blake-a-mania

all of this lounging around doing nothin is making me thirsty

On the lookout for snakes... on the plane

Going to catch an aeroplane :-0

No Communist jokes, in Greece....

Let this be a lesson to use sun block....

so Leyton informed me the other day that i have a moustache and chin like grandad... and that he wants one too

oh fuck! I forgot the robot stuff, i made a big deal out of it and then forgot to mention it

The man on the news just said ‘britain doesnt make cheap tatty products very well‘ nobody does thats why they are ‘cheap‘ and ‘tatty‘ idiot

my plan today is to a great deal of ice cream

John Casey: I don't kid about quiches.

slept from 10pm to 8am... still feel like shit, those are not the rules!

If wishes were horses we’d all be eating steak

I find strange when people say "[This Person] is famous for being famous" (see Kim Kardashian, Tara Palma Tomkinson et al) can i be famous for the sake of it now?

Emmy je jIHtaH QI'lop veb tera' Hogh

Batman Returns is not made for kids...

is turning off the island of Dr. Moreau, as it is blatantly a film best enjoyed with people... like the room

David Coverdales Twitter: "I'm currently the lead singer for the rock band Whitesnake. I've been in Deep Purple as well."be a bit more vague Dave people might figure out how awesome you are from that

"Using this micro chip i can control the rabbits actions""Can you put it in a human brain""Erm, well it would suffocate but i guess...""The chip not the rabbit!"

Ta shi suo you di yu de diao zi de ma!

I know what "YOLO" means (intelligent people would say "Carpe Diem") but where did it come from?

Desert ants suddenly form a collective intelligence and begin to wage war on the desert inhabitants.

Just had two of life's big questions answered1. Can 3 tiny dragons murder a magician?2. Is it possible for a zombie to think you are too pathetic to kill?

the only thing that annoys me is people....

Prometheus in 3 minutes? Dont mind if i do

I bought me an illusion and I put it on the wall, I let it fill my head with dreams and had to have them all.