RJ88

sigh

well Hans, right now i dont have any stories or jokes....

haha, well...sorry!

punches to the groin are mean! how would you like it if someone punched you in the boob?!

when i was watching the simpsons on sunday, i saw hans moleman and couldnt help but laugh

but what if you need to grab something that really high?

you're 5'1"? awww, arent you a little cutie

ohhhh, well it was!!!! ha

hah, little wrists!

you want to stop? that means i win! YAY!

I just wanted a place to sit down...

You cost me 5 minutes of my life and I want them back!

If only this sugar were as sweet as you, sir.

The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.

"Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day.

"I was saying Boo-urns"

Aw, that WAS cute!

FINE....i'm just a nobody

well, i'm happy to know that i have that effect on a special someone

i've noticed that you have no friends. loser.

i didnt know sneezing turned you on?

A

sorry, i sneezed all over you

AAAAAAHHHCHOOOOOOOOOOOO!