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Superb album. Love the lyrics.

Nothing like nonsensical comparisons: "Am I free later? Lemme put it to you this way - DOES A COMET LEAVE A CRATER?!"

Love it.

Anyone else heard his stuff?

"Comin' Right Up" is my favorite song.

Here's a mini-documentary on Bruce's career:

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Superb album. Love the lyrics.

Nothing like nonsensical comparisons: "Am I free later? Lemme put it to you this way - DOES A COMET LEAVE A CRATER?!"

:rofl-lol: He's a decent Blues player, I've heard him.

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Superb album. Love the lyrics.

Nothing like nonsensical comparisons: "Am I free later? Lemme put it to you this way - DOES A COMET LEAVE A CRATER?!"

:rofl-lol: He's a decent Blues player, I've heard him.

Really? I think he's fucking awful. But I love it. It's like somebody's gang-raping my eardrums and I'm along for the ride. I'm not even sure that really makes sense, but when you take a trip to the Land of Bruno, it does. Listening to Bruce's album is better than orgasming.

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Superb album. Love the lyrics.

Nothing like nonsensical comparisons: "Am I free later? Lemme put it to you this way - DOES A COMET LEAVE A CRATER?!"

:rofl-lol: He's a decent Blues player, I've heard him.

Really? I think he's fucking awful. But I love it. It's like somebody's gang-raping my eardrums and I'm along for the ride. I'm not even sure that really makes sense, but when you take a trip to the Land of Bruno, it does. Listening to Bruce's album is better than orgasming.

Just decent, in the technical sense. He's a decent singer and harpist, only decent.

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Superb album. Love the lyrics.

Nothing like nonsensical comparisons: "Am I free later? Lemme put it to you this way - DOES A COMET LEAVE A CRATER?!"

:rofl-lol: He's a decent Blues player, I've heard him.

Really? I think he's fucking awful. But I love it. It's like somebody's gang-raping my eardrums and I'm along for the ride. I'm not even sure that really makes sense, but when you take a trip to the Land of Bruno, it does. Listening to Bruce's album is better than orgasming.

Just decent, in the technical sense. He's a decent singer and harpist, only decent.

Just decent? Dammit. Bruce will be most disappointed.

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Why the fuck do you have this CD anyway?

The more appropriate question would be, "Why the fuck WOULDN'T I have this album?"

Just look at the cover. Tell me you'd see that in a record store and say, "Hmm, I think I'll pass." No way. Bruce owns you with those eyes. That smirk. That lovely receding hairline.

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Would this be a time to tell you I also own Bruce Willis Classics?

Good reviews of it on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00004OCP...4443057?ie=UTF8

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