Does anybody else think Axl should open a chain of Paradise City strip clubs?

[Randy Lahey]

Does anybody else think Axl should open a chain of Paradise City strip clubs? He better give me some points for this idea.

[wasted]

Its a No brainer. This could be GNRs real leg assy.

[Guest Len B'stard]

He could call them Paradise Titty! Could do like, Muslim Fridays, 72 Virgins and a halal buffet

[Randy Lahey]

At the end of the night all the strippers get on stage and dance around naked to Paradise City as the cannons shoot confetti all over the club.

Edited August 21, 2013 by Randy Lahey

[Guest Len B'stard]

I think we should write to Axl with this! He could have DJ in a booth floggin' half price Ashba Swag well after dark, y'know, when the customers are pissed enough to actually pay money for it.

[Randy Lahey]

We need to keep DJ Ashba as far away from this as possible.

[Guest Len B'stard]

Try a little sensitivity here Randy, he's been a victim of bullying all his life and now even his bands fans wanna exclude him

[mixk]

Where the girls are fat and they got big titties!

[Randy Lahey]

Its a No brainer. This could be GNRs real leg assy.

She's been dancing to Mr. Brownstone, and she won't leave my bills alone...

Edited August 21, 2013 by Randy Lahey

[wasted]

Prostitute Tuesdays!

[Guest NGOG]

Paradise City is too subtle, how about TWAT?

[Randy Lahey]

Paradise City is too subtle, how about TWAT?

That will be the name of the all you can eat Chinese seafood buffet.

[wasted]

Axl should probably get a much bigger entourage. There needs to be a platoon of GNR strippers touring with the band. After parties could be at various outlets of Paradise City's.

"If you a broke bitch, there's always... Paradise City."

[wfuckinga]

Vince Neil already has VInce Neil's Girls Girls Girls in Vegas though

[Guest NGOG]

Broken clams and cigarettes.

[wasted]

Broken clams and cigarettes.

Stilettos on the wall.

[Guest NGOG]

Broken clams and cigarettes.

Stilettos on the wall.

It's a bargain in this strip club 50 dollars gets it all

[dalsh327]

There's room for rock stars and wineries, but a GNR themed strip club? Vince would use it for publicity. (he has a winery but when have you ever seen it in stores?).

[emcitymisfit]

Quality Mygnr thread.

[trqster]

Axl was once a video club manager, I'm sure he could handle being a striper club manager too! And he'd always have Beta t& TB o help him out share the profits.

Edited August 21, 2013 by trqster

[Randy Lahey]

Axl would be great at introducing the ladies.

[Facekicker]

It could be like bada bings

[Randy Lahey]

They could set up a studio in the back.

Edited August 22, 2013 by Randy Lahey

[wasted]

there's a couch behind the dumpster out back if you want to go to the next level, but no hands inside the club.

[Randy Lahey]

It would a great venue to try new music out at.