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While at work, my coworker and I were on our tea break and were chatting. While he was making his tea, I noticed he put the ingredients in in this order:

Milk > Sugar > Hot water > Tea bag

I nearly puked profusely when I witnessed this. I stopped mid-sentence, dropped my tea and walked away from him without saying a word. Needless to say, I quit my job. I can't work under such conditions.

Please tell me no one on here does the same?

To this day, I don't know what a hipster is. I got called a hipster for wearing Converse by one of my friends. Is there a clear-cut definition on what a hipster is?

Getting too old for this lingo shit

FUCK YES, Brian May is fucking on! This is the greatest ceremony eve-

waitwaitwait

Who let that bitch back on the stage?

Someone call fucking security.

Truly horrible.

Also, Russel Brand? C'mon...

Freddie tribute, the Who, Spice Girls and Eric Idle were the only good parts.

Someone's holding a grudge.

Samuel L. Jackson. He always steals the show in any role he's in. He was the main reason I liked Die Hard 3. Not to mention the man made his own anime.

Shut the fuck up and talk about the Olympics.

Who's watching the closing ceremony tonight?

1 silver and 1 bronze for Bulgaria Our worst Olympics since 1952

At least you're not Puerto Rican.

Never judge Muse until you listen to their whole album all the way through.

Although, I do miss the days of crunchy riffs from OoS. But oh well.

Anyone discover a new sport this Olympics they normally would never watch? Archery is a lot more intense than I expected it to be. And motherfuckin dressage! Dancing horses are the SHIIIIIIT!

I think I would have found a girlfriend by now.

Horror games have always fascinated me. It's truly hard for a developer to create the proper atmosphere and situations that can make someone jump or get scared. Amnesia is supposed to be the scariest game ever, but I didn't find it scary at all. Story was interesting, though. I'll probably give Slender a try whenever I have time, since that's become the next big thing.

Dumb question.

Why do guys only like women with nice tits, slammin' bodies, and a cute face?

Except they don't. Just like women don't always dig guys that are ripped, tanned, etc. Attractiveness is extremely subjective.

get in the chat

I can't. For reasons that have not been explained.

I had to ban you from the chat manually. Just haven't gone back in to remove it yet.

Yeah, with no explanation and when I asked why you banned me from the PM.

I clicked 'ignore' on the PM to try and block you from sending more to me. Turns out I can't block you that way as an administrator and just blocked you from the individual PM. I wouldn't 'ban' you from reading a single PM, stop making me out like I'm a weirdo. I didn't want you sending me more because I was tired of responding to you.

Hahahahahaha, I have newfound respect for HV after this thread.

Also, no one's ever in the chat from what I can see. I think the most I've ever seen has been 4 on at a time. I think it's pretty much dead and gone.

I pronounce it correctly, but then I'm a cunt who insists on pronouncing these correctly too (which nobody else does):

Caesar

New Orleans

Everest

Linux

You are a horrible person.

Do you say "neck-lace" as well?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fnp48dfdcgY

I can't tell if that was a dig at BS for being pop, or if you just didn't read the thread title.

Gold for team USA woman's soccer!

Good. Glad we got beaten by the best, at least.

Gold for team USA woman's soccer!

Did the refs from the Canada game get medals too?

That would be sweet! Our friendly neighbor of the North needs some.

Nah, we have more than enough from the winter olympics. You can have some the next time the winter olympics rolls around. God knows being beaten by a country that has less than a tenth of your population must be quite embarrassing.

Also, the ref for that game was Norwegian.

lol, American education.

Sometimes when people text me, they include this hashtag bullshit at the end of the texts. Even though it isn't connected to twitter in anyway. On a related note, I hate people.

Coconut, probably. I'd eat anything if it had shredded coconut on it. Fuckin Bounty's man. Nectar of the Gods.

It's fun when you're a teen. When you're older, it's just over-expensive window cleaner that gets you drunk. Doesn't make you hallucinate.

Absinthe doesn't, and never did, cause hallucinations. The stories of hallucinations came about because they used to mix it with laudanum, which contains opium.

It does get you shitfaced drunk though.

Well shit, I learned something today. Didn't know that.

I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) by The Proclaimers

Video Killed the Radio Star by The Buggles

Maneater by Hall & Oates

I think I'm one of the few that enjoyed Crystal Skull for what it was. Mindless fun.

Temple > Raiders > Crusade > Crystal Skull

we haven't progressed as a society.

Completely ignorant thing to say.

Same sex marriage was not only considered acceptable but became legal in a lot of nations, vaccines were at an all time high, the LHC, the (I think) Russians created artificial DNA, Mars discovered to once hold water, not to mention the technological boom. Social networking may be seen as a pain to some, but it has brought the world closer together than ever before.

Granted, the economy was horrible.

Fuck that man, when a point needs making it should be made. People devalue voices of dissent these days as, y'know, those moaners that wanna spoil everyones fun but to me dissent is a great British tradition dating all the way back to the Cromwells of this world, fuck em, when the boys upstairs are wrong someone somewhere in England says so, this is a country bred on taking to the fuckin' streets when we've got a problem, stand up, speak up, thats what i say, good on ya Morrissey.

Funnily enough a lot of it always comes from up North too which is funny because yous lot are considered the standard bearers for racism etc in England but they're always the first to stand up and say when Englands got it wrong too. I think it has something to do with the degree of Irish blood pumping through the English hearts up there. (did you see what i did there, good weren't it? Can i have a smiley sticker? )

TOO RITE, BRUV! DESE GEEZERS DUNT KNO SHITE BOUT US ANARCHISTS, EH?

DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM! DOWN WITH THATCHER!

Yeah, no, of course, you're right, lets all sit on our union jack sofas and eat cucumbers sandwiches and sip tea and watch the WOOOOOOOOOOONDERFUL Olympics. Oh look, a man jumping. He did that well, didn't he? Oh look, a man throwing a big pointy stick, everybody cheer at the top of their lungs for how far the big pointy stick went, YAY!! Why are you crying little Tommy? Cuz England only got the silver medal instead of the big shiny gold one I'm crying cuz silver medals make the Queen sad

And afterwards we can all play World of Warcraft...in gangsta speak!

But what about this sense of comradery that has surrounded the Olympics so far? I've seen Scots, Welsh, etc. holding up the union jack with pride, not just the English. It's a welcome change to the often hostile talk of Scottish independance (and even some talk of Welsh independance). Do you not see this as something that helps strengthen the UK?

And have you not seen all the atheletes that were crying with joy that they even got a medal? Despite what colour it was. If anything, that should show kids that placement means very little.

dat football match

I have such a patriotic boner right now.

Why are you not posting the more appropriate Sublime song?