Do you like kevin bloody wilson

[gunna_girl01]

I absolutly love Kevin Bloody Wilson

if you dont know who he is go to

www.kevinbloodywilson.com

you can listen to him live, he is the funniest fucker ever known. the greatest comedian i have ever known. and if you have a scense of humor

here is a few of his songs.

1) super mega fugle

2) living next door to alan

3) dont touch your sister she's mine

4) hey santa claus you cunt

5) do you fuck on first dates

[gunna_girl01]

Supa Mega Fugly lyrics

Artist - Kevin Bloody Wilson

Album - Various Songs

Lyrics - Supa Mega Fugly

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly

With a mouldy mango twist

Reflection like a pizza

With warts and marls and zits

And just to even say her name

You've got to be half pissed

Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly

With a mouldy mango twist

When she was born the doctor slapped her mother in the mouth

And when they bought her home they wouldnt let her in the house

And as she grew, its sad to say, she just grew uglier

They tied some snags around her neck so the dog would play with her

Before she went to school each day they had to iron her face

She'd get the cuts for comin early and merit points for being late

And they had a potrait painted in six different shades of shit

Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a mouldy Manbean twist

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly

With a mouldy manbean twist

Including her own mum and dad she hasn't yet been kissed

Just to even say her name ya got to be half pissed

Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly

With a Mouldy manbean twist

When she puts on her lipstick it keeps backing down the tube

And I woke screamin dreamin that Id seen her in the nude

When she sits on the beach the tides too frightened to come in

A sperm whale tried to root her last time she went for a swim

If they made an ugly meter, shed blow the thing to bits

Under grotesque in the dictionary theres a photo of her tits

And if i ever cracked my back for her Id amputate my dick

Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly

With a bastard arsehole twist

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly

With a bastard arsehole twist

Hells Angels wouldnt root her, said there not that fucking sick

So she bought herself a dildo but she couldnt get it stiff

Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly

With a bastard arsehole twist

[Solid snake 89]

Ho ho fucking ho?

[gunna_girl01]

Ho ho fucking ho?

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did you go onto the site?

i went on there the other day and was listening to him live hey... he has a good scence of humor, and he always makes me laugh

[Guest gnr>everything]

Dont know who he is

[gunna_girl01]

Dont know who he is

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go to www.kevinbloodywilson.com and listen to him live...

my dad used to work wit him in kalgoolie in australia and now keving is a hell big star... most aussies ahve herd of him.. people love him over in the UK

check out the site and tell me what you think

[Genesis]

people love him over in the UK

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Do they?

[slashs_servant]

Well since I'm aussie i love him!!!! But i doubt any of our international friends have ever heard of him, and i doubt they would like his sense of humour.

[gunners_4_eva]

lol, im an aussie but never heard his stuff. what do u recommend i get.

guido hatzis is allrite. lol, some funny shit there. gets a bit repetitive tho

[Solid snake 89]

Ho ho fucking ho?

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did you go onto the site?

i went on there the other day and was listening to him live hey... he has a good scence of humor, and he always makes me laugh

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Nah,my parents have all these songs on their comp

[Spoon87]

don't know who he is but i'll check him out sometime.

[damian 1200]

HEY SANTA YA BASTARD!!!

I STILL AINT GOT MY BIKE!!

the guy rols

[gunna_girl01]

Well since I'm aussie i love him!!!! But i doubt any of our international friends have ever heard of him, and i doubt they would like his sense of humour.

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well i went onto the site and there where letters to kevin from all around the world, and allot of them were from the UK

[gunna_girl01]

Ho ho fucking ho?

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did you go onto the site?

i went on there the other day and was listening to him live hey... he has a good scence of humor, and he always makes me laugh

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Nah,my parents have all these songs on their comp

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i used to download heaps of kevin and other artists on kazaa, i had like 200 songs (not egsaderating) and my dad accidently wiped them all off my computer i was furious it took me hours and hours to get all that stuff... plus i had heaps ov video clips, mr bean, jackass, and others... it was wiked

[gunners_4_eva]

did he do that Australiana song..........."vege mite come to" and link all the words together.lol. thats was good. should try n get some of his stuff.

[kevdo242]

Does he sing 'Stick That Fucking Phone Up Your Fucking Arse?'

[gunna_girl01]

did he do that Australiana song..........."vege mite come to" and link all the words together.lol. thats was good. should try n get some of his stuff.

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im actually not sure about that one hey,

go onto his web site, you can listen to him live

then you will figure out whether he wrote that song or not.

www.kevinbloodywilson.com

[nunchuck]

No i 'bloody' don't.

[FORDIE]

I heard some of his songs about 12 - 13 years ago and never heard of him again, until i got limewire. I didn`t know his name, i could only remember a few of the song titles : "Santa claus you cunt" and "Mick me mate the masta farter". Those two are excellent, don`t think you named the last one!!

[gunna_girl01]

Does he sing 'Stick That Fucking Phone Up Your Fucking Arse?' 

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yeah he did, love that one