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Jabberwocky

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Status Updates posted by Jabberwocky

  1. You can lead a horse and you can't get the mothafucka to sucking the hind tit either

  2. Ride with me, I ride for y'all
    Slide for me, I slide for y'all

  3. Think I'ma show my respеct (Uh-huh)
    Funeral, pull up with flowers and gat

  4. Big Baby got caught at da bus. Five in the face, Three mo’ to da gut

  5. The oops don't want beef because they on a diet

  6. Popped a pill before I did a drill and now I'm Super Saiyan

  7. Double r in this bitch with an FNM when I come 'round the corner

     

  8. I fell in love with a lit bitch. I fell in love with a Crip bitch

  9. I told Bae to get 22 inches of weave tonight cause I wanna fuck a Rapunzel 

  10. Taking prescription's a hell of a feeling. As for the xanny, I never forget it

  11. Happy Loving Day!!!

  12. I smoke a blunt to take the pain out and if I wasn't high, I'd probably try to blow my brains out

  13. I'd be more scared to hear "click clack" than "cough cough" in all of my life.

  14. Never let cannibalism get in the way of a good party

  15. I know that there are drugs at this party. I'm on them.

  16. I gotta big weed stash, pocket full of cash. Just seen a big ol ass. Oooh! Ooooh!

  17. The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill

  18. I've seen your mum with her knees pinned back
    You'll pay everything to hear that sound

  19. You can't do observational humor if the only thing you're willing to observe is your own feelings

  20. and starring Sharon Tate as "The Lasagna"

  21. They're eating her...and then they're gonna eat me...OH MY GODDDDDD!!!

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