RandallFlagg

Ashba really likes his hashtags he put RIP Scott Weiland #shocked and #lifeissoshort or something next to his Weiland commiserations. Why can't he just put that in his tweet. Shocked that Scott Weiland passed away, life is so short. The post below it has three hash tags about his clothing #stoked #coming soon it's like he can only communicate in bullet points.

David Haye's endgame has to be Joshua because Fury won't fight him when he got injured twice already, he said he'd rather throw his belt in the bin.

This line by Fury still cracks me up;

'I'm going to annihilate him. He's going to sleep for good. There's no doubt in my mind. I'm flattening his big, ugly, fat face. He's the ugliest man I've ever seen, he can't talk, he's useless, the only thing he's got about him is he's a bit tough and he comes forward.' then later adds 'He talks like what he fights like - shit.'

Under Ice - Kate Bush

I've always been impressed with that moustache Kiedis has had for a while. I hope Slash gets a bald head and channels his hair into some facial hair like that.

Bullet The Blue Sky is one impressive track. I've only just started listening to u2 and this one literally blew me away.

It's terrible, I don't even think Axl tweets anything related to his music anymore, I would pay him a hundred bucks to say how he feels toward CD2 or new members or even just to mention that he's been thinking about some songs to write or sing... sometimes the mystique seems to work against itself and as for the official siren of the band... let#s not even go there. I sometimes think they should hire two new employees called Jack and Shit because that's about what we get from all their broadcasts lol.

I dig Adele, my fave tracks of hers are Daydreamer, Hometown Glory, Rolling in the Deep and Skyfall.

Who the hell is in charge of GNR's media, it's truly abysmal and cringeworthy, it's like a 12 year old does the donkey work, I'm actually suspicious Ashba overhauled it and got someone from his end on it and are still getting paid.

My Michelle

Welcome To The Jungle

Nightrain

Sweet Child O' Mine

Rocket Queen (axl will take off his fedora and see Adler trying to take pictures so he can photoshop himself on Ferrer's face later, axl will snarl and begin a dive over the stage edge but his jewellery will weigh him down and he'll end up knocking Slash into Duff who will both break their arms and Stinson and Ashba will do the rest of the tour, new reunion is better than the old one after all).

Shackler's just because it'd be somehow hilarious seeing Slash playing it. The last thing I'd have ever expected is seeing Slash bouncing up and down doing his hopping half-crab thing to the SR pre-chorus riff.

The whole concept is a clusterfuck, a gigantic one... I can't even begin to go into why it's disappointing and kinda uncomfortable to have a half-reunion playing the CD songs, Axl's one fucking convoluted, confused dude, like five years ago we thought fucking finally he's realizing he still has tons of potential and talent and he has succeeded getting halfway up the mountain, then we had the CD tour redone but it was like a ghost trapped in its cycle... then this out of the blue and the swamp of sorting out what the heck it means to see Slash and Duff on CD songs... what a mess.

Dirty Diana - Michael Jackson

Anyone see Wlad's impressive flying headbutt?? We sure saw something unrobotic from Klitschko with that piece of aggression! He looked like dogshit, I honestly think it was the reach and his inability to slow Fury down, not so much his age. I'll tell you one thing, you would never see Lennox Lewis or Vitali Klitschko shuffle around like a confused antelope if they were seeing rounds go by lopsided, they would adjust and go out trying to take Fury's fucking head off.

Nice to see them like that at the end, I knew when Miguel started doing his backwards jog he had nothing left to give. No shame losing to Alvarez, A class fighter, shame neither of them could beat The Man floyd cause there'd be a bigger crossover ceiling for them.

Cotto is nothing when he can't land that left hook, his jab worked well against Floyd for example but he won about four rounds, same here, he can't do any damage, Roach has no plan B against a live dog.

Round of the fucking year!

Cotto's combinations have had precisely zero effect, Alvarez's freeze Cotto in his tracks, Cotto needs to get on his bike and set up the left hook cause Alvarez will win in the middle.

Sometimes I feel like the cold war didn't really end, if you look at who america have funded in the past, especially operation cyclone where they wanted the soviets the fuck out of afghanistan which contributed greatly to the rise of al qaeda afterwards, it's not hard to see what they are after and why destabilizing a region is a plus for them in the short term, it's the long term fall out, the vacuum once they withdraw their interest... Assad turned down the pipeline which would've negated Russia's monopoly on the europe market... not hard to figure out why we'd favour him being overthrown.

Mayweather might well fight the winner of tonight, the problem is, Cotto has shit himself fearing Golovkin and ditched his belt (which is funny cause I'm sure he got the lion's share of the purse because he held the belt lol, so Alvarez will want to cave his bald head in for that) so that means if he wins, why would Floyd want to fight him without the chance to make history by grabbing the middleweight crown? He will make a boatload fighting Alvarez for the MW crown and I think Canelo will never trouble Floyd and Pacquiao can trouble Floyd but an Alvarez win tonight will make Mayweather's next move interesting considering Canelo has a colossal fanbase. I just don't think he will ever beat Mayweather. Cotto has a much better chance and fought a great fight against him but without that belt, it's a lot less likely.

Looking like Van Gaal will challenge for the title, could actually do it with the haphazard form everyone else is in, you've gotta have city favourites but then it's arsenal and us... after that obscene amount of money of course but he has some form of philosophy in place which isn't exactly failing however unexciting it has been.

Fear The Voices - Alice In Chains

Just seems utterly out of character considering Axl's lines in the sand and the tide of investment he put into his half lunatic, half admirable crusade but he clearly lost the fire for it after the brilliant 09/10 tour but he had been playing the stuff for yonks, only way he'll progress creatively again maybe.

Wake Up - Mad Season

It's only just begun, we haven't seen Slash play the opening riff of CD yet, then when Slash jumps ship again we'll see Paul Huge cause he might be bald or something now and it'll be some good controversy and they'll play Sympathy, we need all the incarnations of seeing them play that setlist goddamn it, then Buckethead will come back and Izzy will be in so we'll get a new combination, it's like musical chairs but you don't get a prize, the prize is in the privilege of waiting for the next record.

Yeah I considered it but then I remembered why they got so brutal with one another and then I thought, what's the worst thing Axl could propose, hey Slash come and finish my new guns record, I'll let you play a solo or two or add a riff somewhere, it might have to be considered alongside Fortus, Ashba, Bumblefoot, Buckethead and Finck's stuff though so make sure it's a good riff. It'd be like making Axl sing songs scott weiland wrote, except he can add a line or two or change the pitch slightly in the chorus or whatever lol. If they take husks and concepts of existing songs... I dunno it's a complex one really isn't it.

I'd be fucking for it, if Slash/Duff could contribute or alter like at least 50% of the stuff, and elevate them ya know... otherwise just release like a vault while we're waiting don't ruin the CD stuff by even more bloody tinkering.