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I have absolutely nothing againt this... but the quote has to have mention...

"When the going gets though, the tough get an Uzi." - Axl Rose

Axl is "the king", as someone put it.

When they ("The Pidgeons Of Death Metal") or any of you can make the dent in the music industry, pop culture, or any other fuckin' business like Axl and co. have then you can say something to him. Until then shut your fuckin' face.

Jesus Christ... whining ass holes.

what do you guys think?

If Fortus took a similar leave to that of Brain's (for whatever reason)...

would Izzy be called in as the replacement rhythm guitarist similar to '93?

along the same lines... would Izzy be willing to play the new tunes?

You plan on killing Fortus to see if you can get Izzy to come back dont'cha?

Pointless threads rule.

I need to stop clicking them.

Are you preaching the gospel?

Or is all you say LIES?!

Yep hide behind your negativity.

Cause thats whats gonna get you somewhere right?

Ok, whatever.

Fuckin negative attitudes! God... be grateful. Your so called favorite band is performing after years of silence. Whats your goddamn deal??

Axl's out there on stage, with his band - GUNS N FUCKIN ROSES!

Show us youre a fan, dont just say it damnit! SHOW US!

Some people LIKE TO KNOW how their FAVORITE band's shows are going, so shut your fuckin mouth or show us all that you love this band as the rest of us do? Eh? Whiny bitches.

Jesus people. 90% of you are complaining like it's December 27th. Some of you say you're spirits are broken. Cry us a river. Some of you say GNR won't be producing an album this year. Last I checked, it was November 16th, 2006.

Save the mellow-drama for January 1st if your dreams don't come true by then.

I just read something like 'after all this bad shit that's gone down...'.

Excuse me, what bad shit? You know what bad shit is? 2003. That's bad shit. No news, no performances, nothing. Absoulutely fucking nothing. You wanna know what was even badder shit? 2004. You wanna know what the shit was that took the cake? Yup, you guessed it, 2005.

This year? We get a new and improved Axl Rose with the screech back... no jerseys... no clowns with KFC buckets on their heads... a very successful European tour... more 'leaks' than we know what to do with... GNR playing the states on a successful trip around North America... oh, and VERY ADAMENT PROMISES from GNR's management and AXL ROSE HIMSELF that the album will be out this year. We're halfway into the whole '13 Tuesdays' bit and people are cutting their wrists.

Seriously... then some of you pretend like you've 'given up' on GNR. You think they're 'a joke'. I read things like 'RIP GNR'. You know what, if any of you feel that way, what the fuck are you still doing around here? There surly has to be better things to do in life, wouldn't you say? What's sad is, the whole lot of folks bitching and whining like some rockstar owes them somthing is pathetic. You same people will be the first ones back on here... whether it's this year or five years from now... singing GNR and Axl praises when the album is dropped. It's sad, very sad. Trust me, I've been on GNR forums since there were GNR forums, and this same group of people are around all the time. In 2000 people were saying the same damned thing. Those same people are here saying the same damned thing... but are ALWAYS first to jump on the bandwagon when a leak hits or any kind of positive news happens. It's pathetic.

You wanna know what positive news is? GNR is touring North America. I suggest you see a show. Because in 2003, 4 and 5 we didn't have that. You know what else? Some of you complain about 'marketing strategy' and 'advertising'. Well guess what? Every magazine, radio station, newspaper and rock forum is lit up right now with GNR news. I'm starting to find their marketing strategy genius.

Finally, if you want to believe and pretend like you know how the record industry works, so be it. I'm just sick of all the idiots with crystal balls and music industry CEO's around here telling the forums this is what's going to happen and this is what's not going to happen. You know what, blow it out you ass. You know Jack Shit... and you know who you are. Nothing is impossible.

I'm not going to believe 'axlwarrose2006' on some forum telling me he's pissed, Axl owes him something, he knows how the record industry works, the album is not coming out this year and that he's finished with GNR and never looking back. If that were the case, Joe Blow know-it-all wouldn't still be posting on a GNR fan forum. If that certainly is the case, GO AWAY! It's not that hard. For Christ's sake... GNR even told those people to fuck off. They didn't tell their whole fan base to fuck off, they told the Chuck Heston mini-disaster people who do nothing but spread horse shit rumors and bitch, bitch, bitch for candy like some kid in a candy store holding Axl's hand while he flirts with the chick behind the counter to fuck off.

We have a tour, great music, a plethera of leaks and words from the horses mouth that says this year. That's what I'm going by and that's what I'm excited for. If December 27th hits and there's no album and no related news, life will go on. I'll be dissapointed, but shit, it's not the end of the world.

So before you, the next 'JohnAxlDoe4557' wants to complain some more, do us all a favor spare us the same-old same-old cry-me-a-river thread.

Capiche?

Who's with me?

That was fuckin good dude. I totally agree with you. That really brings my spirit up Chinese Democracy-wise. Ive been holding this mindset and people just shoot it down... im on your side man... and Ill be watching your future posts. "Like a Shit-Hawk."

HELL YEAH!

Chinese Democracy just got that much better.

I figured that was the case.

Everyone's praising Pittman like this is his deal. Like Axl's not even the focus anymore, or the rest of the band for that matter.

Is this sarcasm, or are people really looking at this guy that way? He doesnt seem bad, and maybe he is amazing... time will tell. But so far it doesnt seem so.

Ive gotta hear this new intro. When audio and/or video pops up... someone better post it here.

Help, I have no idea what song this is can anyone help

New guns song VIDEO click here

Yep, the Blues as I posted in your other thread.

Here another video as promised, I have no idea what song this is, it must be off the new album. Can someone help with what it is ?

Worcester MA show new song Click here

The Blues

If he actually considered being a lawyer, I don't think he would have dropped out of high school.

Honestly, I think it was either this, or being white trash.

Lol. Good one.

But I couldnt see him being white trash anymore. Just think if Axl went bankrupt... lost his expensive braids, clothes and sunglasses. Working at some hick roadside burger joint in the middle of nowhere... hmm...

wheres the bootlegs of dhotf?

Bootlegs of how it is performed now? Or are you insinuating that it is a new song? Because it's not, it's off the last GnR album The Spaghetti Incident.

Hopefully you already know that, and it's not new news.

About half the sources out there say 21rst. But then again almost (if not every) all Tuesdays in the next 8 weeks are represented by some rumored release date as well from somewhere else.

Im gonna go with Nov. 22nd. Spread the word. 'Cause it must be true if Im spreading rumors, right?

I didnt think people were allowed to say naughty words in Utah.

I don't think they're allowed to have oral sex either, let alone be called "Mr. Oral Sex."

Pretty sure one can do whatever they want, wherever they live. Even if the simplest actions have a really negative punishment. Such as in China, maybe?

Utah's not much different from the rest of the fuckin US... and this isnt the topic. So make a good insult, and stop with the shitty ones or stay on topic its that fuckin simple numbskull.

Everyone wants the album to come out. Why shouldn't they speculate? Who are you to tell them that they can't?

Speculation's fine. But do we need a "Such and such says this is the date." 10 times over? If anything it should be one thread so new fans and older fans alike don't come to this site getting their heart set on ONE release date and being disappointed.

yeah I get ya. sometimes (although rarley) though, the info turns out to be true

If it were Id love it as much as the next guy. But most these sources are rediculous. And some fans wouldnt know from either misinformation or inexperience. They might take it as God's word. Im just saying maybe it should be one thread or wait for word from the big men... or see it in a store. Which ever one comes first.

Everyone wants the album to come out. Why shouldn't they speculate? Who are you to tell them that they can't?

Speculation's fine. But do we need a "Such and such says this is the date." 10 times over? If anything it should be one thread so new fans and older fans alike don't come to this site getting their heart set on ONE release date and being disappointed.

Please people just keep your release date rumors to yourselves. I mean, between all of them, almost every Tues. in the next 8 weeks is represented by some source or another.

So just like Merck said, it could be any of them. Just wait and stop getting certain fans' hopes up. I know dumbasses will keep posting them but whatever.

Flame away fuckers.

This thread sucks, anymore whining from the fans like this and I hope Axl does something to really piss us all off and give you a reason to cry about something.

It was rock n roll attitude all the way.

It was a big "FUCK YOU!" to those that trash the band, disbelieve the band, or don't like the band. To the ungrateful fans and more.

See what GnR did after the NY shows before the European Tour? A big "THANK YOU!" to the fans for showing up, having a good time, and spreading the good word.

Now all anyones doing is bitching and moaning so what do you expect? A BIGGGGGG (even BIGGER than the one Del wrote) "FUCK YOU!!" is in order for alot of fans right now, it's well deserved.

OMG *cry, cry* we never even hear if Axl is still alive. WHAAAAA!

And now youre fucking moaning that the setlist isnt good enough? That they are not making you happy enough by getting out there every one of these nights and entertaining their fans? They can fucking pack it up, ditch out on this tour and you'll never see Guns again. You want that you stupid son of a bitch?

Be happy for what you have and maybe in the future you'll be pleased with even more.

Taking it to the max, huh, soldier.

Simmer down!

People need to get it in their heads that this is not the <insert your name here> tour. This is Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy Tour. So how about you enjoy what they give you, and stop whining or get the fuck out. Because Axl can do what he did in 2002 and just leave. And then what will be said?

"Oh Axl walked out on the fans.", "He walked out on the tour.", "He let us down." And whatever the fuck else along with how good the tour was going, etc. But right now all that can be said is negative and all that can be done is BITCH.

Some people are ungrateful. If I were in this band Id regret having at least a third of my fanbase too.

OMG *cry, cry* we never even hear if Axl is still alive. WHAAAAA!

And now youre fucking moaning that the setlist isnt good enough? That they are not making you happy enough by getting out there every one of these nights and entertaining their fans? They can fucking pack it up, ditch out on this tour and you'll never see Guns again. You want that you stupid son of a bitch?

Be happy for what you have and maybe in the future you'll be pleased with even more.