Jabberwocky

Something's Gone Wrong With This Teleportation Machine

I'll play the radio on southern stations cause southern belles are hell at night

A reaper grim sent saracens who cannot see the writing on the walls

I went to Toronto, I went to Atlanta

I used to drink Pepsi, but now I like Fanta.

I ain't workin for the man, I'm an Allosaurus , baby.

I pull up the Gran Turino
and play some music for the holy ghost

It's hard out here for a pimp

You can't do observational humor if the only thing you're willing to observe is your own feelings

Failure. Just a goddamn failure

Not To Self: Change The Bong Water

The Future Is So Old

Diaper butt is a real thing

We were too young to be calculated so fiasco was the order of the day - Johnny Rotten

My puppy died late last fall; he's still rotting in the hall. Dead puppies aren't much fun.

The blues you gave me have now turn to red

The planets have turned to bombs and space and time are erased

Telling a ugly guy to be confident is like pouring syrup on shit and calling it pancakes

It's a doggone shame my love for you makes all your lies seem true

Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?

Belle Delphine is just throwing the baby out with the bathwater

If you've got half a heart
Then sell me half of that

You can't even go chocolate chip

lOoKS dOn'T mAtTeR IT's aBoUt pErSoNaLiTy