Is0tope Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 all i can think now is aaron carter Aaaaaaaahhahahahah. ahahahahaha. ahahah. haha. ha. His lyrics are the corniest i've ever read.. aahhahaah. it's sick. and this video..America A O by Aaron Carter.. I'm speechless. it's too corny :xmasschef2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevGNR666 Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 "from sea to shining sea" I'm so glad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 The worst lyric is in the first song I ever wrote as a 13 year old. I cant remember how it goes but i managed to rhyme "seduct" with "fucked". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 SEX PARTYSEX PARTYyoure invited to a... SEX PARTY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel1304 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 These are shit and childish :8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin' To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me. Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring, She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means. And when she walks, All the wind blows and the angels sing. She doesn't notice me! Cause she is watchin' wrestling Creamin' over tough guys Listenin' to rap metal Turntables in her eyes It's like a bad movie She is lookin' through me If you were me, then you'd be Screamin' "Someone shoot me!" As I fail miserably, Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want. She's the girl all the bad guys want! She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have And when she walks, All the wind blows and the angels sing. She'll never notice me! Cause she is watchin' wrestling Creamin' over tough guys Listenin' to rap metal Turntables in her eyes She likes 'em with a mustache Racetrack season pass Drivin' in a Trans-Am Does a mullet make a man? It's like a bad movie She is lookin' through me If you were me, then you'd be Screamin' "Someone shoot me!" As I fail miserably, Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want. She's the girl all the bad guys want! She's the girl all the bad guys want! She's the girl all the bad guys want! There she goes again With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated All I wanted was to see her naked! Now I am watchin' wrestling Tryin' to be a tough guy Listenin' to rap metal Turntables in my eyes I can't grow a mustache And I ain't got no season pass All I got's a moped...moped....moped..... It's like a bad movie She is lookin' through me If you were me, then you'd be Screamin' "Someone shoot me!" As I fail miserably, Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want. She's the girl all the bad guys want! She's the girl all the bad guys want! She's the girl all the bad guys want! She's the girl all the bad guys want! (There she goes again) She's the girl all the bad guys want! She's the girl all the bad guys want! (There she goes again) She's the girl all the bad guys want! She's the girl all the bad guys want! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lagofala Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 This is horrible:Well I just want to say: Lately I smile all day Lately I'm never down lately I never frown. At home or in the car don't matter where you are Don't wanna be alone you just pick up the phone. Hello, fantasy hotline? What's your credit card number? 69667113. "Your phone number?" "7 51-61 77". What's your fantasy? I just wanna speak to a very hot one. "We'll call you back". Sex over the phone - You know I like it. Sex over the phone - You know I need it. Sex over the phone - Come on and give it to me baby. Sex over the phone. This is the part I hate why do they make you wait? Here's where the fevers rise enough to cross my eyes. They can be short or tall they can be white or black. I don't care not at all long as they call me back. Hello? Hello, baby, it's me, your fantasy. What's your name? 'Who cares? Just care about my body". What do you look like? Hot, I look very hot. Sex over the phone - In the morning. Sex over the phone - In the afternoon. Sex over the phone - Sometimes late in the evening. Sex over the phone. When I want to take a ride I don't have to go outside. I don't need to dress if I'm feeling lazy. I can lie there in my bed painting pictures in my head. I just touch my princess and I go crazy. If you are feelin' hot and after all who's not? Right now I've got a cure to help your temperature. All that you need's a dime and just a little time. A pay phone on the street can help you beat the heat. Sex over the phone - It's so fulfilling. Sex over the phone - They're always willing. Sex over the phone - Don't break connection baby. Sex over the phone. It's loving that you need satisfaction guaranteed. It won't cost that much for you to start talking. It's a very small amount on your credit card account. Come on let your fingers do the walking. Sex over the phone - you know I like it. . . . Sex over the phone - Sex over the phone - Sex over the phone - Sex over the phone - Sex over the phone - Sex over the phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 who's that by? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnRlove Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 " dont tell my heart my achey breaky i just dont think you'd understand"billy ray cyrus lolbilly ray cyrus is hannah montana/miley cirus's dad so dont diss pls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Girls Aloud - something kinda oohload of poop ^.^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lagofala Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 who's that by?Village PeopleSex over the phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOLDEN Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 many lyrics made by Aerosmith would be in consideration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drops_of_jupiter Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 "'I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 "'I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa..."haha of course! Primary school disco memories. Worst lyrics of all time: I Wish I Was a Punk Rocker (with Flowers in My Hair)I mean...what?????? That woman just pisses me off, she is neither a hippy nor a punk rocker.And though I don't wish to pigeon-hole or stereotype subcultures, I believe punks and hippies are generally mutually exclusive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoon87 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Worst lyrics of all time: I Wish I Was a Punk Rocker (with Flowers in My Hair)I mean...what?????? That woman just pisses me off, she is neither a hippy nor a punk rocker.Hey, I like that song... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Aw sorry. Well, of course that's just my silly opinion. I hate that song so much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoon87 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Aw sorry. Well, of course that's just my silly opinion. I hate that song so much!No worries, I agree that to some extent the lyrics are indeed silly, but somehow this song is captivating. Some lyrics are silly, some are cool imo. I don't agree with that Anarchy shit.Anyone knows to what she's referring to when singing abou "77"? What did exactly happen in that year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevdo242 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Aw sorry. Well, of course that's just my silly opinion. I hate that song so much!No worries, I agree that to some extent the lyrics are indeed silly, but somehow this song is captivating. Some lyrics are silly, some are cool imo. I don't agree with that Anarchy shit.Anyone knows to what she's referring to when singing abou "77"? What did exactly happen in that year?She might be referring to the peak of Sex Pistols' success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave10 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 hmm...I'd have to go with every rap song made these last 3 years."Lean with it, rock with it(x25000234231)"The whole song."We fly high, no lie, you know it, ballin."What a gay fucking retarded ass mother fucking shitty song."Snap your fingers, do your step, you can do it all by yourself, let me see you do it."(shoots himself in the head to end misery). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveysham Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 pretty much all of nirvana's smells like teen spirit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwaindibbley Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 sorry if someone posted this already, i cant be arsed to read through 7 pages of shite lyrics but how about this:i'll tell you what i want what i really really want i wanna i wanna i wanna zig a zig ahh did anyone ever figure out what that was?silly slags! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rd Wheel Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 workin' like a dog for the boss man (whoa)workin' for the company (whoa-yeah)bettin' on the dice I'm tossin' (whoa)I'm gonna have a fantasy (whoa-yeah)where am I gonna look?they tell me that love is blindI really need a girl like an open bookto read between the lineslove in an elevatorlivin' it up when I'm going downlove in an elevatorlovin' it up 'til I hit the ground I got a reefer headed womanshe fell right down from the skyI got a reefer headed womanshe fell right down from the skywell, I gots to drink me two fifths of whiskeyjust to get half as highwhen the good Lord made that womanhe sure went to townooh, when the good Lord made that womanhe sure went to townwell, when he was feelin' highooh, he sure shoulda been feelin' low goin' under - rats are in the cellargoin' under - skin is turnin' yellanose is runny - losin' my connectionlosin' money - gettin' no affectionNew York City blueseast side, west side bluesthrow me in the slamcatch me if you canbelievethat you're wearin', tearin' me apartsafe complainin' - 'cause everything's rottengo insanin' - and ain't a thing forgottenfeelin' cozy - rats are in the cellarcheeks're rosy - skin's turnin' yellaLucy, Sally - lookin' rather lazysee my body - pushin up a-daisies woe is mewell I been dyin'got to get that monkey off my backthe fortune teller looked into my eyeballsthe wrinkles on her face about to crackshe said you best believe it, you ain't goin' nowhereunless you get that monkey off your back anything from above should be considered in the worst lyric ever discussion....and yes they are all from Aerosmith.....and they all suck....just like Aerosmith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevdo242 Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Written by Tommy LeeAhh SooooThere was a little geisha girl ho from TokyoSaid she could blow so I said let's goYo! Jump in my limoBack to the no-tell motel for a little kiss 'n' tellDamn, my dick's starting to swellSo I gave her two glasses of panty removerhoping to subdue herSo I could screw herI had no clue the bitch knew kung fuThen my rubber blewOh my god what's this green goo?Now I might have AIDSAt least I got laidWasn't worth what I paid for this pussyShould I be afraidNaw, just spray your dick with some Raid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serg Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Written by Tommy LeeAhh SooooThere was a little geisha girl ho from TokyoSaid she could blow so I said let's goYo! Jump in my limoBack to the no-tell motel for a little kiss 'n' tellDamn, my dick's starting to swellSo I gave her two glasses of panty removerhoping to subdue herSo I could screw herI had no clue the bitch knew kung fuThen my rubber blewOh my god what's this green goo?Now I might have AIDSAt least I got laidWasn't worth what I paid for this pussyShould I be afraidNaw, just spray your dick with some Raid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young_person Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Written by Tommy LeeAhh SooooThere was a little geisha girl ho from TokyoSaid she could blow so I said let's goYo! Jump in my limoBack to the no-tell motel for a little kiss 'n' tellDamn, my dick's starting to swellSo I gave her two glasses of panty removerhoping to subdue herSo I could screw herI had no clue the bitch knew kung fuThen my rubber blewOh my god what's this green goo?Now I might have AIDSAt least I got laidWasn't worth what I paid for this pussyShould I be afraidNaw, just spray your dick with some Raid :rofl-lol: :rofl-lol: Yeah, Tommy Lee!!!!!!!!!! That was quite funny!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildrose Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Written by Tommy LeeAhh SooooThere was a little geisha girl ho from TokyoSaid she could blow so I said let's goYo! Jump in my limoBack to the no-tell motel for a little kiss 'n' tellDamn, my dick's starting to swellSo I gave her two glasses of panty removerhoping to subdue herSo I could screw herI had no clue the bitch knew kung fuThen my rubber blewOh my god what's this green goo?Now I might have AIDSAt least I got laidWasn't worth what I paid for this pussyShould I be afraidNaw, just spray your dick with some RaidSounds like a bad rap song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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