Theodore Dibiase

Yes I have read them..

W. Ted Dibiase -- i think you know who i am

I dont think it is possible for you to be more of a useless human being.

For you to (a) go to a Finnish hockey game (B) live in Finland © run home to your computer to talk about how a GNR song was played on the speakers --- tells me you are nothing but a low life morsel of a man.

I am rich, yes.. but I also have dignity -- obviously you have none or you would not blatantly state "I am a walking pussy" by telling your tale of GNR songs at a finland hockey game.

Sincerely,

Theodore W. Dibiase

Yes my Norweigan friend - my name is Theodore Dibiase and I am a millioniare...

You are from Norway and you probably live on a dirty peasant boat and wear horns.

When I say something - people listen.

When I inspire people - lives are changed.

So please go back to your insignificant life and do not mess in my affairs - you disease infested scandinavian rodent.

Sincerely,

Theodore Dibiase - oh I just made more money in the time it took me to type this (3.2 seconds) than a snowman like you makes in a lifetime.

Hello,

This is Theodore W. Dibiase, millionaire and playboy.

I have been sent diamond covered demos of the new album and here is my opinion on them...

1) IRS - this is a good song.. it will sound even better when final mix is done... Dibiase gives it 8.5 millions out of 10.

2) Better (I have heard the full version) - this song kicks ass - again, suffers from being a demo - but I think it will rock my mansion when it is released.

3) There was a Time (This TWAT stuff is so skid) -- this song is Okay -- the solo is really good at the end.. actually the last 3 minutes are solid.. but the chorus as it stands now is weak - hopefully this is an old demo and some work was done on the chorus, cause this song has potential to be really really good if some work is done on the chorus.. so for now it only gets 6 millions out of 10.

4) Catcher in the Rye - is this 1986? this song came across as dated and cheesy. Again, it is just a demo so the song could be much better when/if finally released, but I have my doubts... I will give it 4 millions out of 10.

5) The Blues - heard it 4 years ago -- HORRIBLE HORRIBLE cheesy first minute -- song gets good after that.. please god Axl get rid of the cheesy start and this song could be really good... 6.5 millions out of 10

6) Madagascar - enough with the voiceovers - lets hope that was for concerts only.. ruined a good solo with Michael J. Fox and Gene Hackman talking.. umm song is pretty good - will sound much much better on a CD.. so I will give it 7 millions out of 10 and maybe higher when final product is heard.

7) Chinese Democracy - again, another very solid rock song. Will sound better in the studio -- I think this song has the potential to kick some serious ass in the studio.. I will give it 8 millions out of 10.

Assuming these are the only new songs we've heard to date to be on the album.. i would say this is going to be an excellent album.. much better than anything we have heard since.. probably 1991 when the Illusions came out.

So - before I go back to my ladies... I will just say that for all the bullshit Axl goes through (trust me, he tells me) and alll the shit in the press about him being a recluse.. to go away and come back with an album like this.. is very impressive and he should be proud of himself.

I give this album a possible 9 millions out of 10..

Oh - you are all still peasants with no teeth.

See you at our shows.

Teddy Stinson