Jump to content

Binge_And_Slash

Members
  • Posts

    5,595
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Status Updates posted by Binge_And_Slash

  1. A blast from the past!

    1. White_Raven

      White_Raven

      Yep, a total blast.

  2. Fuck, you're still here? That takes me back. Didn't you used to be called ItsSuchACrimeUKnowItsTrue as well? (Or was it Jake at the end)

    1. Show previous comments  6 more
    2. Jackie Moon

      Jackie Moon

      did you know i got a free box of quest bars? and they reduced their price by $10, advertised savings by 15%? I FUCKING WON, AND I AINT SURPRISED, MOTHERFUCKERS

    3. highvoltage

      highvoltage

      and it only took 63 hours of your life that you'll never get back. worth every one I bet.

    4. username

      username

      Grandpa? Fuck you mate! 

  3. .....lets fuck in the woods.

  4. ....and now I've just woke up. Fuck.

  5. "After those EE adverts have you worked out how you're connected to Kevin Bacon yet?" - Damien Edge"He's a massive dick and I've got one?" - Me.

  6. "but the rest of them, running around messing everyone around, causing drama, getting fucked on drugs and drinking too much than they can handle, this isn't fucking 'Skins'" - Rich 'Laney' Lane

  7. "Facebook, the perfect tool for us to piss everyone off" - Samuel Lane

  8. "Fuck Pancakes" - Kris Donno Donnelly

  9. "How did you go from getting on Sarah Pennington-Meredith all night to staying at Scott Harwood's with me?" - the trials and tribulations of Samuel Lane boggles the mind.

  10. "I don't drink, but I don't not drink" - Fayebella Palmer, Jan 6th 2013

  11. "I walked out the cubicle and I felt full of guilt but the pride took the edge off" - James Pudney after walking out of the red light district.

  12. "I'm bringing some beers" - Jack Ridgwell "I was gonna bring a bottle of vodka" - Rich Lane Clearly some of my friends didn't see the clue in the title of "Port and Cheese" Night, and then Kate Songhurst asks if I'm even going to an event that's in my own house...

  13. "I've probably pissed every girl off in Southend just because I won't shag them" - Samuel Lane

  14. "Is there any girl in Southend whose boyfriend DOESN'T hate you?" Seems I got myself a reputation.

  15. "Sorry mate thought you were a girl""I have facial hair than you don't you twat"Love Talk on Thursdays.

  16. "What are the chances I meet my future wife here?" - Rich 'Laney' Lane

  17. "What's that bread for Alan?

    Oh, just.....friends.

  18. "You came in pissed at 3:45 while I was watching Cool Runnings and asked "is this the film about all the black men" then sat there watched it while going ay-ay-ay-ay" - Scott Harwood

  19. (to the tune of One Way Ticket)

    Friday Ticket to Donington I got a Friday ticket to Donnnington.

  20. * i gotta no 2nite if ur alone 2 nite*

  21. **in Italian voice**

    A-leks-a my balls-a sack-a!!!

  22. *Trillian.

    MSN doesn't screw you over when you WANT it to work :-P

×
×
  • Create New...