Johnny Drama

2 minutes ago, Len Cnut said:

Oh look, its the fuckin' Tamil Tiger, how you doin' fella? 

Ah I'm alright. Just in the motherland. Got an upside down stomach so I shat and now I'm shitting again after 20 minutes.  Man these showers for your arse are a blessing You just wash it all off, dry up and BANG! Shitting for the 8th time in a day ain't fun if you have to wipe otherwise it'd be like giving blowies in a gravel car park,  uh anally speaking,  that is

Fuck I missed a mad Neighbours chat,  I'm so devvo roight now. 

36 minutes ago, Georgy Zhukov said:

We are more likely to get another school shooting than another Guns N' Roses album.

More like more school shootings in the vault than unreleased Prince songs. 

16 hours ago, DieselDaisy said:

Bit of a Jeremy Clarkson band, ehh?

The fuck' s wrong with you, son?

Jerry Cantrell took the best from both and still ain't running out of tasty shit.

On 04/05/2018 at 6:12 AM, J Dog said:

Nice. I've liked all their recent stuff. One of the few bands I really love that had a drastic line up change and I was still able to appreciate it almost as much as the original. Hope it's good.

Not only that but a rare band that can make music in the latter part of their career that can compete with their golden era any day.

Good but the demo (WAKE UP! IT'S TIME TO PLAY!) wipes the fucking floor with it. 

2 hours ago, Len Cnut said:

That’s life!

It would seem to not be the case in this scenario?

First 4 are equal really to some extent or another:

1. Guns N' Roses

2. The Beatles 

3. Metallica

4. Alice in Chains

5. Pantera

That being said if you're including solo artists, MJ would be on an even par with the top 4. Prince too probably.  Throw in Chris Stapleton as well if he can release something equal to his first two albums again. 

Nirvana, Soundgarden, Zeppelin, Sabbath and Eagles would sit just below all that.

35 minutes ago, Len Cnut said:

By way of death, yes  

Well yeah.  That too.

10 hours ago, Len Cnut said:

Jim doin' his best Frank Sinatra impersonation.

A shame they're both deaf.

Blue Sundy will always be mein favoririte by them

Thangs to be an owner 

All I'll say is two bags of Dilmah, leave in for 5 minutes, jiggle 50 times until you couldn't see an albino in your mug, a fuckload of milk and a couple of Digestives or shortbread on the side for dunking. 

ANSWERRRRRRR MEEEEE!

Don't be shitting on Chatty Man now. 

Bump.

Remembered this thread from way back. Getting myself a Timex Weekender and wanted to know if anyone had any recommendations as to whether to go with the classic design with the Nato or the Fairfield/40 mm with the leather strap. 

Never cared to much for Playboy in that it was too...polished and classy for a garden variety,  boilerplate kinda wank. That being said the articles were great.  I mean Lennon's interview alone. Imagine getting that and some tits to look at.  What a time to be alive! 

I don't know.  I'm just a lazy cunt nowadays.  Seriously sometimes take weeks to respond to basic messages. 

But here?  Man you post and then no one's around.  I like this.  I want fucking bang bang bang. Proper banter. None of this post shit and then wait until the chickens come home to roost for the collective buggaluggsasas of MyGN'R to offer their two cents.  We don't got that much around Anything Goes like we used to. 

Batty man ting is typically a wise basket when you're giving anything I like a wide berth

King Parrot's an Aussie grindcore/death metal band. They completely offset the woofter quota in there.

ABBA - ABBA

Guilty - Barbra Streisand 

Double Fantasy - John Lennon

Ace of Spades -Motorhead

Harvest - Neil Young 

Dead Set - King Parrot

On 06/09/2017 at 7:18 PM, Len Cnut said:

Where's at @Johnny Drama, the smelly bastard?

I'm in Melbourne.  Plus fuck Sydney. Overpriced wankers. 

On 8/16/2017 at 1:07 PM, Magnus Cavalerra said:

How tf it's almost 30 years and people still hate Dizzy, I knew he didn't play on Axl centered tunes like NR or Estranged, but dude ironically shine on Slash and Izzy song like Locomotive, PTU, and Bad Obsession.

Also wtf the meaning of real GNR sound? AFD sound? That so called GNR sound died instantly the moment UYI album comes, NR is the most viewed youtube GNR video up there and Estranged constantly voted as the best GNR song, and both ain't sounding like anything on AFD, RQ and Estranged both are the best song from respective album yet they don't sound like each other, so really wtf the definition of this mythological bullshit called "GNR sound"? I'm fucking glad though they moved to different direction on UYI because if not the album probably gonna be filled with AFD wannabe stupid as shit song like Shotgun Blues.

Those songs are played by Axl, Slash, Izzy (who has a much bigger presence on NR than many would recognise), Duff and Matt.

Am I the only one that's really fucking sick of seeing shit with the original lineup on it? Either have them involved in the reunion or leave their faces off shit to line your pockets. It's unfair to Izzy and Steven and also unfair to Richard, Frank, Dizzy and Melissa - even if I'm not a fan of the latter bunch they are THE members of GN'R in their respective roles at this current period of time.

On 7/11/2017 at 6:02 AM, Dazey said:

 

We kept it secret until Mother's Day and when my parents came round we gave Mother a card to "To the best Grandma". That pretty much did it.

Oh fuck off you cunt now I'm tearing up