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Umma do me, I bust my ass all day to get a paycheck and its not even appreciated fuck this. My money is my money. No more spending it on people who don't appreciate it

When people who see other peoples new born babies and say "Omg the baby looks just like you..." and I look at the kid and I'm like "WTF... the baby looks just like every other baby out there how can you tell..."

When you upload a picture of you half naked in your bathing suit and caption it "Oh haven't uploaded a pic in a while..." Or "Am fat :(" you are clearly an attention seeking whore....

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Anyone know how to unlock Samsung Galaxy S3

Shake weight: Within just six minutes a day you'll have arms that could jerk off a rhinocero.

"Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got somethin' to say, But nothin comes out when they move their lips; just a bunch of gibberish." - Eminem

Hitting the gym after a couple days off... Should be fun;)

Laughing my ass off with

Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not serving hot dogs. I don't think I could order a super-sized McWeiner with a straight face.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

I don't get why people find drunk texts annoying. You're the person they're thinking of when their brain can't even function properly.

It's amazing how fast you can wake up when you realize you've overslept.

Guess who got a tattoo tonight.. THIS GUY!

It's officially summer! Sweating while you watch television.. Love it!

"Take me down to the paradise city, where the grass is green an the girls are pretty, oh wont you please take me home." - Guns N' Roses

Cubs beating them Sox, that's what I like to see:)

If cheerleading is a sport then so is twerking.

They should make a Pokemon game starting from the beginning where you are Ash back in the 90s and play all the way up til the games now...

I advise you, don’t mess with me, I know karate, kung fu, judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and…… 28 other dangerous words.

That awkward moment when you see coworkers when you are out a date with your girlfriend...

I see ALOT of people that graduated from high school this year but by this time next year a lot of them will be college dropouts..

I sent a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?" 10 people called me. I need smarter friends.

Hawks won 4-1! Great Game Guys!

That moment when you listen To a whole Taylor Swift album from beginning to end and you suddenly HATE the Male race..