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Yeah, cock slap. I'd eat her out like a Cadbury's Creme Egg.

HA!

Sadly my return to the UK was forced upon me and my staying here for a whole year has been due to the politics of marriage.

I am back in the UK until the new year although my being in England has taken much longer than I initially planned. Such is life and people.

All that touching yourself at night has messed with your eyes, lad. I have been here posting, but not that much. Just reading Len and his hipster posts, y'know.

You can be my friend. We'll hold hands and skip along. Just don't invite that Len bloke. Vile man! :-)

I see. I wasn't here for any of that and only found out about the forum closing when Nameless Girl told me. If I'd have known I would have made more posts about God. In fact, I feel one coming on now.

I love blueberry waffles. *Goes to look at the link*.

I made my thread and think that it is actually a remarkably pertinent question.

No, when I think of Michael Winner I think of him in yelling "Calm down!! Calm down!! It's only a commercial". Well, that and smashing Jill Ireland's back doors in.

I think about you all of the time. Especially when I'm whacking it.

Seriously though, why the name change?

Just finished listening now. I agree with what his says, although I've always thought that he looks like Kryten from Red Dwarf.

Also, Fearne Cotton is bang tidy.

Yes and yes (unless she's pretending and actually comes from Billericay).

Peaches Geldof? Urgh. Her father repulses me too. Fucking Irish twat.

How to count in Iris: One potato, two potatoes....oh fuck Dara there's a famine on!

"Oh, the Bible is totally the word of God and he is loving and kind"

"What about the Old Testament?"

"Oh"

No, but I shall go and check it out now. I wonder if Jesus had an awkward Jewfro going on at some stage?

"Mother, I am the son of God and the saviour of mankind"

"Oy vey, Jesus. Why can't you just find a nice girl to give me grandchildren?"

I bet Jesus was totally into MMA.

That video won't play for me - YouTube insists that I am still in the US.

If by "God's Country" you mean South East London, then yes. ;-)

Just visiting and taking care of some things. How are you heathens up in the north?

Hilarious. Which colony is that then (there have been so many)?

Awesome. You'll have a great time, I'm sure. Let me know when you go and I'll get some scousers to come and rob your house and car wheels.

If I have the free time, sure, I'd love to. I'll get Nameless_Girl to export herself there too.

I have no idea what I will be doing then, or where, so we shall see. I wish that Nameless_Girl was closer - she is totally lovely.