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AWWWWWWWWW, i missed you tooo (fuckhead ) but yeah, im back, whoopty whoop whoop, im back, back, like George Foreman only more hair and no grill..

awwww, the concerrnn, its like having a second momma!! bless ur dear sweet soul. nah, yeah, i was suspended dear girl, suspended, me?!!? i know, i know, shocking way to carry on, shocking behaviour...appalling, just appalling *shakes his head gravely*

Oh Columbia the gem of the ocean, the land of the brave and the freeeee

(im sorry man, i just have to ) just yanking your chain, you know i love you really

so's we can scratch our arses like?

actually there's less wrong with my punctuation than y'might first imagine. i type as thinks occur to me, roll thoughts out, the ..... stuff is just when i pause to think, gives a more rounded impression of a persons speech i think.

no, just give you rabies

*bites her* star that

cool axl pics

*gushes and clasps a bouquet* they love me...they REALLY REALLY love me

God Bless

theres laws against that kinda thing Sunny m'boy

back into perspective and shit, y'know...y'know...its just a belt...its cotton and steel, it cant live and love and sing drink eat and dance like i can. its just a belt...and thats all it'll ever be

what?!?! it had two flippity buckle things and i was like fuck man hows this shit work...tying myself in knots, for days i felt so inadequate, like questioning my manhood and stuff. so in an effort to sort of...level the playing field i decided i was gonna be Stanley Kowalski for a day, strut around, drink milk out of the bottle, wear ripped wife beaters and that kinda...bought things bac

not sure i should've admitted that one

actually y'wanna know something REALLY embarassing? y'know those cotton sort of drawstring principle belts? took me a week to figure em out. but yeah, unrelated

WHAT?!?! everybody needs belts, they hold your pants up and everything. i amazed that such an admirer of the human form as yourself would take such a dim view towards the accessories we use to compliment it. it has a buckle and everything, you gotta see it to believe it!

no but im guessin 24 hr party people?? was gonna get it actually but i saw this belt i really liked

Ass Jack :P whats an ass jack you say? its sorta like the panties equivelent of a push up bra...so there!!!

5 Stars - I'd like to congratulate you on your sense of humor

Sparky man, what the fuck did you do to your name? you're sparky ramone :(

cant believe this girls only got 3 stars.

yeah, Mildred Pearce kicks ass...d'ya ever see Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?

i see you've seen the movie Thirteen LOL! this jus gets worse n worse LOL!!!

sleep very little and in the afternoon nighthawks at the diner

'ee's a good lad is auurr GOAB 5 Star General