Alty

Haha, nah. Earlobes, fine, no bother. Your nose though? I think it's cartlidge or something, no just skin so I shelled out the £15 for it.

I'll probably get diseases anyway though so it's alright. . I got thumped on it and it hasn't been right since. Yeay.

Hey recommend me some books, we have similar taste in them.

Nah it doesn't count even if I lit them. Also doesn't count if:

1. You're drunk.

2. You're wearing a green t-shirt.

3. It's a Wednesday.

Those are the rules. I made them up on Wednesday when I was drunk and wearing a green t-shirt.

You're filthy

You can kinda see my new piercing there too. Nose ring.

How's tricks?

So I like to put cigarettes up my nose. That doesn't make me odd!!

Hello.

Hey! It's Alan Partridge! Fancy that.

Ha, nah they're not lit. It was for [damaged], you'll see.

I don't want comments.

Feck off.