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9 minutes ago, Spaghetti4twenty said:

I really like the Chinese Democracy we got. I think it aged pretty well and there’s a lot of ear candy if you listen to the vinyl with good headphones 

If it went under “Axl Rose” I wonder if we would’ve gotten more industrial songs. I’m sad that if we do get “State of Grace”, the mix will probably get Hardskool’d  

I have read that Axl wanted to make GNR more industrial and GNR wanted to stay in the Appetite For Destruction era.... 🤔

When they got to Billy's house, Cake Cream asked Axl how his stay in jail was.

Axl responded with a smile, "It was pretty easy. I was record searched, strip searched, my mugshot and fingerprints taken and put in a cell with drug addicts, drunks, and shoplifters. I slept much of the way and was given a Court Date and bailed out through the Go Fund Me. Thank you guys for the Go Fund Me."

Cake Cream smiled and welcomed him.

Andy asked,"Are you still a Fugitive? Will we still have to hide you?"

Cake Cream couldn't believe that Andy was still bringing up the Fugitive thing.

Axl responded,"I turned myself in and was released on bail just hours later. I'm no longer a Fugitive. You guys don't have to hide me anymore. I can walk openly now. But thank you guys for hiding me."

Cake Cream welcomed him and Axl and Cake Cream bathed and got ready for the day. They went to Denny's. The same Denny's that Axl went to a few days ago. Axl had the same Waiter again.

His Waiter who was named Thomas warmly welcomed him and said,"Long time no see, Axl. Axl blushed and warmly responded back. Okay, I'm Axl Rose. I had to claim I wasn't Axl the other day because of obvious reasons.

Thomas said,"No problem." He warmly talked to Cake Cream too and they warmly responded back. Thomas took all of their orders and left. As they waited for their food, a couple of Guns N'Roses Fans and Cake Cream Fans begged them for Autographs.

Axl said,"Fans asking for Autographs is also a huge part of Rock And Roll." Cake Cream nodded and all of them signed their autographs for their Fans. Their Fans were happy. All of them smiled back. Cake Cream and Axl all chatted with their Fans. The Fans went soon went back to their tables. Cake Cream and Axl's foods were soon given and they ate and drank. After eating, they paid their bills and left.

Police soon knocked on Billy's house again. And showed up with both an Arrest and a Search Warrant. The viral video that was on YouTube showed that Cake Cream was with Axl when the altercation with the Paparazzi Person happened. They were also seen on Burger King surveillance camera hanging out with each other and eating together earlier that day. Also they were seen at the bar where Axl first approached them, seen on Claven Records surveillance camera, the Fan that took the viral video of Axl's Tattoo had also filmed Cake Cream in the same shot at the party together. Meaning they lied about last seeing Axl at the latest Guns N'Roses Concert days ago.

Axl hid in the hidden crawl space again as Police searched the house again for him. Axl's conscience tortured him. "You can't keep causing Authorities to search Billy's house," his conscience scolded him. "Turn yourself in," his conscience told him.

He heard the Police say,"We know for a fact that you guys were with Axl after the latest Guns N'Roses Concert days ago. All five of you are accomplices and are liable to be under arrest if you don't give up Axl or he doesn't turn himself in. "Cake Cream admitted they were hanging out with Axl the day of the Paparazzi Person altercation, had a party with him, were at Burger King with him, were at the bar with him and at Claven Records with him, but claimed that they went their separate ways and hadn't seen Axl since they were with him when the Altercation with the Paparazzi Person happened. Police questioned them further, they refused to give up Axl and Police finally left.

Axl left the hidden crawl space and once again thanked Cake Cream for hiding him and was welcomed. They ate and chatted and Axl took a shower and went to sleep.

Axl woke up at 3 AM. Axl's conscience was really bothering him. He knew he had to turn himself in. He took his cellphone, a mask, his wallet with his REAL ID in it and left Billy's house. He knew that Cake Cream wouldn't have allowed him to turn himself in if they were awake and he had to do this while they were all asleep and had no idea he had even left the house. He walked to the nearest Police Station and turned himself in.

"I'm Axl Rose, he told the Police. "I'm here to turn myself in. The Cops looked at him in shock. They ran his Social Security number and his records and were amazed his records showed he was last arrested in the 1980's. He looked about 25. How did this 25 year old looking guy have records stating he had been arrested in the 1980's? He showed his REAL ID. The Cops were stunned. This 25 year old looking guy was 60 according to his ID.

He was patted down and given a strip search and the Cops looked in amazement at his multiple Tattoos. Axl smirked as he had nothing to hide on him. The Cops found nothing on him. His Mugshot was taken. He had a relieved smirk on his face in his Mugshot as turning himself in took a huge weight off his shoulders. His fingerprints were taken, he was given an orange jumpsuit. His personal belongings and original clothes were relinquished to Police. His Bond was set at $40,000. He was given a Court Date for three days from now.

He would have to remain in Custody until then if the bond wasn't met. He was put in the same cell as drunks, drug addicts, and shoplifters. Axl thanked God none of these people were Murderers or Rapists. News of his booking spread fast and his Mugshot trended quickly. Axl fell asleep.

At 8 AM, Billy came to visit him. Axl woke up and chatted with him. Billy said,"You should have told us you were going to turn yourself in. We would have went with you and supported you." Axl quipped wryly. "No, you wouldn't. You guys would have stopped me from turning myself in. Billy sheepishly admitted they would have stopped him. Axl said,"I know you guys and know that you guyswould have stopped me. That's exactly why I turned myself in in the middle of the night alone while you guys were sleeping. Billy blushed shyly.

Axl smiled and sang,"Where do we go? Where do we go? Where do we go now?" Making Billy laugh. Billy said that Cake Cream set up a Go Fund Me page for Axl's Bond and said it already had $15,000 in it. Axl asked what a Go Fund Me page was and Billy said it was basically a Charity. Axl smiled and said," Thank you." Billy smiled back and welcomed him. They chatted for a long while and Billy checked the Go Fund Me page and the Go Fund Me page had reached the $40,000 goal!

Billy smiled and said,"You have a lot of Fans. We love you. So much we're willing to pay $40,000 to get you out of jail!" Billy winked. Axl smiled back. Axl's Bond was paid with the Go Fund Me page and he was free to go until his Court date. He got his personal belongings back and changed back into his original clothes and the orange jumpsuit given back. He and Billy walked back to his house.

Older Axl and Current Guns N'Roses came through and publicly in a News Interview claimed that they would not be suing Cake Cream and claimed they gave Cake Cream permission to sample Out Ta Get Me.

Axl and Cake Cream breathed a sigh of relief. But Andy pointed out that Axl was still a Fugitive and they still had that problem. Axl looked shyly at the ground.

Mike tried to lighten up the mood by saying," "As someone named Axl once asked in Sweet Child Of Mine," "Where do we go? Where do we go now? Where do we go now?"

Axl had to chuckle at that one and so did Cake Cream.

Axl responded, in the tune of Sweet Child Of Mine, "I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where we go now."

Cake Cream and Axl were now bursting into even more laughter. The tension was slightly dissolved and they decided to kick back and relax and just put the fact that Axl was a Wanted Fugitive and they were accomplices harboring him on the back burner. Axl thought happily,"Cake Cream are more than my Fans or my Clients. They're my Friends. Like my Brothers even. He smiled.

Axl and Cake Cream spent the next hour just having fun, watching TV and kicking back and relaxing when they saw that there was now a $5,000 Bounty for tips leading to Axl Rose's arrest.

$5,000 Bounty for my arrest? Axl said dumbfounded. All I did was punch a guy in the face and break his camera who had been harassing me!"

Cake Cream said,"We know Axl. We know. We were there with you. That guy deserved to get hit by you and his camera broken. He kept following you and snapping pictures of you even after you asked him to stop."

Jimmy said,"We're still going to protect you. We won't let them find you. Cake Cream backed up Jimmy. Axl trusted Cake Cream and relaxed. He relaxed so much that he fell asleep again.

Andy said,"I don't like the fact that we're harboring a Fugitive. Axl should be out of this house. We should turn in Axl and collect the $5,000. $1,000 for each of us. Get paid to get rid of our problem. Kill two birds with one stone.

Billy stared at Andy in shock. "We are not turning in Axl for $5,000. He's our Friend." The other Cake Cream Bandmates felt uncomfortable that Andy was even thinking of turning in Axl for $5,000. They were disgusted. Billy sent Andy $5,000 through Zelle from his bank account and said,"Here's $5,000 all for you. Don't turn Axl in."

Andy took the $5,000 and agreed to not turn Axl in. Cake Cream were stunned that Andy wanted to give up Axl in the first place for the $5,000. Axl slept for a couple of hours and then woke up.

Axl said with a huge smile, "Thank you guys for hiding me from Authorities. It really means a lot to me. I trust you guys."

Andy said, "We enjoy having you here. We enjoy having you as a Guest. We're glad you're here." He smiled at Axl.

Axl smiled at Andy back. Other Cake Cream Members stared at each other in uncomfortable confusion. Just a little while ago, Andy suggested they sell out Axl for $5,000. Now he was acting like he didn't attempt to sell out Axl just a little while ago. They pointed out to each other that Andy constantly kept bringing up the fact that Axl was a Fugitive when the other four were just happy to have him there. They admitted in hindsight that Andy's constant bringing up Axl being a Fugitive was a huge red flag.

I'm guessing because of how dangerous Pyrotechnics really is is why GNR got rid of them. 😏

Axl had to chuckle at the irony of his Out Ta Get Me song and his situation and the fact that Cake Cream's new song sounded suspiciously like Out Ta Get Me. Axl pointed this out to Cake Cream. Cake Cream smiled and Jimmy said,,How ironic that the Authorities really are out to get you now just like the song.

Axl chortled,"But I'm not fucing innocent." He laughed wryly.

Jimmy also acknowledged the irony that the new song sounded like Out Ta Get Me at the same time they were hiding Axl from the Authorities. They all smiled.

They turned on the News and there was a segment where they played a little of Cake Cream's new song and Guns N'Roses Out Ta Get Me and mentioned how incredibly alike the songs were. News Anchors wondered if whoever made the new song could get sued by Guns N'Roses for Plagiarism/Copyright Infringement.

Some random People were interviewed if they thought the new song sounded a lot like Out Ta Get Me. Each and everyone of the People thought the new song sounded suspiciously a lot like Out Ta Get Me. They were asked if Guns N'Roses should sue whoever made the new song. The answers were basically "Guns N'Roses should sue whoever made the new song.

Cake Cream Members looked at Axl uncomfortably. "Good job, Manager. Now People are wondering if we plagarized Guns N'Roses and thinking we should get sued," Jimmy said bitingly.

Axl responded," Come on, current Guns N'Roses is not going to sue you guys. I'll call Older Axl and talk this out with him to be sure."

Cake Cream agreed.

Axl called Older Axl and begged him to claim that Current Guns N'Roses wouldn't sue Cake Cream for plagiarism because it was an approved sample by Guns N'Roses.

Older Axl said with a sigh,"Axl, the new Cake Cream song does sound a lot like Out Ta Get Me. You really messed up big time with that one."

Axl said,"Please? Cake Cream is a big fan of us and they would love it if you guys would say you won't sue them for plagiarism and claim it was an approved sample. It will mean a lot to them. They just wanted to pay homage to us with the new song."

Older Axl said with a reluctant sigh,"Okay, I'll talk Current Guns N'Roses into claiming it was an approved sample.

Axl was grateful. He thanked Older Axl and was welcomed. He told Cake Cream the good news and they were all relieved.

16 minutes ago, Tomek1985 said:

Im calm. Nothing not to be calm here man. Funny kid, nothing more. And dont tell me what to do, read her post and been on the other forum with her. You'll see what I mean really soon. Cheers:)

The other Forum is now defunct.....

Do you guys want to record a new song now?" Axl asked Cake Cream.

Cake Cream looked around at each other incredulously. And at Axl. Axl was asking if they wanted to record a song with all that was happening with him?

Andy asked,"Are you sure we should be recording a song now? I mean, shouldn't we be more focused on keeping you hidden from the Authorities? You're in trouble with the law. " Cake Cream were like," We were also thinking that."

"The Authorities left," Axl said and I'm still your Manager," Axl reasoned, smiling. Working under stress is a part of Rock And Roll life." Guns N'Roses have performed under stress like the time we did a show when all of us were high and drunk out of our minds. We were fuced up out of our minds as we had just snorted lines of Cocaine and chased it down with shots of Whiskey just minutes before the show. We still ended up doing the show decently.

Cake Cream asked if he was suggesting they get high and drunk and then perform.

Axl said,"No, we did that in the late 80's when you could do drugs and drink openly in the street and not be arrested. If you did that in 2022, you'd most likely be arrested. Axl reasoned.

Cake Cream talked amongst themselves and decided that Axl was right. They recorded a new song and it sounded great. It was reminiscent of Out Ta Get Me and Axl wondered how they would send it to Claven Records. Axl was a Fugitive and Cake Cream were most likely Suspects for abetting him.

"Working under stress is a part of Rock And Roll," Axl reminded himself out loud. Cake Cream heard him and looked at him curiously. Axl blushed.

Axl thought and thought. Finally he came up with a solution. He told Billy to give the new song to Claven Records the next morning wearing a disguise. Billy trusted Axl and was like,"Good idea, Axl!"

The next day, Billy put on a hat, a wig,   and sunglasses and went to Claven Records and claimed he found this unnamed tape outside. Claven Records execs took it from him and thanked him. Billy welcomed them and left.

He went back home and Axl and Cake Cream asked how it went and Billy said,"It went smoothly."

They all smiled. They ordered no contact pizza and ate it when it came.

They turned on the radio and the new song was already playing on the radio! They cheered happily. They went on Social Media and Cake Cream Fans were praising the new song and thought,"This definitely sounds like Cake Cream! I love the new song!"

Cake Cream and Axl were happy. Cake Cream were definitely becoming huge stars, which was Axl's goal for them .

1 hour ago, Tomek1985 said:

2% won't like it. The rest dosen't care. It's quite pathetic to use a rock legend to elevate own name. Do it without involving poor uncle Axl. If It's good, you'll be appreciated. But not this way, honey.

I'm not trying to elevate my own name. I actually pondered what would happen if 1987 Axl ended up in 2022, and what his feelings and thoughts would be, and then I wrote this Fan Fiction. 😀

I think that Axl taking over Guns N' Roses was a conflict of interest. He was too close to The Band and too emotionally involved to become Manager/Owner of it. The Owner/Manager of Guns Roses should have been objective, not subjective. Besides, Axl was a mess when he decided to take over Guns N'Roses. He claimed the Band was a wreck. He was a wreck himself in control of a wreck. Bad combination. Remember at this time, Axl was very mentally unstable. And had a lot of anger management problems . He should have given control of Guns N'Roses to a stable, professional, and objective Manager, say let David Geffen be the Manager/Owner of Guns N'Roses He should have been focused on singing and performing, what he truly was, and is, as Frontman and Co-founder of Guns N'Roses. not also Manager/ Owner. Just because someone is the Co-founder of a band and the Frontman and Main Focus of Band doesn't mean they'd make a great Owner/Manager/...🤔

Cake Cream wondered if they should hide Axl. They were huge fans of his and didn't want him to end up behind bars. A few hours later, Police knocked on Billy's door. Jimmy, Andy, James, Billy, and Mike hid Axl in Billy's secret compartment closet door.

Billy nervously opened the door and the Police informed him they were looking for Axl Rose. Billy claimed they last saw Axl Rose at the latest Guns N'Roses Show days ago and didn't know where he was. The rest of Cake Cream backed up Billy.

"Mind if we look around for Axl?"

Billy emotionally said,"We already told you! We don't know where Axl is!" He begun to sweat uncomfortably. The other Cake Cream Members backed up Billy again.

"We're coming in anyways," the Police said. They came in and started searching for Axl.

"Billy said, " We already told you, Axl isn't here! Please leave!"

Jimmy said,"This is an unlawful search. Axl's not in this house. Leave us alone. " Other Cake Cream Members also protested this.

The Police continued searching for Axl.


Axl's heart was palpitating. He thanked his lucky stars Cake Cream liked him so much, they were hiding him from Police. Billy told him this was a secret compartment closet, but he knew there was a chance he could still be found if the Police opened this door. Axl was able to crawl into an upper vent.

The Police searched the house and didn't find Axl. But then they went to the secret compartment closet where Axl had been hiding.

Billy emotionally cried,"Axl's not in there! Please leave!" The Police ignored Billy and opened the door. Axl wasn't there.

Billy was shocked but calmly said,"See? Axl's not here." He and the other Cake Cream Members looked at each other in confusion and shock. Where the hell was Axl?" All of Cake Cream wondered telepathically to each other. The Police said,"It's obvious Axl isn't in this house. We're leaving."

The Police left. Axl breathed a sigh of relief, safe in his hiding place.

Axl crawled back down out of the vent and went back to the closet and walked out.

Cake Cream Members wondered where he had disappeared too. Axl answered with a smile,"I hid in the upper vent. Billy, your secret compartment closet is not all that hidden," Axl said wryly. Billy blushed guilty. But thank you for trying."

Billy then thought and said,"Wait! My house has a hidden crawl space! You can hide there if Police come back! Cake Cream Members were like,"Yeah, you do have a hidden crawl space!" Axl asked to see it. They showed it to him. Axl hid in it as practice and he was completely hidden from anyone looking. Axl was glad he was skinny and wryly thought that no way would chubbier older Axl be able to hide in this crawl space. Axl left the crawl space.

Cake Cream Members heard another knock. This time, it was the FBI looking for Axl. And they had a Search Warrant. They had to let the FBI come in. Cake Cream Members told Axl to hide in the hidden crawl space and he did. The FBI were let in and they looked for Axl. They came close to the hidden crawl space and Axl's heart caught in his throat. Please God, let me be completely hidden," he silently prayed. The FBI searched the area around the hidden crawl space but didn't see Axl. They left and Axl breathed another sigh of relief. Axl left the crawl space.

Cake Cream Members told Axl they were sorry for exposing his Tattoo in a house full of Cake Cream Fans and indirectly causing Axl to become a Fugitive. Axl said,"You didn't mean to harm me," he said understanding. I thank you for hiding me from the Police and the FBI."

Cake Cream welcomed him.

I wonder if Axl is/was  afraid to go Solo. Every music band he has done he has been part of a group.

Bailey Trio. Him and his Brother and Sister.

Rapid fire. Him and two other men.

Hollywood Rose. Him and two other men.

Guns N'Roses. Original. Him and four other men.

Current Guns N'Roses. Him and 5 other men and a Woman.

Interesting as he ALWAYS has at least two other People with him in his music Bands, not even a Duo where it's just him and one other Person like Hall And Oates. 

Cake Cream Members were wondering if Axl would soon go into the era he snapped in 1991. They wondered if they should get him a Therapist.

"Axl, are you feeling okay? Jimmy asked him, concerned.

"I'm fine. Just feeling pissed at St. Louis," Axl responded.

"Billy said,"You know in 2022, there's a lot of People you can talk to if you feel like you need any help. There's a lot more help available in 2022 than in 1987 and 1991.

Axl said,"Are you calling me crazy?" He felt offended and insulted.

Cake Cream Members looked at each other nervously.

Andy said,"We're trying to prevent you from snapping like your future self did in 1991. You're showing signs of acting like your near future selves."

Axl remembered at the store that the Employee mentioned Axl went crazy in 1991. He told Cake Cream Members this.

They confirmed what he said. They all including Axl agreed that Axl needed a Therapist in order to prevent snapping.

The next day, they took him to a Therapist and Axl opened up about feeling lost, stressed, and overwhelmed and not quite feeling like he belonged. The Therapist listened to him intently and communicated back. Axl felt better after his session and grateful he had Cake Cream Members looking out for him.

After the Session, Cake Cream Members and Axl went to Burger King. After eating, they were walking down the street when a Paparazzi Person followed Axl and said,"Hey Axl Rose!" And snapped pictures of Axl without his permission. Please stop following me and taking pictures of me," Axl said politely. "I'm not Axl Rose. My name is Michael Randall Johnson."  Cake Cream Members stood up for Axl saying,"Please leave Michael alone. He's not Axl Rose."

The Paparazzi Person continued to snap pictures of Axl and follow him . Cake Cream said,"Stop bothering Michael. He's politely asked you to stop." The Paparazzi Person continued to follow Axl and snap pictures of him without his permission.  Axl fed up said,"If you don't stop taking pictures of me and following me, I'm going to punch you in your fucing face and break that fucing camera!" The Paparazzi Person continued to snap pictures of Axl and follow him. Axl fed up, yelled, "Fuc you!" And punched the Paparazzi Person in his face and broke his camera. The Paparazzi person was stunned and left with his broken camera. Axl was satisfied his pictures wouldn't be published if the camera was broken.

"God, that felt good," Axl said with a smug smirk. "That'll teach him to not harass, stalk, and snap pictures of me without my permission."

Cake Cream Members were concerned that someone else could have taken pictures of what just happened.

Jimmy said,"I think you just signed your own arrest Warrant, Axl," he said nervously.

Axl said smugly,"The camera's broken. No way will this guy publish my pictures. It was just us and that Creep. No way am I getting arrested. "

Billy said,"But this happened on a public street. Anyone driving by could take pictures. That Creep could press charges.

Axl wondered if Billy had a valid point. Cake Cream and Axl went to Billy's house and checked YouTube. Sure enough, it was filmed and already going viral on YouTube.

SHAIT! Axl cried emotionally. Cake Cream Members tried to soothe Axl's mind by pointing out that the guy was harassing and stalking Axl and snapping pictures of him without his permission. They pointed out Axl was acting in self defense when he punched the Paparazzi Person and broke his camera and the Paparazzi Person had it coming.

A Guns N'Roses Fan did an Axl Rose Picture Complication video, and Axl seriously had like 40 different faces! 🤣

48 minutes ago, Tom-Ass said:

He never recovered from whatever he was doing. It still looks something is off

Axl in 2022 looks like a normal middle aged man. 😉😏 There are plenty of Singers and Musicians around his age who look REALLY bad, a prime example is Stephen Pearcy from Ratt who  looks horrible these days compared to Ratt Heyday... At least when you look at 2022 Axl, you can see he still has some of the youthful Axl in him compared to Stephen who looks horrible nowadays. 

2 hours ago, Stay.Of.Execution said:

Serious question: do you think anyone reads or cares about these? What's your point in posting that kind of stuff?

It's just an Axl Rose Fan Fiction I wrote for fun. I was told My GNR Forum would be better suited for my Axl Rose Fan Fiction when I started this story on another Guns N'Roses Fan Website. 

I'm not a Troll Account. I  am on the spectrum. 😏

On YouTube, many Guns N'Roses Fans also  expressed their doubts that this is Axl. There are posts that say stuff like,"This guy here is blushing and shy. Axl is aggressive and cocky. " Axl wouldn't be out in public wearing a simple white Tshirts.  "This is a crappy Axl Rose Imposter." Axl's style is wild Rock N Roll Rockstar, not average Joe Schmo on the street. He'd never be dressed in public so normally!" "Axl would have punched that News Reporter in the face for invading his personal space. This guy doesn't even ask the News Reporter to back up and just lets him invade his personal space. Do you really think Axl would allow a News Reporter to invade his personal space like this?"

Other fans say they do think this is him, stating stuff like," The guy in the video has the Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo. It's Axl." "This is Axl with no makeup and no bandana." "Do you really think Axl would allow some random guy to Impersonate him on a News Interview? It's Axl. "

Axl felt guilty over storming away from Cake Cream like that. His stomach turned uncontrollably. "They made a mistake. They didn't mean to hurt you," his conscience tortured him.

He ate and went to bed, tossing and turning in his sleep. He woke up feeling like shait over storming off like that. He got ready for the day. He found himself wondering and worrying about what Cake Cream was doing now. He reluctantly called Billy.

Billy coldly told him,"I really don't want to speak to you."

Please? Axl begged him. "I'm really sorry about storming off on you guys yesterday."

Billy softened. "You promise you're sorry?" He asked him tentatively.

Axl said,"Yes, I promise I really am sorry about storming off on you guys yesterday."

Billy said," Okay, apology accepted. I'll talk to the other Cake Cream Members."

Axl smiled and said,"Thank you!" He felt relieved. Billy welcomed him.

Later, Billy called him and told him they wanted him to come over and they could talk this over face to face.

Axl got ready and went to Billy's house where all of them were waiting for him. Axl told them he was sorry about what he did yesterday. Axl put his finger in his ear nervously and then took out his finger and looked at it.

"Uh, Axl, why did you stick your finger in your ear and then take it out and look at it?" Jimmy asked.

Axl responded,"I'm feeling nervous."

Jimmy and Cake Cream looked at each other nervously themselves.

Finally, Jimmy spoke. "Uh, Axl, you are from 1987 and you didn't start putting your finger in your ear and then taking it out and looking at it out of nervousness until 1989. The other Cake Cream Members confirmed this.

Axl was like,"Oh well. Do you guys forgive me?" Cake Cream said they forgave him.

They watched TV, and St. Louis was mentioned in a show they were watching.

"Fuc St. Louis!" St. Louis fucing SUCKS!" Axl said angrily.

Cake Cream looked at each other nervously again. Axl hadn't had any problems with St. Louis until 1991 when the Riverport Concert Riot happened.

Billy said,"Uh, Axl, you were mad at St. Louis in 1991 because of the Riverport Concert Riot. You are from 1987. Technically, you shouldn't be mad at St. Louis." Cake Cream Members confirmed this.

Cake Cream Members were wondering why 1987 Axl was acting like his near future selves.

16 minutes ago, Sweersa said:

I think he said or meant "The Lakers are the given." As in, the Lakers expected to win, and him rooting for the underdogs is to extend the season. I don't understands sports but that was my understanding of the conversation. 

Thanks! 😀

Can anyone tell me what Axl says when he says something like"The Lakers are like to get/give?" This man is hard to understand sometimes when he uses his high pitched wailing scream and sometimes even when he is speaking in a lower and deeper voice like the one he uses here. 😏

"Please don't tell anyone that I'm really Axl Rose" Axl pleaded. Cake Cream Members looked at each other guiltily.

Axl caught this and asked,"Who else saw my Tattoo and ID? Axl asked, mildly panicked.

Jimmy guiltily replied,"Cake Fans saw your Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo."

"Holy shait!" Axl exclaimed, scared. Then he calmed down and asked,"Did anyone take pictures of my Tattoo?"

Cake Cream Members shook their heads. "Billy said,"We didn't see any of them take pictures" .

Axl breathed a sigh of relief. "If no one took any pictures, I really have nothing to worry about, Axl said. Cake Cream smiled.

Axl fully relaxed, confident that his secret was safe. But then, a little while later, Andy said,"Uh oh," to the rest of Cake Cream. Cake Cream . He showed his Bandmates the viral video on YouTube a Cake Cream Fan had taken of Axl's Tattoo while he slept. Axl was eating a ham and cheese sandwich in the kitchen, oblivious to the Viral Video(He wasn't even watching YouTube. )

Cake Cream knew eventually that Axl would see the Axl Rose Tattoo viral video, but they wanted to keep him from finding out about this viral video for as long as possible. They partly blamed themselves for exposing his Tattoo in the first place in a party full of Cake Fans while he slept. They all felt guilt for that. They all knew deep down they could have just checked his Tattoo while he slept after the Fans had left. And asked him if he was really Axl Rose in private.

Axl finished eating his ham and cheese sandwich and went to the living room where Cake Cream was watching a video on YouTube.

"What are you guys watching?" Axl asked curiously. Cake Cream Members all jumped.

"Axl!" Andy said in uncomfortable shock! We thought you were in the kitchen eating your ham and cheese sandwich.

"I'm finished," Axl said.

Cake Cream giggled uncomfortably. Axl felt something was going on. "Guys, what's going on?" Axl asked them.

Billy very suspiciously turned off YouTube and asked Axl if he wanted to go to sleep.

Axl wryly said,"The last time I fell asleep in this house, you guys exposed my Tattoo to a bunch of random Fans." Axl quipped passive aggressively.

Axl, we just wanted to see why you always wear long sleeved shirts even in the hot April. We didn't know a Fan would take a video of your Tattoo and upload it to YouTube, Billy said impulsively.

Axl caught on to the "Fan took video of your Tattoo and uploaded it to YouTube," as the other Cake Cream Members lightly hit Billy in the arm for saying that to Axl.

"A Fan took a video of my Tattoo?" Axl resppnded, mildly panicked.

"Cake Cream lowered their eyes and admitted that Axl's Tattoo video went viral on YouTube.

Axl asked,"What does viral on YouTube mean?" In 1987, Viral means a contagious virus that spreads around quickly. But I don't know what it means in 2022. "

Mike responded,"Viral on YouTube means that it's been viewed MANY times.

"NO!" Axl exclaimed, panic rumbling through his stomach. A bunch of People would now know his secret!

"We're sorry, Axl, " Cake Cream Members told him.

You guys are sorry? Axl responded with biting disdain. "I could be kidnapped or get murdered as a result of a bunch of People now knowing that I ended up in 2022 as a result of this." Axl sneered angrily. "But thank you guys for saying you're sorry," Axl bitterly quipped.

Jimmy said,"You could have just told us upfront that you were Axl. We wouldn't have had to expose you in front of a bunch of Fans if you'd just told us the truth from the get go. We would have kept your secret. We wouldn't have told anyone else you were Axl." Jimmy felt guilty about what they'd done to Axl, but tried deflecting the blame to Axl. Cake Cream all backed up what Jimmy said.

"Axl responded angrily,"Fine, find yourselves a new Manager!" And left angrily. He went back to his Hotel Room, feeling both mad and guilty at the same time.

Axl decided to go to Claven Records and promote Cake Cream. He showed the opening they did for Guns N'Roses latest show and Claven Record Executives were impressed. They told Axl to have them cut a Demo. Axl was excited and called Cake Cream and told them the good news. All of Cake Cream was excited as Claven Records is a huge Record Label in 2022. They agreed to meet up with Axl to cut the Demo the next day.

The next day, Axl told them he believed that they were 2022's Guns N'Roses and that he believed in them.

Axl had them play into a Cassette tape. Axl and they all went to Claven Records and turned in the Demo. Claven Records Execs were awed by the Demo and Cake Cream and Axl were excited. Claven Records told them they had a lot of real potential.

Claven Records told Cake Cream and Axl that they wanted to buy the Demo for $100,000 and   Axl and Cake Cream were excited paperwork and contracts were read, understood, and signed and they sold the Demo. The next day, the Demo was unbeknownst put on ITUNES for sale by Claven Records and it hit number 1 on the Billboard 100.

Axl and Cake Cream were excited. The Demo was a huge hit! Fans loved it!

A couple of days later, Cake Cream and Axl threw a huge "We made it!" Party, filled with lots of Cake Cream Fans. The Party was filled with a lot of fun, alcoholic drinks, and food and music. Axl was very tired after a couple of hours and fell asleep. While he slept, Cake Cream Fans mentioned how weird it was that Michael always wore long sleeved shirts even in the very hot April.

Cake Cream acknowledged that this was weird, and Jimmy rolled back Axl's left sleeve and found nothing unusual. He said,"Michael doesn't have anything unusual on his left arm. " He then rolled Axl's right sleeve up and gasped as he saw the Appetite For Destruction Cross Forearm Tattoo, the same Tattoo Axl Rose had.

Jimmy said to his Bandmates, check out Michael's Cross Tattoo. It's the same one Axl Rose has. In the same spot." Cake Cream stared at Axl's Tattoo in complete shock. Was Michael really Axl Rose? The Cake Cream Fans also saw Axl's Tattoo. And all gasped. That's Axl Rose! A lot of Fans gasped in shock.

Billy played Devil's Advocate and said,"Michael can't be Axl Rose. Michael is about 25 and Axl  is 60. Besides, Michael and Axl showed up on stage together side by side. If Michael really is Axl, the older Axl would have disappeared.  There's no way two Axls would have shown up on stage at Guns N'Roses latest Concert. Sure, Michael has the same exact Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo that Axl has in the same exact spot, but Michael is a huge Guns N'Roses Fan. And besides, Axl's Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo is ALL of Guns N'Roses, not just Axl. It even says ,"Guns N'Roses." He could have easily just gotten a replica of Axl's Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo on his right forearm to show how big of a Fan he is of Guns N'Roses. Also, young Axl has red hair. Michael's hair is Black. I can't see Axl dying his signature and beloved red hair Black."

Jimmy said, "Hmm. Billy, you have a valid point that it be impossible for someone to stand next to themselves. And Michael could have gotten a replica of Axl's Cross Tattoo. Axl could have dyed his red hair Black if he wanted to disguise himself. But let's check Michael's wallet to be sure. If Michael really is Axl, he'd have something like an ID that has Axl's personal information on it." Billy agreed that Jimmy made perfect sense. All of Cream agreed.

Cake Cream searched Axl's wallet. They saw Michael Randall Johnson born in 1997. Billy said, "See. Michael isn't Axl. He's really Michael like he says he is." Mike pointed out that there was another ID. Cream saw Axl's REAL ID, the one that said," W. Axl Rose, Birthdate February 1962, expiration date February 1989 with his face on it. With his signature and beloved red hair. Axl for some reason carried around his REAL ID and his fake ID too. "Holy shait!" Billy said in shock. "Michael really is Axl Rose! " 

They couldn't believe their Manager was really Axl Rose. No wonder Axl was so flawlessly able to cover for Older Axl at the latest Guns N'Roses show.

Cake Cream was so shocked, they left Axl's sleeve up, too in shock to roll it back down. They left Axl alone sleeping. Axl woke up a little later and immediately saw his sleeve was rolled up and his Cross Tattoo was clearly visible! "No!" Axl thought panicked, sitting up as suddenly as he did in his November Rain video. Axl had a feeling he had been exposed.

He quickly pulled down his sleeve and went back to the party. The Cake Cream Fans had left and it was just Cake Cream and Axl left. Cake Cream was looking at him intently. Axl blushed, uncomfortably.

Jimmy said,"Michael, it's kind of hot. Sure you don't want to change into a short sleeve shirt? You must be dying of the heat in that long sleeved shirt. You can change into my short sleeved shirt. "

Axl instinctively put his hand over his forearm and said,"No, I'm good."

Got anything to hide, Axl?" Billy, the Drummer asked him pointedly. "My name is Michael, " Axl lied, sweating.

Andy, the Keyboard Player asked,"Billy's right. Why do you keep wearing long sleeved shirts in April? It's 80 degrees!

My name is Michael, Axl lied, sweating. "I enjoy wearing long sleeved shirts as a Fashion choice."

James, the Guitarist said," You sounded flawless when you covered for Axl at the Guns N'Roses Show. You sounded like his younger self."

Axl said,"I'm not Axl Rose."

Mike said,"Come on, we saw your Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo. Only Axl has the Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo."

Axl said,"I'm not Axl Rose. If I were Axl Rose, I wouldn't have shown up on stage WITH Axl at the Guns N'Roses Show. We stood side by side. I'm just a huge fan of Guns N'Roses, and that includes Axl Rose. I  thought Axl's Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo looked cool, so I got a replica of it. I went to the Tattoo Studio and told the Tattoo Artist,"I want the same Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo that Axl Rose has and I want it on my right forearm like he has and they gave it to me. That's all it is. A replica of Axl's Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo."  Axl looked nervous.

Jimmy said,"So, you also thought Axl's ID looked so cool, you ended up getting a replica of Axl's ID too?" Jimmy knowingly questioned with a knowing smirk. Axl looked at the ground, with a caught look on his face and body language. Jimmy said,"We saw your Axl Rose ID. We know that you're Axl Rose. Just admit it. We're your Fans, Axl. We love you." Cake Cream all confirmed this
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The "We're your Fans, we love you," is what really caused Axl to let his guard down. He admitted,"Yes, I'm Axl Rose," Axl said, reluctantly.

Cake Cream smiled and admitted they were happy he was there. Axl smiled and felt a huge sense of relief. He felt a huge weight had been lifted off of his shoulders.

Cake Cream wondered how Axl ended up in 2022 when he lived in 1987, and Axl admitted he had no idea how he ended up in 2022. Cake Cream smiled and once again mentioned how happy they were that he was there.

Just realized the video I posted is now completely gone.... 🤔

Edit. Video is now back.😀

17 hours ago, Free Bird said:

Wait, you don't know?

He traveled in time so this is his younger self.

Thought you knew the story...

 

 

🤣 I love that reference to my Young Axl Rose showing up in 2022 story! 😀😉😏 But when my Fictional Axl Rose time traveled, he looked JUST like himself, not like a slightly different Axl Rose Impersonator....😉😏😀🤣