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Why is everything always my fault..

If Michael Buble can just sing-narrate my life, I would just die!

Girls, everyone knows you use Yoga pants for EVERYTHING but Yoga..

That awkward moment when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed, and you live alone..

Why are scary movies always in creepy places like jails and hospitals? I want a scary movie to be in Walmart. “Clean up in aisle 13” “But sir… There is no aisle 13…” *dramatic music*

Gettin New Glasses!

Why be nice to someone if all they are gonna do is yell at you for no reason and treat you like shit..

Just saw the funniest thing, girl was driving into a parking spot, and I guess she didn't judge herself well enough, well she continued to move into the spot. Well she full on scrapped the cars bumper that was parked next to her spot and she has this HUSE scrape from the front to the back of the side of the car... and she is in the parking lot crying her eyes out.. Only at Moraine Valley...

Relationships end too soon because people stop putting the same effort to keep you as they did to win you.

ANYONE READ THE BOOK HUCK FINN?!

Girls: Your heels shouldn't be higher than your standards.. Seriously...

ATTENTION: Does ANYONE wanna be my workout partner. I go to XSPORT in Crestwood and you get to come for me for FREE!! I'll also pick you up if you want. ANYONE CAN COME FOR FREE WITH ME!!

HOLY SHIT!!!! FRIENDS THE TV SHOW IS COMING BACK TO TELEVISION FOR ALL NEW EPISODES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You play ONE game on Facebook for the very first time and you start to get a SHIT LOAD of game requests from people..

Who wants to chat or txt:) always in the mood to meet someone new:)

Looks like a Guns N' Roses arena tour is unfolding ))) I know what I'm doing this summer !!!!!!! #ParadiseCity

Moraine Valley bogus as fuck. Trying to accuse me of cheating just because I'm looking at my arm doesn't mean I have things written on it dumbasses...

Bout to have some fun tonight for my birthday #19WishesHeWas21

Time to go workout XSport Fitness Crestwood!

Maybe for my 19th Birthday tomorrow I'll go get a tattoo!

I believe the US Government planned the Boston Marathon Bombing..

Today is 4/20 "National Weed Smoking Day!" while tomorrow is 4/21 "National Employer Drug Testing Day!"

Happy 4/20 Everyone!

Only birthday present that I want is Guns N Roses related stuff!

It's April 19 and I'm still able to walk into McDonalds and order a shamrock shake.. #'Murica