AdriftatSea

Question - Why are all the able bodied men leaving their war torn countries? There are so very many fleeing, surely enough to form a great army. Why don't they stay there and fight to take it back?  Is this too simple of a question to ask? 

Mummy (not the British or Australian Mom but what we Americans call the dead person wrapped in bandages wandering down the hall of a spooky mansion with no electricity and lots of cobwebs)

I'm just so happy they are getting back together!  Didn't think it would happen. Do you think Slash leaving Perla had anything to do with Axl and Slash being able to make peace? She seemed to fan the fire between them. 

Am I too late to enter? And who won last year?

USA

Most of the time 40 hours a week. Once a quarter a 55 hour week.

Yes on benefits but pay a hefty price for them and they still do not cover all medical / dental / vision bills.

University bills are expensive. Paying approx 20k a year tuition for my daughter's tuition. Doesn't include housing.

Im only messing about man, I'm sure you're fine, you cant build a psychological profile based on an internet forum, you could be the Peter Stringfellow of New Jersey for all i know, just friendly ribbing

(You know im right tho! )

You are right in me being a narcisst. My self diagnosis is mainly a codependent personality disorder, mixed with traits of high functioning autism, NPD (narcissistic personality disorder), borderline personality disorder, OCD and chronic depression, as well as elements of being bi-polar. I've been diagnosed officially with situational depression, PTSD, and social anxiety.

You don't have high functioning autism Miser. That's your borderline personality and manipulative behavior telling the forum and yourself that. And really, you shouldn't do that because that's a disease that people truly suffer from. You say you have this because you think it makes you sound like the smartest person in the room, hence your narcissism. You know that's why you said it.

I'll tell you why you don't have it. People with high functioning autism don't discuss their feelings because they don't recognize them. They don't want to be touched and they don't like other people to touch them. They certainly would never obsess over women or other men. Maybe they would obsess over how many tiles are on the kitchen floor or how many stairs it takes to get from the bottom of the subway to the street, but not over people. For you to tell us you have high functioning autism, you are saying that because you think it makes you sound smart. That's not right. Why would you think it sounds attractive? It isn't an attractive illness. No one thinks you're dumb.

I agree with what Soulie said, you need some help exiting that maze in your brain. That and helping others is the only answer to getting out of your brain that you are all wound up in. You aren't going to find answers to your questions. Stop asking yourself the same questions. Look outside yourself and ask how you can help others. Stop asking how you can help yourself. You keep saying how you helped her. You were only helping her so you could help yourself. I'm sorry to put it that way, but that's the way it was. Straight up, that's what it was, you were helping her, so that you could have her.

Go help someone. Volunteer at a nursing home, an animal shelter; pick up garbage on the side of the street; find an orphanage and be a big brother to some children that don't have a family. Do something, but get out of yourself. That's the way to happiness. When you do that, you may find life will level out for you.

Edit: When I say go help someone, I mean go help someone without an ulterior motive. Go help someone without a desire for anything in return. And don't tell us you helped her out of the goodness of your heart. If that were the case, you wouldn't feel this way now.

Imagine being an orphan and having Miser turn up to be your big brother imparting his wisdom on you. Or in a nursing home on your last legs and he comes to sit at the side of your bed for 3 hours every evening telling you about his day.

OMG you're right. What have I done?

Edit: Stick with the Humane Society and picking up garbage on the side of the road.

Edit 2: That was cruel of me Miser. I was just being a smart ass. I had to sign back on to say this. Go ahead and go to a nursing home. Elderly people that have no one to visit them may really enjoy your company in a "Fried Green Tomato Movie" kind of way. They may really enjoy your visiting them and talking about your life and your relationship issues. That may do you both some good. Probably not such a good idea to volunteer as a big brother though.

Also, get a dog. You can completely control a dog, everything about the dog and the dog will love you completely! The dog will never dump you for someone else. You will be the Kurt Cobain to the dog. I'm being serious here. The dog will love you forever and ever if you take care of it properly. And I think you will find you will like the dog better than any of those girls. The dog will be your true friend. That's what you are looking for isn't it? A friend?

Okay, I know the forum ppl of the page are sick of this. I feel like I've been for the longest. I just had to throw in my thoughts / advice. I know you won't pay any attention to what I've written and now you will write something about facebook and something else about her and pseudo Kurt Cobain... and blah blah blah... and so it begins again. But there. I've said what I've said. Good luck.

If it was done on purpose than the sick fuck chose a great place to kill a bunch of people.

Take that Al Qaeda!

Mozambique is a very civilized country. We do lots of business in Mozambique and Al Qaeda doesn't have a presence there regardless of the sensationalized media. No more so than they have in North America.

Edit: The article reads it was a funeral, not a wedding.

it was kind of both

Now that's funny!!

Where's KK?

If it was done on purpose than the sick fuck chose a great place to kill a bunch of people.

Take that Al Qaeda!

Mozambique is a very civilized country. We do lots of business in Mozambique and Al Qaeda doesn't have a presence there regardless of the sensationalized media. No more so than they have in North America.

Edit: The article reads it was a funeral, not a wedding.

Im only messing about man, I'm sure you're fine, you cant build a psychological profile based on an internet forum, you could be the Peter Stringfellow of New Jersey for all i know, just friendly ribbing

(You know im right tho! )

You are right in me being a narcisst. My self diagnosis is mainly a codependent personality disorder, mixed with traits of high functioning autism, NPD (narcissistic personality disorder), borderline personality disorder, OCD and chronic depression, as well as elements of being bi-polar. I've been diagnosed officially with situational depression, PTSD, and social anxiety.

You don't have high functioning autism Miser. That's your borderline personality and manipulative behavior telling the forum and yourself that. And really, you shouldn't do that because that's a disease that people truly suffer from. You say you have this because you think it makes you sound like the smartest person in the room, hence your narcissism. You know that's why you said it.

I'll tell you why you don't have it. People with high functioning autism don't discuss their feelings because they don't recognize them. They don't want to be touched and they don't like other people to touch them. They certainly would never obsess over women or other men. Maybe they would obsess over how many tiles are on the kitchen floor or how many stairs it takes to get from the bottom of the subway to the street, but not over people. For you to tell us you have high functioning autism, you are saying that because you think it makes you sound smart. That's not right. Why would you think it sounds attractive? It isn't an attractive illness. No one thinks you're dumb.

I agree with what Soulie said, you need some help exiting that maze in your brain. That and helping others is the only answer to getting out of your brain that you are all wound up in. You aren't going to find answers to your questions. Stop asking yourself the same questions. Look outside yourself and ask how you can help others. Stop asking how you can help yourself. You keep saying how you helped her. You were only helping her so you could help yourself. I'm sorry to put it that way, but that's the way it was. Straight up, that's what it was, you were helping her, so that you could have her.

Go help someone. Volunteer at a nursing home, an animal shelter; pick up garbage on the side of the street; find an orphanage and be a big brother to some children that don't have a family. Do something, but get out of yourself. That's the way to happiness. When you do that, you may find life will level out for you.

Edit: When I say go help someone, I mean go help someone without an ulterior motive. Go help someone without a desire for anything in return. And don't tell us you helped her out of the goodness of your heart. If that were the case, you wouldn't feel this way now.

Imagine being an orphan and having Miser turn up to be your big brother imparting his wisdom on you. Or in a nursing home on your last legs and he comes to sit at the side of your bed for 3 hours every evening telling you about his day.

OMG you're right. What have I done?

Edit: Stick with the Humane Society and picking up garbage on the side of the road.

Im only messing about man, I'm sure you're fine, you cant build a psychological profile based on an internet forum, you could be the Peter Stringfellow of New Jersey for all i know, just friendly ribbing

(You know im right tho! )

You are right in me being a narcisst. My self diagnosis is mainly a codependent personality disorder, mixed with traits of high functioning autism, NPD (narcissistic personality disorder), borderline personality disorder, OCD and chronic depression, as well as elements of being bi-polar. I've been diagnosed officially with situational depression, PTSD, and social anxiety.

You don't have high functioning autism Miser. That's your borderline personality and manipulative behavior telling the forum and yourself that. And really, you shouldn't do that because that's a disease that people truly suffer from. You say you have this because you think it makes you sound like the smartest person in the room, hence your narcissism. You know that's why you said it.

I'll tell you why you don't have it. People with high functioning autism don't discuss their feelings because they don't recognize them. They don't want to be touched and they don't like other people to touch them. They certainly would never obsess over women or other men. Maybe they would obsess over how many tiles are on the kitchen floor or how many stairs it takes to get from the bottom of the subway to the street, but not over people. For you to tell us you have high functioning autism, you are saying that because you think it makes you sound smart. That's not right. Why would you think it sounds attractive? It isn't an attractive illness. No one thinks you're dumb.

I agree with what Soulie said, you need some help exiting that maze in your brain. That and helping others is the only answer to getting out of your brain that you are all wound up in. You aren't going to find answers to your questions. Stop asking yourself the same questions. Look outside yourself and ask how you can help others. Stop asking how you can help yourself. You keep saying how you helped her. You were only helping her so you could help yourself. I'm sorry to put it that way, but that's the way it was. Straight up, that's what it was, you were helping her, so that you could have her.

Go help someone. Volunteer at a nursing home, an animal shelter; pick up garbage on the side of the street; find an orphanage and be a big brother to some children that don't have a family. Do something, but get out of yourself. That's the way to happiness. When you do that, you may find life will level out for you.

Edit: When I say go help someone, I mean go help someone without an ulterior motive. Go help someone without a desire for anything in return. And don't tell us you helped her out of the goodness of your heart. If that were the case, you wouldn't feel this way now.

I'll play!

Sure it is.

And another one

That's a different guy than the one in the photo you posted in UYI when you first came back.

Did you enjoy your New Year's Day alone with the Mrs. AxilisOld?

Wait, that was you right? That posted you were going to spend the day alone with your wife?

Edit: I only say this because that is what would happen to a pretty, young, innocent guy that would travel alone to NOLA.

I travelled alone to NOLA and came home with a wife.

Well you are a smart guy and probably the kind that would take someone's shoes.

I can't wait to plow a bitch in Vegas.

I really wanna snort coke off her tits.

If I act fast I could get a prescription for Adderall before I depart but I'm too depressed and lazy to do it.

Any other suggestions besides Vegas?

New Orleans?

Not a good idea. That little southern city will chew you up and spit you out fast. Best stay with Las Vegas.

That little southern city is absolutely fantastic.

Yes it is!!! I love it with all my heart! Have been there many times. Lived really close when I was still in Mississippi.

Nate wouldn't last a day. He would get beaten, rolled and left in an alley. They would even take his shoes. Then the cops would extort his parents or whoever they could to bail him out. If they didn't, he would get sent off to Angola where he would surely be dead within an hour.

Edit: I only say this because that is what would happen to a pretty, young, innocent guy that would travel alone to NOLA.

Angola?

Louisiana State Prison

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louisiana_State_Penitentiary

I can't wait to plow a bitch in Vegas.

I really wanna snort coke off her tits.

If I act fast I could get a prescription for Adderall before I depart but I'm too depressed and lazy to do it.

Any other suggestions besides Vegas?

New Orleans?

Not a good idea. That little southern city will chew you up and spit you out fast. Best stay with Las Vegas.

That little southern city is absolutely fantastic.

Yes it is!!! I love it with all my heart! Have been there many times. Lived really close when I was still in Mississippi.

Nate wouldn't last a day. He would get beaten, rolled and left in an alley. They would even take his shoes. Then the cops would extort his parents or whoever they could to bail him out. If they didn't, he would get sent off to Angola where he would surely be dead within an hour.

Edit: I only say this because that is what would happen to a pretty, young, innocent guy that would travel alone to NOLA.

I can't wait to plow a bitch in Vegas.

I really wanna snort coke off her tits.

If I act fast I could get a prescription for Adderall before I depart but I'm too depressed and lazy to do it.

Any other suggestions besides Vegas?

New Orleans?

Not a good idea. That little southern city will chew you up and spit you out fast. Best stay with Las Vegas.

I feel like I'm driving her away with my insecurity, and it's just stupid. I'm doing something for her (us) and it's really messed my head up because of the fear and uncertainty...

Edit: That sounds really negative when in reality she's been incredible putting up with my erratic highs and lows.

Why do some of you guys act like you're a girl's charity project? As if she's doing you a favour by being with you? Has it ever crossed your mind that you may be worth putting up with? I'm sure she doesn't see this as a chore, but just something that comes with a relationship. Don't be so harsh on yourself. She obviously likes and loves you, or she wouldn't have chosen to be with you.

Try to focus on that, and over time, I think you'll feel less insecure.

Lio, this is true for most of them, but seriously, Miser needs a restraining order taken out against him.

No offense Miser.

Elly May died. Sad, sad.

Anyway, none of us had her. http://www.wmcactionnews5.com/story/27748304/donna-douglas-aka-elly-may-clampett-passes-away-at-age-81?clienttype=generic&mobilecgbypass

Ghost Whisperer!! Love it!

Happy New Year! And here is that old same 'ole song!

I would like to add a new rule. Since I'm probably the oldest here and my health hasn't been so good, I feel it's okay for me to say this. If any one of us doesn't make it through the year, that person automatically wins. And you all must put it on your signature!

What say you?

umm...of the world. It cut out a little too quick there Georgy. I think you should change your name to Ultra Sonic Sex Machine. But, that's just me.

Only if you put yourself on your list.

NO! I'm my Wild Card! See, that's how it works. If I die, I win! Same with anyone else. If they die, they are their wild card, they win! Happy New Year Cardi!

I would like to add a new rule. Since I'm probably the oldest here and my health hasn't been so good, I feel it's okay for me to say this. If any one of us doesn't make it through the year, that person automatically wins. And you all must put it on your signature!

What say you?

umm...of the world. It cut out a little too quick there Georgy. I think you should change your name to Ultra Sonic Sex Machine. But, that's just me.

Beautiful!!! Thanks and Happy New Year to you!!!!