Jackie Moon

oh god, i would rather the girl hate mma than love it, that's way worse. 

The ideal reaction is reluctant tolerance, perfect *thumbsup*

the MMA / UFC talk is much worse.

GNR has a certain amount of respect, if for nothing else, for being colourful.

And you can always counterbalance that by mentioning the black keys, or something.

It takes time to make a case for MMA.

I love the idea, but i worry about living in a northern climate, with snow, salt on the roads, de-icer, etc. What will that do to the sensors? I mean, i'm sure it will be fine 99% of the time. But it only takes 1% to end up making this entire autopilot thing net- not worth it.

I think it's great in theory. Like camping. When you end up shitting behind a tree, fighting off ants, it's less appealing.

On 2/9/2016 at 6:34 PM, Jackie Moon said:

I'm assuming it's just because their 12 year olds are the only people capable of understanding world economic math *shrugs*

lol jk..... they're not people.

I'm assuming it's just because their 12 year olds are the only people capable of understanding world economic math *shrugs*

i think i semi remember you.

Or i would like to think i do.

How was the doc?

migrants are stealing "our" jobs.

We need them. Badly.

1 minute ago, Kasanova King said:

1 minute ago, Kasanova King said:

So Jesus is a prophet of God.

 

So Muslims believe in  God,  as Christians do.

 

So Jesus is a prophet of God.

 

So Muslims believe in the same God as Christians.

 

i am in no position to declare myself correct in this argument.

but i am 1000% correct in declaring you blatantly incorrect.

and that mathematically impossible!

What a sad, hopeless thread this is. We [humanity in general] are all going to die, and this thread is at least 1% responsible.

eat one granny smith apple a day.

Drink water, tea and coffee only.

Oh, and whiskey. Obviously. What a waste of typing. Goes without saying. Of course of course, horsey horse.

shut up.

pedophile is leading a 10 year old boy deep into the dark, misty woods

boy - "gee, it sure is scary out here, mister!"

pedophile - "you think you're scared!? I have to walk back alone!!"

*slamdunk*

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new day sucks

 - no we dont

new day sucks

 - no we dont

new day sucks

 - we really dont

You know how sometimes something so simple just impresses you to no end? That interplay between the RAW crowd and Big E entirely derailed my week. I was so impressed.

It's very obvious all of those guys are very smart. Quick, witty and sharp. And trolllllllllllllLOLOLOL.

i believe in the universe.

Making definitive statements is grasping at straws we cannot possibly reach. That's it.

if anyone is wondering [i know you aren't], i currently weigh 163 lbs so Johnny Utah can get entirely and utterly fucked.

So... is this a mygnr version of a nostalgia thread?

Needs more oldies!

oh hay.

there is next to no hope in those communities, they are stuck in no mans land.

Not quite traditional [aboriginal] living, not quite modern living.

Not trying to be funny/controversial here, but I'm not surprised they're huffing gas, killing themselves.

It's fucking dark up there, literally and figuratively.

I don't judge that kid. There is no judgement here. Only sadness.

this thread may be the greatest accomplishment in the life of inthisriver.

I sincerely hope i am wrong about that, and i hope someone proves me wrong. Please, forward me a degree, diploma, or pay stub. It would be appreciated.

On topic, scrambled eggs, shredded ham, and jalapeno mix cheese.

I'm living in a hotel room, i'm working with what i got. Lay off.

"we need to end racism!"

No, we need to learn to live with and understand racism, because racism is not going anywhere.

Recognizing cultural differences does not make you a terrible person.

Don't be a bigot.

IMO, it would be similar to saying "we need to end pedophilia!"

It's a inconvenient truth - these things are part of whatever humanity is - it won't go away, we need to manage. Virtual reality and fleshlights to the rescue!

On a semi related note, some days i wake up and say "it's a good day not to be attracted to kids!" because honestly, that must be such a crazy burden. I don't think very many people who are sexually attracted to children are super pumped about their innate desires. It is not a jackpot scenario.

originally heard on the Norm MacDonald podcast, cole's notes;

A child is playing in a dumpster, he finds a welders helmet, puts it on.

A pedophile happens to be walking by, sees the child. Approaches.

Pedophile - "hi there... you're cute... do you want to hold my hand?"

Child "....no?"

Pedophile - "well...do you want to kiss me?"

Child "....no?"

Pedophile - ""well...do you want to touch my penis?"

Child - ".....!!!?!??! No!?!? What? OH! I GET IT! NO, you don't understand! I'm not a welder! I'm just a kid!!!"

gay welder joke, 5 stars.

Nov 15, IMO.

I used to be a Dec 1 purist, but i love Christmas, so fuck all yall'. Stretch it out.

FRANK MURRRRRRR!

Did not see that coming.

And Wonderboy? Good lord! This has been the most exciting week in UFC history!

BEST UFC EVER, HOW IS THIS SHIT NOT ON THE FIRST PAGE!?!?!

whiskey

dicks ahoy

exactly this is the type of shit that pisses me off, yet all the energy and resources are placed on the person or situation. people completely ignored the case where a women in florida shot a warning shot into the wall beside her ex husband who threatened to rape and kill her. the guy runs off the women runs off and gets in her car and fleas away from him, she got 60 years in prison for that. after 3 years they commuted her sentence and she got out, but where was the outrage for that women?

you have the homeless guy in new orleans getting the shit kicked out of him by the cops and threatening to arrest people who video taped it. or this case where a bunch of cops beat the shit out of a person that was already handcuffed.

http://www.mygnrforum.com/index.php?/topic/208477-police-kill-unarmed-black-guy-again/page-34#entry3887294I

but #justiceforMikeBrown