Jackie Moon

don't do this to me?

11 minutes ago, Graeme said:

Bit grainy, bro... Could maybe do with being a bit more high-def. Cute cat though.

I didn't think high def was warranted. But I didn't ask Roscoe, because to be honest, I'm kind of terrified of him. As you can see, he lives by his own code.

I call that photo "the tolerance"

Online dating app, girl's profile said '"If you have a selfie with your cat, don't message me"

So i sent the bitch this;

21 hours ago, arnold layne said:

I am unemployed again so I dig in refrigerators. Those Budlight Rita things can get you somewhat dickered if you drink them fast. 

times are tough, you need to butt guzzle.

You're not cheap, you're frugal

Hey Jackie, how do you feel about immigration? Canada has allowed a decent number of Syrians in, what are your thoughts?

So glad you asked, thing i typed.

My feelings - The majority of Muslims are like the majority of Christians - not the type to go to an abortion clinic and murder a health practitioner - but hey, some Christians do it. So lets just say the majority of Muslims just want to pray to their god, and live along side everyone else. All good.

Concern 1 would be - we will allow terrorists to come in. I think step 1 is to allow only families, not just single men, but that's clearly obvious, just as obvious as the ability of terrorists to get families to come along with them.

I think this is the deciding factor - We need to align ourselves with the non-crazy Muslims who think these ISIS dickfucks are insane, and we need to show we are there for them. Because even if we assume the worst, some terrorists will get in, and we have an attack, or a few, its not the crisis scenario. I think building relations with the reasonable muslims outweighs the fear to keep them out. I think a time will come when we will need support of the moderates, and shutting our doors is not a good policy.

We (by we, i mean white people, but I really mean the Americans) created ISIS with the Irag / Afghanistan campaigns. We need to understand fucking with people and then saying 'ttylol' will not work out long term. My fear is they somehow get a hold of the Pakistani nuclear arsenal and send us all to the 72 virgins, or whatever. The good thing about the Russians - they didn't welcome death. I mean, life is clearly cheap in Russian, but they're not viewing it as preferable to actual life.

I'm not overly worried about terrorist infiltration - my actual concern is this - assimilation - the Cologne, Germany incidents (assaults on women) make it clear, there is a cultural divide here. These dudes are coming into the modern world, and they think they can molest b-words like it aint no thing.

The concern isn't so much them - I mean, I don't support that, but they're coming from a fucked up world, it's how they lived. You cant exactly blame them for that.

Here is who you blame - the bleeding heart liberal d-bags who suggest we allow them to keep their entire cultural identity. We, Canada, are a multi-cultural nation, and there is a lot of benefit to that. But you need to draw the line somewhere. Respect women or GTFO. The women can wear the head to toe black ghost costume, or whatever, thats cool, if they choose to do so. Just, do it within the paradigm of being a Canadian

hm, I wonder how the Prime Minister of Canada feels about the terrorist attacks. I really hope he doesn't support them. I could really use a statement as to his feelings on this matter.

"I strongly condemn today's deplorable terrorist attacks in Brussels. My thoughts are with the victims as we stand with Belgium & the EU." @JustinTrudeau

OH GOOD! NOW WE KNOW!

What a waste of internet, electricity, omfg.

I mean, as I know he has to say something. But those people [politicians, not french people, im not a racist #notaracist] all lead with 'I strongly condemn' Thanks for clearing that up, Justin.

When I'm PM, I'll just tweet "assholes. xoxo belgium". Because I'm a man of the people. And not a robot. That "I condemn" thing makes me think you're not a person. You're auto-tuned.

Also, I have better hair.

Also, how does it feel to be 2nd most fabulous Canadian named Justin, Trudeau?

Sorry. On topic - XOXO Belgium.

NOW LET ME CHANGE MY DISPLAY PICTURE TO DISPLAY HOW MUCH I CARE ABOUT BELGIUM!

This may not be appropriate to share - its not relevant to the ISIS assholes, but entirely relevant to social media activists, how is Kony 2012 coming? Did you stop him, moms?

13 hours ago, username said:

Horrible little arrogant man who's opinions are often so ridiculous they can only be bought. I have no opinion on the Crown Rye, but I wouldn't even wipe my ass with Murray's books. 

I don't know who that guy is. I just took that from the crown royal website.

If you're actually interested, maybe google Crown Royal Northern Harvest and click the second link.

Or just come over for a drink! And a complimentary rape kit.

c'mon everybody we got quiltin' to do

Not usually a big drinker, but this Canadian whiskey is so good, it's borderline ruined my life, it's so fucking good;

Crown Royal Northern Harvest Rye is the 2016 World Whiskey of the Year

Renowned whisky writer Jim Murray today announced Crown Royal Northern Harvest Rye as the 2016 World Whisky of the Year, marking the first time a Canadian Whisky has received the honor. The recognition comes at a time when both the Canadian and Rye whisky categories continue to gain popularity amongst whisky aficionados and consumers alike.

“Crown Royal Northern Harvest pops up out of nowhere and changes the game,” said Murray of the whisky, which he awarded a record-tying 97.5 out of 100 points. “It certainly puts the rye into Canadian Rye. To say this is a masterpiece is barely doing it justice.”

Crown Royal Northern Harvest Rye was first released in the U.S. in early 2015. The variant showcases the distinctly Canadian rye whiskey featured in the traditional Crown Royal Deluxe Blend that consumers have grown to love throughout the last 75-plus years. The latest variant to be introduced by Crown Royal, Northern Harvest Rye (90 proof, 45% ABV) is the brand’s first ever blended, 90% rye whisky and embodies a smooth and spicy flavor profile that can be mixed into traditional rye cocktails or enjoyed neat or on the rocks.

“Crown Royal Northern Harvest Rye showcases the rye whisky that has been such an integral component of the Crown Royal Deluxe blend since 1939. This is a testament to the unbelievable blending and distilling that’s been taking place in Gimli for over 75 years,” said Yvonne Briese, Vice President of Crown Royal. “We are thrilled that Crown Royal Northern Harvest Rye has been named World Whisky of the Year!”

The recognition comes on the heels of the launch of Crown Royal’s new campaign titled “The One Made for a King.” The creative, which will run across TV, print, out of home, digital and social, was developed to share the 75-year-old brand’s royal origin story and liquid credentials with consumers. To view the TV spots, please visit the Crown Royal YouTube channel.

In addition to being named 2016 World Whisky of the Year, Crown Royal Northern Harvest Rye received a double gold medal at this year’s San Francisco World Spirits Competition. Crown Royal Northern Harvest Rye is part of Crown Royal’s vast portfolio of variants for whisky lovers to enjoy, including Crown Royal Regal Apple, the #1 innovation launch across U.S. Spirits over the past 12 month period, according to Nielsen and NABCA (Source: Nielsen xAOC 52 weeks through 10/10/15, NABCA 52wk ending 9/30/15), and Crown Royal Hand Selected Barrel, a double gold recipient and winner of “Best Canadian Whisky” in the 2015 San Francisco World Spirits Competition.

Diageo is proud to add this incredible honor to its Hall of Fame of award-winning whiskeys globally. This year alone, Diageo has earned more than 300 awards across the World’s Best ranks for its Canadian, Scotch and American whiskeys. Today at Diageo we are celebrating!

While raising a glass of Northern Harvest Rye in honor of this award, Crown Royal reminds consumers and whisky aficionados to please drink responsibly.

About Crown Royal

Crown Royal Canadian whisky is the number one selling Canadian whisky brand in the US by value and has a tradition as long and distinctive as its taste. Specially blended to commemorate a grand tour of Canada made by King George VI and Queen Elizabeth of Great Britain in 1939, Crown Royal Canadian whisky’s smooth, elegant style reflects its aristocratic origins and is considered the epitome of Canadian whisky. For more information visit www.crownroyal.com. Crown Royal encourages all consumers to please enjoy responsibly.

she should do porn, major win for the 50's

I have an L shaped couch..

Well, i mean, its a lowercase L, but still an L!

You're fucking welcome.

On 3/12/2016 at 10:23 PM, Redhead74 said:

Walking on train tracks is illegal (at least where I come from) and extremely dangerous. You should definitely be watching where you're going. ?

should also rethink that crucifix. What are we doing here, sayin' our prayers? eating our vitamins?

that wouldn't be overly outrageous.

I have no issue with the burning of corpses, that is common.

It was that whole 'gassing folks' thing that was entirely distasteful.

Borrowing language from Barry.

(Obama)

But lets not focus on the negative, lets think of all the great things Auschwitz gave us, like the worlds largest mound of shoes! That is in the Guinness book, right?

close. 40% more racist. 10% less sexist. 15% more homophobic.

i liek sports, go sports!

On 3/3/2016 at 0:20 AM, The Real McCoy said:

didn't know Dennis Leary is a) a member b) gay now

what are couples i would like to see screwing, Alex. 

yeah, what about that PM you sent me? It started out fine, but then it got incredibly racist. Then it got sexist. Then homophobic. Then it got racist again, then back to sexist.

Upon review, no apology necessary.

i reluctantly accept.

5 hours ago, spliff said:

this type of shit is necessary unless you want to get paid 20/20 like diaz was before this fight.

look at mayweather..  no one other than hardcore boxing fans gave a fuck about mayweather when he was "pretty boy floyd" even though he was a more exciting fighter than "money mayweather"

 

I don't blame anybody for taking pleasure in the failure of McGregor, Rousey, or Jones.

But c'mon, that shirt thing is fucking funny.

Nate Diaz, not surprised, motherfuckers!

Actually entirely surprised, holy shit. What a spectacular night.

Can we please stop saying Conor McGregor "went up two weightclasses"

He is using that excuse, and mainstream media is parroting it.

No, he went up 1 weight class, and fought a 155'er, agreeing to fight at 170 lbs, their natural weight, so they just didnt cut weight.

fighting Nate Diaz at 170 is not the same as fighting Robbie Lawler, Carlos Condit, Johny Hendricks, etc. etc. So this "went up 2 weight classes" thing needs to fucking stop. He lost to a 155'er, a relatively mediocre one at that.

This is what Conor should do - return 3/4 of his cars, go back to 145, beat Aldo in the rematch, cash the cheque. Then prepare for Frankie to eat and bury his soul.

As for Meisha and Holly Holm - Ronda was just too aggressive, Meisha was far more patient. Like Connor expecting everyone to fall when hit with the left hand, Ronda was used to bullying her way through fights, so she just charged. And charged with 1 threat - clinch take down. Meishia was patient, and mixed up her approach, clinch & changing levels to shoot. I knew she had the tools to beat Holly, but didn't think she would put it together. She nearly did not, but holy hell, when she did, what a moment.

For sure didn't think Nate would survive 7 minutes with Conor - his key to victory, surviving the first 1.5 rounds. But he did it. Like a gangster.

All is not lost for Conor. But Frankie or RDA would ruin Conors life.

On 2/29/2016 at 9:17 PM, moreblack said:

First of all, moreblack! Nice to see you, my person *thumbs up*

Second:

lol, but disagree.

MB got FUCKING SMOKED. legit. But he was not out cold. If he was out cold, yes, its all over. But he was still conscious "saved by the bell". That was not a knock out. It was a devastating shot. At the very end of the round. 1-2 more shots would have for sure ended it, ut given the timing, not a stoppage.

It was pretty clear, Anderson could have ended that shit at almost any point. But he played the Anderson game. And finally lost.

I say finally, because this was different from Weidman. Anderson was never beating Weidman. Ever. So any suggestion of 'well he lost fight 1 because he was clowning, and lost fight 2 because he broke his leg' is LOLtown.

This is a fight he should have won. But he didn't. Bisping went to fight, and despite his face, he legitimately won the fight, based on scoring. Perhaps you call it a draw, giving Anderson a 10-8 in the flying knee round, but no way MB outright lost the fight.

His trouble is - he is on another level, with certain guys (not named Weidman or Rockhold). Look at his Stephan Bonner fight - SB had no business in that octagon. AS ended it quickly, maybe because it was Brazil. He should have done that with MB.

AS likes to plays the game, did it with Maia, Leites, etc. it finally burned him.

6 hours ago, Len B'stard said:

I'd recreate some of mine for you but Jimmy Savilles dead now.

dark.

14 hours ago, Len B'stard said:

Now, lets get down to brass tacks...how much can you squat Jackie?

10, maybe 12 inches.

I may have misunderstood the question.

DVD's are still a thing?

don't invest in the stock market, considering you're existing in early 2008

lol SLAM DUNK [/sarcasm]

this isn't lol funny, but i feel its entirely accurate, and worth sharing