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    Do You Think The 3 Current GNR Guitarists Are Capable of Making Unforgettable Guitar Solos?

    in 2013

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    That will rival those from SCoM, Estranged, end of November Rain, etc.?

    They have all the time in the world to make one eh? And with the 3 of them helping eachother, surely they can.

    What are you smokin?

    Slash's solo are all just cheap pentantonic or blues scale solos. OVERRATED!

    Every song on CD has a guitar solo that kicks azz and blows everything Slash has ever done with old-GnR and in his solo projects. What makes the CD solos brilliant is that they don't sound like cheap pentantonic or blues scale solos.

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    What's an epic gothic solo? Is it a guitar solo played with a Les Paul, Marshall, pentatonic scales and a wah pedal by a guy in cheesy rocker hot topic looking clothing?

    Solo's that are still relevant 25 yrs+ after they were recorded......unlike anything by some dude in a jason kockey mask w a KFC bucket on his head that lives in a chicken coop and puts num chucks up his ass

    Relevant says who?

    The alternative rock era pooped all over Slash style solos. Even Slash has adapted to try to make his solos sound like Soundgarden! LOL

    Trying too hard

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    If you were Axl Rose for 24 hours

    in 2013

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    Wake up whilst screaming "Noooooo" Darth Vader style. Run around all alone in my Malibu Mansion in my undersized 80s outfits, pretending it's still 1988. Realize it isn't 1988 and throw a TV from the upper balcony while screaming "Next time, fuckers" at some innocent bystanders. Go inside and tell myself its 2deep4them, cover myself up in a blancet and blast some Linkin' Park out of them big-ass speakers.

    Then eat some Kelloggs Frosties Supreme while picking an enormous booger out of my nose. Crap out a huge turd on my golden toilet. Cover up the bald spot by combing my hair to the side. Put tape in my hair so that it won't fall to the wrong side again. Ask Fernando to put on his Slash wig and rock out / air guitar to some Slash: Made in Stoke. Feel pathetic and demand Fernando to turn it off Clockwork Orange style. Jump out of the window when I realize he can't find the remote. Lay unconsious in my garden for a couple of hours then call Beta to carry my weary ass inside my house again.

    Turn on my computer, read my Madison rant and feel a little better. Leak my own shit to MSL, then tell Twitter that I will sue that motherfucker that leaked shit to "various individuals" in an effort to make my band seem edgy and relevant again. Typ a 10 paragraph reply to a random "lol axel is fat xD" comment on MyGNR, realize it looks miserable and delete the whole thing before posting. Tinker some CD II in my home studio by adding a couple of dolphin noises, realize it sounds like fucking shit and delete the whole CD. Re-enact the Estranged video in my swinning pool by pretending I'm a dolphin. Finally call Beta to prepare my bed and tuck me in. Scream at the ceiling for a couple of hours in typical rockstar angst. Finally cry myself to sleep.

    :rofl-lol:

    I would find Slash's number and call him up. Just imagine Slash's reaction after "Hey, it's Axl."

    I'm not sure how long it'll take a negotiate a deal to release an album, but I would do it as soon as it's humanly possible. I would go right over to Interscope and tell them point blank that I want to release a new album and I'll sign anything to get it out. I would set up interview's and a awards show to perform and promote the new album. I would throw all of Axl's junk food away and buy a shit-load of fruits and vegetables. And a elliptical. I would throw away all my hats, jackets (the thick leather one's) and that cane.

    I would come on here and answer all questions related to new music or a new album.

    Than, when Axl wakes up the next day he'd shit himself because all his food and clothes will be gone. He'll have a schedule for interviews and he'll have Slash's number on his speed-dial.

    Imagine Axl waking up with Slash laying next to him in his bed. No recollection of anything.

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