AxlisOld

Welcome back, assbag.

What the hell is with Oregon breaking late in these games and just destroying people after a mediocre first half? Poor bastard in the Duck costume...all those pushups.

When every story starts with, "So I was shit-faced..." should I be worried?

Ya have a good night lats night buddy? How was the morning?

Yea...well...that's just like...your opinion, man.

You are skinny...I miss fat Jackie.

You can read me like a book, which I guess you'd have to...since you've never seen me and have literally only read what I've said...HEY...WHISKEY!!

You ever figure out those last guitar sweeps?

You just act different on Skype than the forums that's all.

You're gone, now leave the house.

You're still the same Simpsons quoting sarcastic bastard I grew to know and love if it makes you feel any better.