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Meow.

Why are there no clouds in the sky? There is reason.

hey i'm confused and scared. something about axl's twat not being official. please clarify!

Howard and his wife are very funny.

all the donuts in the world couldn't save beta

all the cinnamon inside

oh, i tried so hard to bake you

to bake you a delicious pie

Thank you. All minds are welcome.

i feel no harm inside beta's barn

5 stars

she might be a little old but big honey makes a mean grilled cheese

You put the Chris in Christmas. Happy day to you. =)

Optimus Prime?

Meow.

bring

back

bucket

The one in back seems to be trying to catch up to the one in front, but his legs are shorter and he can't quite make it.

Wonderful sig. What do the characters say?

The Sextapes clips at Chris' (awesome) site sound damn hot.

I had no idea Chris felt that way. I respect your decision.

What happened to backworlds?

That makes my mouth water.

Maybe you're Chris and you just don't know it. If you know the answer to the following question, you might be Chris:

What does Beta smell like?

You could be Chris.

dipped in sauce?

A beaverly hello.

A hug for you.

Bloody sock of doom! (or is it ketchup?)