Beat Poet

I don't normally post statuses but am damn proud of Torkos, Jack, Daniel and Jonathan for their performance last night at Legends of rock Toulon. Their application and effort each time we stepped onstage (for the soundcheck, dress rehearsal and gig) was first rate and it showed in the performance, it was certainly The Guns N' Roses Experience UK's greatest night of my tenure so far.

Thanks to everyone who came out to the show last night in Poole, you guys were great as usual.
Great job from our new man on the long neck guitar, lucky to have him with us.
Tonight we play The Lights, Andover.
Tickets/Info here:
http://www.thelights.org.uk/WhatsOn/details/1246

Thanks to everyone who came out to the show last night in Poole, you guys were great as usual.
Great job from our new man on the long neck guitar, lucky to have him with us.
Tonight we play The Lights, Andover.
Tickets/Info here:
http://www.thelights.org.uk/WhatsOn/details/1246

Thanks to everyone who came out to the show last night in Poole, you guys were great as usual.
Great job from our new man on the long neck guitar, lucky to have him with us.
Tonight we play The Lights, Andover.
Tickets/Info here:
http://www.thelights.org.uk/WhatsOn/details/1246

Thanks to everyone who came out to the show last night in Poole, you guys were great as usual.
Great job from our new man on the long neck guitar, lucky to have him with us.
Tonight we play The Lights, Andover.
Tickets/Info here:
http://www.thelights.org.uk/WhatsOn/details/1246

I thought it'd be "Airline serves $2 million fine over incident involving executive's nuts daughter".

'Kin' 'ell Brad..."I just got three double cheeseburgers, make up me calorie count!".

2-1 victors over the Fulham scum and one point off top, absolutely brilliant Bees.

Farting my guts out after a late night McDonald's...Torkos was letting rip earlier and Christ knows what Chaz is expelling in the other room...am glad it's a no-smoking hotel or he'll blow us to kingdom come.

Can't believe Brentford FC have beaten Nottingham Forest, Derby County, Leeds United, Blackpool FC...sleeping giants most of them, Pete's the only one of us that'll remember their glory days!

Bartek G. won't like me saying this, but I still like a bit of Myslovitz, still look back on that PL/CZ trip in 2008 fondly.

Bishop's Stortford Tescos is SHIT!!!

Trigger Happy TV is on. Not a fan, but God damn it's sad, the early 2000s looks like the early 90s did at the time, early teens now won't remember those days.

Did Jonathan Pearce really say on MOTD that a couple of Southampton players hadn't recovered in time after flying back from Africa midweek?

Back in Stortford, what a trip with Torkos, The-right Hand, Chaz and Mark!

Just crossed over to the dark side...Scotland!

Trying to listen to the Avett Brothers on my iPod over the top of Chaz blasting Slash on the car stereo. All the breakdowns and pauses are ruined by the horrid Myles Kennedy going "meaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr"...

By-election in Clacton-on-Sea on telly...don't see Pete setting up his bass stack on stage?

They should bring in half size bottles of air freshener, will need it on this Scotland trip with Laz, The-right Hand, Mark and the ultimate air polluter, Chaz.

Just won tickets for Placebo at the iTunes Festival...never thought I'd see them or go to the truly awful Roundhouse again, but I could do with catching a bit of LONDON.

All finished practising for Yardbirds Rock and Fibbers: Live Music Venue...we are going to leave a trail of destruction.

"Wales embark on their Euro 2016 qualification campaign, quietly confident they can finally reach a major tournament"...f***k off BBC, what about 1958?

Rooney is hopelessly out of his depth doing interviews as captain, so imagine how out of his depth he'll be on the field. The appointment also means he is now well and truly undroppable...he's crap at international level!

Another petrol station notched, I've done them all now up the A10 with Tim and Chaz.

It's a meaningless friendly, but come on the Dutch. What's with the extra acapella bit on the end of the Brazilian anthem? Was expecting Luiz and Thiago Silva to run and do a haka in front the Dutch.