Funny/Stupid playground nursery rhymes you remember singing as a kid

[Snake-Pit]

I remember a few, we had:

We will

We will

Fuck you

*sang in the tune of Queen's We Will Rock You

** I heard a girl sing it from an older year (higher grade) in primary school (elementary) once, so it wasn't as big, she started singing and other people copied it and, I think it lasted half a day.

Also;

Yum yum

Bubble gum

Stick it up your

Mother's bum

If it sticks

Pull the tits

Here comes

The Weetabix

^That was big, that Yum Yum Bubble Gum one; from school to school big, with slight alterations pending where you heard it.

What did you have?

Edited May 1, 2014 by Snake-Pit

[DR DOOM]

Hmmm, I'm more familiar with: We will, We will Rock you, Fuck you, Stick it right up you...

[Chewbacca]

Pure gold as always.

[AxlisOld]

There once was a boy named Snake-Pit

He should stop posting

The cow jumped over the moon.

Eerie how prophetic nursery rhymes can be.

[Guest Len B'stard]

olly olly olly

tits in the trolley

balls in the biscuit tin

sit on the grass

with your finger up your arse

and ya balls go ding a ling ling

uh...

my old mans a dustman, he wears a dustmans hat

he farted through the keyhole and paralysed the cat

the dog shot up the chimmney, he couldn't stand the smell

he caught his balls on a rusty nail and shouted 'FUCKIN' HELL'

[Orsys]

tra la la boom dee ay

here's how I got this way

it was the boy next door

he got me on the floor

he lifted up my skirt

he said it wouldn't hurt

but then to my surprise

my tummy did arise

Boris, look what you've done to me

Boris, you'll have to marry me

Boris, we'll call her Doris

and we'll be Boris, and Doris, and me

We were so young we didn't know what it meant.