netcat

so it's petticoat government in Westeros now. girl power!!

53 minutes ago, SoulMonster said:

...I wear lanyards?

maybe you don't, but your hatchet-faced, ABBA worshiping internet persona certainly does  

apparently, he plays Nikita Khruschev in a film about power struggle after Stalin's death. and Timothy Dalton is Georgy Zhukov

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/may/13/steve-buscemi-jeffrey-tambor-armando-iannucci-death-of-stalin

i was excited about James Jagger's character at first, but after he didn't manage to change that look of indifference on his face into something else for 5 episodes in a row i got a bit disappointed

i keep my working badge in my bag or in my pockets, when i wear it around my neck it feels like being on extra tight corporate leash. plus, it never matches my dress/accessories

The Americans

Also Mongrels. so entertaining! apparently, it was cancelled because of low ratings 

mystery solved

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/lanyard-wearers-believe-it-protects-them-from-witches-20151029103365

1 hour ago, Len B'stard said:

I'd give anyone a drink of water if they were dying in the desert, pedos, nazi's, Tottenham supporters, anyone.

me too. i'd give them a drink of pounded glass water

My friend's 10 years old daughter once said she needs to invent this pill that you can take it and the next second you're 26 years old and immortal  

He was in Louis C.K. new show "Horace and Pete" (2016). I enjoyed it. but i've read it's closed after the first season

1 hour ago, SoulMonster said:

Has it ever been? Most people (in the western world) should be happy living at a time of unprecedented safety and security.

our perception of reality is distorted by the fact that we didn't have massive wars for the last half century. our governments promise to provide us with safety, but that's absurd. the world is dangerous. if you don't get a bullet from some nutjob with rifle, you have a good chance to be hit by a drunk idiot on the road. or a bunch of idiots hshot down your plane by missile. safety is an illusion

ISIS must kick themselves in the teeth now for calling that guy "Islamic State fighter". bummer

Stalin graduated from the church school and studied in Theological Seminary 

it's hard to deny that some religions encourage intolerance more than others... so it's not surprising that they attract nut jobs of all stripes who need to not just kill, but to kill and maintain their moral superiority. although i think there's no principal difference between those who kill random people for religious, political, crimirnal or pathological reasons. they are all wackos 

see, if you call somebody an idiot over and over again, chances are that sooner or laret he'll start creating "i'm an idiot" threads

don't be such an easy meat, Snakes! Vive la resistance!!

46 minutes ago, Georgy Zhukov said:

If he gets 72 virgins it will be 72 repressed homosexuals. 

72 virgin goats

well, hand is kind of a member, right?

24 minutes ago, Len B'stard said:

it usually does it by itself.  

 

turns out, it does it by itself in google chrome, thanks 

2 minutes ago, Len B'stard said:

I kicked myself up the arse once and floored myself whilst doing the 1500 metres in PE, thus putting myself 6 positions further back than i should've finished...true story

i once bought a yogurt with a sticker on it saying it will be manufactured tomorrow 

time paradox: if you see your smash-faced future self, materializing from thin air and punching your present self in the mouth, it means that in future you invented a time machine to come back and punch your past self in the mouth

btw, how do i post a video, not just a link to it?  

On ‎02‎.‎06‎.‎2016 at 10:39 PM, DieselDaisy said:

He's on a complete bender, pissed as a fart at 4am in Denmark,

 

what else would you expect from "Wino forever" person