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Eric Cantona

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  1. The only good thing we got from Ashba being in Guns is this

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    Those three commas piss me off.

    I'm a member of the grammar police as the next guy, but certain superfluous commas are not the most annoying thing about that picture!

    The fact that there's no apostrophe in GN'R is more annoying than those ugly socks and the three commas.

  2. Yhes I is of wants Dj Ahsbah©®™ barack in the Uns And Roses band because he is beta then old one is Slash boy.

    My hero is Dja Shabsa because is good play in guitrar and saevd Uns N Rsos form baknruptcy.

    Axl is joke withuot Dj Arseba and will fade away from popularity.

    Slash sux

    DJ rox

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  3. Ashba is gone, be glad.

    Well fuck me...

    Fortus was finally right about the next year. But there's a chance he won't be part of it. :lol:
    I'd rather have 4tus than Clururke though...

    *cough cough*

    Anyone that's been in GnR over Gilby. Anyone!
    DJ is better than the old one.

    We've solved the mystery of the ''old one''!

    The old one wasn't Slash, it was Gilby!

    :wow:

    Why does he (attempt to) play that riff?!? The SCOM riff will make you look like a cunt every time if you don't nail it.

    Maybe Mister Clurke thnkes that he is of best guitrst in wrold aftur being in the Roses Guns band.

    (But Slash could fail it too ;)

    )

    Everybody is happy that Ashba™ is gone.

  4. Well fuck me...

    Fortus was finally right about the next year. But there's a chance he won't be part of it. :lol:
    I'd rather have 4tus than Clururke though...

    *cough cough*

    Anyone that's been in GnR over Gilby. Anyone!
    DJ is better than the old one.

    We've solved the mystery of the ''old one''!

    The old one wasn't Slash, it was Gilby!

    :wow:

    Why does he (attempt to) play that riff?!? The SCOM riff will make you look like a cunt every time if you don't nail it.

    Maybe Mister Clurke thnkes that he is of best guitrst in wrold aftur being in the Roses Guns band.

    (But Slash could fail it too ;)

    )
  5. Well fuck me...

    Fortus was finally right about the next year. But there's a chance he won't be part of it. :lol:
    I'd rather have 4tus than Clururke though...

    *cough cough*

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWsM-Jtni5U

    Better than any Axl's performance since Rio 2011.

    Gilby over anyone who performed during the fake GN'R era.

    I'd rather hear 2011 Axl wheezing through songs than hearing that godawful Clarke performance.

  6. It starts off with Axl taking a shit. After he's done wiping and is about to flush, he hears a voice screaming "Help!".

    Axl throws away the papers in the toilet and sees Slash. Slash jumps out of the toilet and starts playing Voodoo Child. Duff, Izzy and Steven barge in the toilet and start playing. While Steven is drumming, he can be heard yelling "FINALLY!". Slash starts playing the G chord and sings "I ain't no cancer". Axl says that he's not doing the reunion. After Axl says that, Steven starts crying.

    Axl then agrees to do the reunion, because he doesn't want to see a grown man cry.

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