SofaKingWhat Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Staying with the I.C.P song:Boys and girls, it's nighty night timeHappy J the Clown has a nursery rhymeIt's about, The Boogie Woogie ManKeep your light on as long as you canCuz when it cuts off, so does your headBoogie Woogie Woogie waits under your bedWith a shank, splah!, up through the bottomLittle Jimmy Jimmy, uh, got em"It's the one and only Boogie ManHe creeps, he hides, he sneaks, he slidesIf your little feetsies are hanging off the edge of the bedYou're running on stumps motherfucker!!!"Well, moonlight fills the room that you sleep inThings go bump in the night, me creepingOuch! Fuck! I stubbed my toeIf you'd just quit leaving your shit all over the fucking floorFuck it, you're dead anywayAnd I'm gonna leave your head smack dab in the hallwayIn the morning, when your daddy walks outAAAAHHH!!! His foots in your mouth, thanks to the Boogie ManBoogie woogie woogie woogie wu (here comes the boogie man)Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (haha haha haha haha)Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (make way for the boogie man)Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (mom! dad! ah! no!)"Does the Boogie Man really exist?"Well, is your mother a bald-headed freak bitch? yesYou fall asleep and you wake up deadWith a broken broom sticking out your foreheadI sing lullabies till you dose offTie you down and chew your fuckin toes offAnd then spit em out back in your faceelsewhere! Fuck, wash your feet bitch!"The world's famous Boogie Woogie Wu will come to youSlumber parties, sleepovers, intimate nightsWhatever the occasion for the midnight hourHe will gladly come and fuck that shit up"I don't beat woman, fuck that, I'm above it (no no)But I'll cut her fucking neck and think nothing of it"I bet you didn't know the Boogie Man was a clownBut when you see the juggla, your holding your jugular"With a swing, chop, stab, swing, chopYou're holding your neck together, but your nuts dropAnd the cops do the best they canThey pull the axe out your face and say"Was it the Boogie Man?"[Chorus (1x)]"Please don't let me fall asleepCuz the Boogie Man will creepThrough my window in my roomStab me with a broken broomPlease don't let me fall sleepCuz the Boogie Man will creepThrough my window in my roomStahhh... Boogie Woogie Woogie!""It's the incredible, undeadable Boogie ManGo ahead, pull the covers over your headHide under them, he don't give a fuckIt'll just make it that much more easierFor him to suffocate your face!"There's three ways to stop me from doing what I doWhat? you think I'm a tell you"Mom, can you leave the door open a bit?"Thanks, an easy way in, you fucking idiotNow I stretch your neck out and play in like a banjoBoomchicka boomchicka like that shit, yo?Then I stretch it out more and fling your head through the wallIt's the Boogie Man y'all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garden Of Eden Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 All Tenacious D lyrics make me laugh also Liam Lynch's, "United States Of Whatever."I went down to the beach and saw Kiki She was, like, all "ehhhh" And I was, like, "whatever!" Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like, "Hey, aren't you that dude?" And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" So later I'm at the pool hall And this girl comes up And she's, like, "awww" And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" Cuz this is my United States of Whatever! And this is my United States of Whatever! And this is my United States of Whatever! And then it's three A.M. And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather This dude comes up and he's, like, "hey, punk!" I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" Then I'm throwing dice in the alley Officer Leroy comes up and is, like, "Hey, I thought I told you..." And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" And then up comes Zafo I'm, like, "yo, Zafo. What's up?" He's, like, "nothin'" And I'm, like, "that's cool." Cuz this is my United States of Whatever! And this is my United States of Whatever!Funnier when you hear the song. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cherry_bomb Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 more anal cunt-Bald To The BoneI know this guy named Howard,and he's bald.And he's got a goatie,but not on his head.He's a really bald guy,bald as bald can get.And I will tell ya, Howard Wulkan,is bald to the bone.B-b-b-b-b-b-b bald,b-b-b-b-b bald,b-b-b-b-b-b bald.Bald to the bone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anagram Of Oral Sex Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 *Looks up VR lyrics* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swlabr Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 All Tenacious D lyrics make me laugh also Liam Lynch's, "United States Of Whatever."I went down to the beach and saw Kiki She was, like, all "ehhhh" And I was, like, "whatever!" Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like, "Hey, aren't you that dude?" And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" So later I'm at the pool hall And this girl comes up And she's, like, "awww" And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" Cuz this is my United States of Whatever! And this is my United States of Whatever! And this is my United States of Whatever! And then it's three A.M. And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather This dude comes up and he's, like, "hey, punk!" I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" Then I'm throwing dice in the alley Officer Leroy comes up and is, like, "Hey, I thought I told you..." And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" And then up comes Zafo I'm, like, "yo, Zafo. What's up?" He's, like, "nothin'" And I'm, like, "that's cool." Cuz this is my United States of Whatever! And this is my United States of Whatever!Funnier when you hear the song. .<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh my God, that song is so awesome! Yeah, it's funnier when you actually hear it. Man, the video is even funnier!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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