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    Jesus never existed

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    If you're gonna try and prove divinity, can't you do better than a virgin birth, i mean you're taking the birds word for it, aren't you? I'd've been more inclined to follow if it had been Joseph that had the baby, now that'd be a fuckin miracle :lol:

    In medieval times Joseph was seem as a sort of ridiculous figure, a cuckold stupidly excepting his wife's explanation of a 'Virgin birth'.

    if Joseph gave virgin birth by himself, im sure he would have become a well-respected member of ancient Israeli society :lol:

    Jesus never existed

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    they are direct and they are literal (speaking of the Judeo-Christian here) and meant to be taken for exactly what they are saying.

    that would be a tricky job. some parts of Holy Books are obsolete to the point it's hard to ignore :lol:

    Jesus never existed

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    aren't your parents religeous, Len? maybe your negative attitude has something to do with the fact that they tried to force it on you when you were a child? and that was the real reason you made that 666 tatto you mentioned yesterday? :lol:

    that's surely what i would do at some point if i was fed up with my parents sermons :lol:

    Is school all that important?

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    Not gonna get a job in the field I've wanted to be a part of since I was 3 years old without a doctorate, so it's pretty fucking important from where I'm sitting.

    You been into volcanos since you were 3 years old? Fuck me, i didnt know what way up to hold a spoon at 3 :lol:
    That's because your lot eat with their hands.

    with their right hand. only Shaitans eat with their left hand, as far as im concerned :lol:

    But I'm left handed :( Then again, i do have the mark of Satan on my left wrist!

    like reverse cross and pentagram?

    post some pics :lol:

    Grexit?

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    bad guys always win. outrun the constable and never pay debt is beyond all good guys wildest dreams :lol:

    both sides bluff so hard now that it would really be interesting to see how things turn out

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    Grexit?

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    it seems that Greek government is having a hard time pleasing their electorate, that don't want to tighten their belts and don't want to return to drachma at the same time

    http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/may/24/greece-warns-it-is-set-to-default-on-debt-repayment-loans

    Syriza’s domestic position was bolstered on Sunday by a poll that showed cash-strapped Greeks remain supportive of the government’s tough negotiating stance, though they rejected a return to the drachma, saying that any deal with creditors must retain the euro as the Greek currency. The poll conducted in May by Public Issue, for the pro-government newspaper Avgi, showed 54% backing the government’s handling of the negotiations despite concerns that the country has been taken to the brink of financial collapse.


    A total of 59% believe Athens must resist demands by creditors for further austerity measures, with 89% against pension cuts and 81% against mass lay-offs. Aware that broad electoral support for his government could collapse without a deal that retains the euro, Tsipras warned his far-left supporters, many of them newly elected MPs with little experience of EU negotiations, that they must compromise in talks with creditors.

    Is school all that important?

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    Not gonna get a job in the field I've wanted to be a part of since I was 3 years old without a doctorate, so it's pretty fucking important from where I'm sitting.

    You been into volcanos since you were 3 years old? Fuck me, i didnt know what way up to hold a spoon at 3 :lol:
    That's because your lot eat with their hands.

    with their right hand. only Shaitans eat with their left hand, as far as im concerned :lol:

    The love/sex/relationship thread

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    so basically you helped her realize the perishing nature of earthly pleasures? :lol:

    I guess so :shrugs:

    It's pretty funny really, she was the one that initiated the whole thing and I never lied to her or gave her any false impressions about where it could go- I still got a "I'll pray for you" speech and lecture at the end of it though :lol:

    I let her have that one ^_^

    did she ever tell you about where she wanted it to go, a relationship or something? or was it art for art's sake? :lol:

    The love/sex/relationship thread

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    Alright, here's a DOOM-y one from about 2 years ago.

    A guy I have known for years (not a friend exactly, I have worked at 2 different places with him) moved in to a place not very far from me.

    He is a nice enough bloke but a hopeless drunk and problem gambler.

    I had thought he was gay or something for years, but he got himself a girlfriend who is in her early 20's, a bit on the heavy side, not much in the brains department but the mother of all chests.

    Anyways, they would always show up at my place during the week with alcohol and want to get on it, and insist I come over on the weekends to do more of the same and watch football, movies, listen to music.

    On the weekends, the bloke would always pass out early, and after a few times of this one night his girlfriend starts crawling up my leg...cue wicked blowjob.

    From what she told me, this guy hardly touched her and she was basically with him to have a roof over her head that wasn't her (allegedly) fuckwit parents.

    So I started spending my weekends over there, waiting for this guy to go to drink himself into a stupor/ go to bed/pass out and getting my dick sucked like a fucking champ as soon as we heard snoring.

    It escalated of course, we would fuck from when he passed out till the early hours of the next morning and then she'd go creep off into their bedroom.

    If I was free and he was at work or away I'd be over there, into her hammer and tongs.

    It started getting really blatant, like latching onto each other when he turned away or left the room and one night in particular she got pissed early while he was still up and emerged from her room in lingerie and then kneeled on the floor in front of me while me and her boyfriend were sitting on the couch.

    They started sleeping in different rooms.

    There were a couple of times where I had to do the runner/barrel out the window like in the movies, and the most awkward of all was one night we did the usual of waiting for him to go to bed and hear the snoring start, blowjob and then fuck till sunrise- only this time I left my underpants in front of the couch in the lounge room after the customary dick sucking.

    When I woke up the next day, he asked me (and I honestly forget the exact words) something along the lines of why my underpants were on the lounge room floor :lol:

    This poor fucker MUST have known, looking back it was really fucking blatant...he is an extremely dense individual though.

    This all went on for the best part of a year, they seperated for a while and I continued to get the treatment until one day she found God.

    She went from nympho dicksucking champion of the world to Bible Thumping Know It All overnight, it was nuts.

    Not to sound like even more of a cunt, but I was never really interested in a relationship with her though, so I wasn't all that emotionally perturbed when it fizzled out.

    They're back together now, and we have all moved- I have bumped into them a couple of times and it's all cordial and pleasant, like none of it ever happened.

    It was a good year :shrugs:

    so basically you helped her realize the perishing nature of earthly pleasures? :lol:

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