pizza's

    The main attraction

    You're lazy, hey, hey

    You know you're lazy, oh my!

    You're fat n' lazy, do-sile!

    You know you're lazy

    Ay,ay,ay,ay,ay,ay,ah,ah,ah,ah, yeah!

    Woh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

    Oh na,no,na,no,na,no,na,no,na,no,no,no

    No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no

    No,no,no, no, no, no, no,no,no,no,no,no

    no,no,no! Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, Oh no, ow! -Woooh, yum!

    Hey boy, where ya comin' from?

    Where'd ya find that Vac-a-Uum?

    When I was younger

    I had a housekeeper like you,

    and she said,

    'You don't need my gloves,

    You wanna self-sanitasation,' Bitch

    You don't need my scrubs,

    You've got to claim yourself another

    Another seat, another seat in-

    Front of the action

    You're lazy, hey, hey

    You know you're lazy, oh my!

    You're fat n' lazy, oh-bese

    You know you're lazy, Ay, ay, ay, ay,

    You know you're lazy, Hey, hey,

    You're fat n' lazy, Oh Wow,

    You know you're lazy, Ay, ay, ay, ay,

    You're fuckin' lazy, Yeah

    You know you are!

    Sitting down!

    You're fuckin' LAZY!

    Now, to find me a vocalist willing to put this on youtube! :D

    :heart:rock3:thumbsup:

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