Axl_morris

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a very satisfied smile on his face. The egg is frowning and looking frustrated. The egg says, "Guess we answered that question."

has no trainers. FFS!

Agrees with Andy Gray!

is having a brew!

........WONGA!!!

Balls of Steel. 4music.

Weekends should be longer. Fact!

fuck Daniel Ogden

needs to mazuma my phone....

Ready to head back down south and start work after 11 weeks off. I guess I'm fully decompressed now....

Nail in my tyre

Just watched Paranormal Activity... What a load off crap, night everyone!

so what is there to do in Morley... hmmm.

Just watched Inception...... WTF???

Got all 6 numbers on the lottery tonight........ On 5 differant lines. Surely that counts!!!!!

would like to wish my family, friends and collegues a very merry christmas. Take care!

Has he been? I dont want to get out of bed

Happy Birthday Jesus!

back in Kirkcaldy !!!

Cant sleep. Hmmm. Eye spy with my little eye something beginning with 's'

is heading off to The Motorpoint Arena, Sheffield to see Kings Of Leon

is thawing out...

back in Morley!

Happy Birthday Rona Morris ... See you soon sis x

Epic night.