Jackamo!

"Games for Days" is the first single from Chinese Democracy 2: Electric Boogaloo

But I probably won't return the follow. I only like to follow the funniest old man alive, and the funniest young man alive.

Did you ever see the old picture of Muhammad Ali with the Beatles? He was jokingly fake punching them and stuff. But apparently, when the Beatles left, Ali said, "who were those homos?"

...because the show is over when the fat lady sings.

Heaven would be cool though. I wouldn't mind living on a cloud. And I always wanted to learn how to play the harp.

I can get behind the fact that Jesus H. Christ of Nazareth is our Lord and Savior. But I don't like how if you're a good little boy you get to go to heaven but if you make His naughty list then you have to burn in Hell for eternity. Ridiculous.

I seen Adele live. Weirdest concert experience ever. I mean she came out and sang one song, and it was good and all but then the show was suddenly over.

Do you want to know what the cure to the hiccups is? It's not getting scared, or holding your breath. And I don't know this from personal experience but I read an article online and there's apparently science behind it... anyway, the real cure to hiccups is massaging your anus. Like, fingering your asshole.

Viet-goddamn-nam's what happened. Go get me a beer, bitch!

Oh, I get it. Its a Simpsons reference. When girls look at it they say, "Ha Ha!"

That's okay. I love getting into arguments with feminists. I tell 'em they can drink all the male tears they want, I'll just drink female tears and I'll be the one less thirsty. Get it? Cause females cry more.

Did he reply? How's he doing?